TV static in other languages is so cool apparently a very common term is "war of the ants"

@katie.bzky.team Hey guys check this out

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I'm the guy who decided to put a bunch of steam-filled pipes in every spaceship. Make 'em real brittle, I said. Have them violently spurt at the most inopportune moments.

My aura:

Every threesome got the fish, buck, and goose 😩

Pope name Gaston Glock

Me after I broke up with Costco

Learned today that the Canadian word for "garbage disposal" is "garburator". This makes so much more sense???

My friend from salsa brought me some homeade soup because ive been sick 🥺 im so grateful

Weenie Hut Jr's > Salty Spitoon

Hoping Milchick has another dance performance in each season of Severance

Gonna surprise my roomates tomorrow with a cybertruck parked outside our house and a fresh batch of 50 pitbulls

Peak character design tbh

Whose joining me?

Met the scientist who legalized absinthe in the US tonight and asked them what theyre gonna legalize next: "tobbaco alcohol"

I couldn't disagree more

Trauma dumped to my mom over dinner and the old couple next to us said 'we need to get ice cream after hearing this story'

Found the best shirts I've ever seen in my life this morning

God's Favorite Customer