I'd be taking the whining about Trump not getting a nobel a lot more seriously if all the complaints weren't being delivered by people.who have to actively remind themselves every time they say the word that it's not pronounced "noble"

black velvet (Canadian whiskey) is aggressively undercutting domestic brands. *aggressively* 🇨🇦

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Ukraine ❤️🕊️🕉️☮️✌🏻 Palestine #freedom

spying on my boyfriend

if I'm being honest, I'm more worried about being judged for having worked for an ABC affiliated television station than for anything related to charlie kirk. I feel like being attached to a fascist organization is worse for my reputation than me not agreeing with white supremacists.

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Google has started pushing daily software updates to my phone, so I'm fairly certain my carrier has sent them the "brick this phone so we can move another unit" message

they're playing "comfortably numb" in the casino (I already won) and I appear to be the only one appreciating the irony tha ironeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

tested the "5c is the best paying denomination on a slot machine" hypothesis today. walked out up $100

I don't need to see the video. I don't think I'm capable of hating anyone enough to *need* to see them violated

If I have any credibility with you from 20 years of reporting on rightwing & fascist movements, please listen when I beg you not to celebrate Charlie Kirk getting shot. Leave aside morality: this isn’t a match in dry grass, it’s a torch. We do not want what this could ignite & we would not win.

football, motherfucker. *football* 🏈

it's literally Idiocracy it's *literally* Idiocracy now. www.cbssports.com/mma/news/ufc...

The democratic governors of Oregon, Washington and California are forming a new public health partnership aimed at preserving access to vaccines.

today I learned that giving people the time and space to realize they should be thanking their lucky fucking stars it was me and not someone who would have torn them a new one is a priceless skill

make no mistake, anyone who is vocal about hating trans people today is going to get around to you eventually the time to pay attention is while the canary is still singing. www.thetrevorproject.org

TRUMP IS AMERICA’S BIGGEST LOSER.

@smithsonianmag.bsky.social quiero a ver la historia latinoamericano

in the internet's defense, it kills people who still aren't dead all the time, so...

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I want the history books to read "... and then Gavin Newsom said 'Fuck. This. You want a meme president? Fine. Hold my Petite Sirah '94.'"

that was essentially his point. he called it a costume the first time, and now he's pointed out that yes, it's just a costume to that person. same costume for every performance like a clown

reading Gavin Newsom's tweets, I'm reminded that cannabis is very legal in Sacramento rn this is the coolest California has ever been. there's literal gold in the water here, and this is still the coolest California's ever been

bast is the true god. just thought you should know

am to for get ombliterated at casino 😎

cat tree crop comin' in good this year

alcohol, alcohol, alcohol, cat lol excuse me, instacart?

this is my jam this is my name this is my muthafuckin JAM if that's the fare I have to pay to be free, then baby... it's gotta start someplace!

the Lt. Tom Paris in repose

I'm very much living for my new habit of setting off my car alarm whenever a stranger decides to approach me in a parking lot you thought you were gonna insert yourself into my day without me using you for entertainment, but you're wrong. allow me to demonstrate: *car alarm*

cos mama, mama I'm coming home 🖤

A Nazi owns Twitter, right wing billionaires own the Wall Street Journal and the LA Times, and CBS is run by a right wing nepo baby who just fired one of the network’s biggest stars for criticizing Donald Trump. Here’s why America has a left-wing media bias problem.

The thing about the Epstein disgustingness that strikes me hardest is that hundreds of rich old men raped underage girls and the only person currently in jail for that vile behavior is a woman.

you need a little clarity? check the similarity.

they got the spooky links at eagle mountain now too! holy shit!

there are 499 square feet in my apartment that *don't* contain the most valuable things I currently own and I'll be damned if none of my asshole cats can find anywhere to sit but that *one fucking foot*

they got the super pots at eagle mountain!

just repotted half of the unreasonable amount of houseplants I got for my birthday back in March

I don't think Trump hates the news media as much as the claims to. he literally started a war that will make cnn and MSNBC and all those people he allegedly "hates" a shit-ton of money

I accidentally fell asleep and missed a feeding with the outside cats, so stupidface bob, in his infinite wisdom, figured I didn't have food and dragged some roadkill onto the property for me (stupidface bob doesn't hunt because his stupid face prevents him from seeing well enough)

I got served the best screenshot in blue sky history (to date) click to embiggen

the millennials are white-knuckling my work ethic. YOU LITTLE PUNKS BETTER NOT BE PLACING BETS ON THE STATUS OF MY ULCER!

kicking mad tyrant kings out of our country is kind of what we're famous for, isn't it? #nokings

so this is okay, but holding signs that say "the president is wrong" is violent, treasonous insurrection that requires a military response got it www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

walked in with $200, walked out with $300. that's how we do a casino on Friday the 13th 🤑🪙💲

stop asking chatgpt for information. it makes things up