I won't tittypost but just know they're there

Girl who looks really hot but gets too drunk

I have a crazy version of manifestation where I just want the thing and then I find a way to make it happen

*panic growing with every word* Kitten, did you cwick any winks on Discowd? Pwincess, you have to tell me

who up clicking shady back alley discord links

please tell me the books after the first have better writing, it's so bad y'all

toad has no bills lucky mf

I have and will continue to age like the finest wine, my condolences to those that didn't preorder I should actually work out tho

dungeon crawler chud

real snark hours I'm bringing drinks out and everything

I wanna snark so baaaaaaaaaaaaaadly

Had a client dinner last night at a restaurant I would never be able to afford regularly and oml 🤤🤤🤤

she says I have the best ass IVs in the game

2.5 person team making a game prototype is two weeks is fucking insane tho shout-out my partner for being cracked

fucking adorable deck slide that has us all as minifigs

chat we kinda did it

give winnie the pooh a thong and a diet coke and you get me

“We must stop eating!” cried Toad as he ate another.

be so much bigger than your haters so all they can see is your fat fucking ass

girl with a medium ny strip steak complaining to a girl with a well done chicken tender

Chat how do I not work as much

being me is so cool, and then I work 12+hr days for two weeks and then I'm like wow being me sucks

IM FUCKING TIRED GRANDPA

me: "no they've already got it hard enough, I'm just gonna leave it" my partner: "kill them"

being naturally futchy is just the move

I Can Still Make Cheyenne is a perfect song

karma karma karma karma karma chameleon

my computer crashing and making that NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN noise while I'm in the middle of making jumpscare triggers is genuinely the scariest fucking thing

"can we not do drama and be sex pests" She said, while preemptively blocking me because she figured I would call her out for the hypocrisy 😬 Ngl I'm laughing, but if I ever spoke 😂

Verse is great, AI integration was inevitable unfortunately

Echoing this AS LOUD AS I POSSIBLY CAN

I tanked it

chat I can just tank a black widow bite right

It's been a while -

Feeling like I need to atone for things that other people do is some wild shit, brain

Brain go brrrrrrrr

Oh I might be very stupid But we're gonna make a great horror game

Last year, we nearly killed ourselves making a fully playable vertical slice of a game in just two weeks. By the end of it we were miserable, but it was damn good, it was loved, and we got a good chuck of money for the full game. We said never again. So anyways we're doing it again baybeeeee

convince me to not move to oregon (not Portland)

got a new couch, set up the new couch. Took the old couch and old rug, cleaned the garage really well, and boom we have a second living room. If I get a garage fridge do I immidiately become one of those rich families

There was no answer.

when you close one door, you can like open several more doors or something

I think I'm being courted into a polycule

I'd look so good without the perpetual bags under my eyes

Great for aesthetics Really really bad for Texas heat

I don't like pets on the bed But also -

What if I told you that my secret to success was manifestation and demonic pacts

this is actually a real possibility and it's kinda crazy to think about

How your bullshit finds me