J'avais jamais remarqué que le capitaine dans titanic ressemble à captain igloo! Maintenant, je m'attends à tout moment qu'il amène du poisson pané.

Le prof de français de ma fille a choisi le livre aux éditions Belin car il y a une version pour Dys. Cool. Mais cette version n'est dispo qu'en pdf! Pourquoi ne pas avoir imprimé la version pour Dys? Et quand ton enfant cumule TDA+Dys, tu passe ton dimanche soir à organiser des pochettes...

Je récupère ma fille de 11 ans après 10 jours chez son père. Elle a trouvé un nouveau MMO. Mais bon, c'est abusé parce quand tu tapes les PNJ, ils se défendent et tu vas en prison!

Je souhaite une fin de vie longue et douloureuse à tous celleux qui utilisent @canal sur slack. Oui, je peux manquer d'empathie, parfois.

If you're leaving GitHub, we'd be very happy to chat! We work remotely, pay top-end of European salaries and are hell bent on building the best code forge ever. We're hiring for one intermediate/senior role right now: jobs.tangled.org/software-eng.... Go, Firecracker, distributed systems.

It is a sad day for the PostgreSQL community. #pgBackRest has been a cornerstone for so long, but things are shifting. What happens next? I’ve laid out the context and the path forward in my latest post. Read more: mydbanotebook.org/posts/pgback... #PostgreSQL #DBA #OpenSource #Database

#Devoxx c'est fini, c'était trop bien🥹, mais ne nous laissons pas abattre : le CFP de Devfest Toulouse est ouvert et attend vos soumissions avant le 31 mai ! On vous attend pour des propositions techniques, inspirantes, novatrices, ou tout ça à la fois ! sessionize.com/devfest-toul...

We’re opening the public beta of Clever Kubernetes Engine (CKE). This is an important milestone for us. The product is already solid, and I’m very proud of the work our teams have done. → Documentation to get started: www.clever.cloud/developers/d... Looking forward to your first feedback.

Et au @devoxx.fr le 24 avril à 13h30!

All softwares have breaches and anyone can make a mistake. I'm happy EU open sourced the code (open money, open code). I'm less happy about the purpose of this app. I'm less happy that it was probably written by an underpaid junior without supervision. Let's fight the real pain points.

Bon, il est tôt, mais je ne me suis pas levée pour rien car je vais retrouver mes collègues de @docker.com à @devoxx.fr !

et le replay est là:https://www.rtl.fr/programmes/on-refait-le-monde/7900626098-pour-communiquer-pour-payer-sommes-nous-condamnes-au-quotidien-a-etre-sous-le-controle-des-usa-et-des-chinois

TIL: you can use `cp -r`. For years, I've been using uppercase for that flag!

C'est pas totalement illégal, ça?

Don't let people tell you Linux will divide by two your possum performance. It's way more nuanced than that. mydbanotebook.org/posts/postgr...

If you read last week that #PostgreSQL performance will be divided by two with the next #Linux kernel, it is more nuanced than that. I wrote a blog to explain what's going on: mydbanotebook.org/posts/postgr...

Do you know what's worse than breaking your wrist when you're eleven y-o? It's breaking your wrist 2 days before getting the brand new bike your parents finally bought after 6 months of negociation!

If LLMs were actually good in SQL, they wouldn't write keywords in uppercase.

My daughter came home saying she was hungry. I thought the morning had passed in a blink, but I cooked her lunch. I discovered after we finished eating that her English teacher was not there and she finished school one hour early today.

I'm always relunctant to install npm somewhere... I couldn't quite express why it made me uneasy. Now I know.

“Not deciding is deciding to let time decide for you” — @gienverschatse.com #Flowcon

Dear developers, Creating, dropping and/or altering a database object is not a "database migration". That's just a regular Tuesday for the database. A migration is when we change the engine of the database.

I’m thrilled to share that I’ve joined the team at Docker! I’ll be focusing on the health and scalability of our internal PostgreSQL databases. While my official title is still being finalized, I’m ready to dive into the architecture and keep the data flowing smoothly. Exciting times ahead!

@guillaume.champeau.info this one is for you. During this game in Vienna in 1898, Chigorin versus Caro, spectators all the referee to do something as the white king should have been switched with the white queen.

On ne confie pas la défense des victimes à ceux qui les ont fait trembler. Non à la nomination d’Éric Dupond-Moretti au poste de Défenseur des Droits !

Do you like "Postgres puzzles"? That's when Postgres does not behave as expected and you have to understand what's going on. I wrote a blog post about my latest Postgres puzzle. mydbanotebook.org/posts/work_m...

People praise me for being strong and resilient. If only you knew how I wished I wouldn't need to be strong and resilient!

"Maman, tu m'aimerais toujours si j'étais un cafard?" Ah oui, c'est vrai que la métamorphose de Kafka est au programme de l'Abibac...

Postgres zombie sessions are a nightmare for VACUUM and locking. Chase them away! 🧟 New post: Zombies in the Database: Killing "Mostly Dead" Sessions. 🔗 mydbanotebook.org/posts/mostly... #PostgreSQL #DBA #Linux #Zombies

I'm excited to have met @billkarwin.geek.org virtually and to get started reading "More SQL Antipatterns," a modernized version of the 2010 classic “SQL Antipatterns.” The new book uses Postgres, Python, and is in Beta now. Take a look! pragprog.com/titles/bksap...

Si jamais vous voulez en savoir plus sur les symboles et autres dogwhistles des fascistes : indextreme.fr

Stop looking at flat data. Start watching your digital ecosystem come alive. 🏙️✨ Visualize your digital life with #WhookTown. youtube.com/watch?v=4d3i... Visit whook.town #SaaS #DataVisualization

Ma fille de 11 ans est complètement fan de micode. Cet après-midi, elle était verrouillée à la télé pour comprendre comment un trader a récupéré des infos insider en piratant la boîte mail d'un cadre de tupperware.

With AI embeddings in RDBMS, we shift from "Given your data, the correct answer to your question is ___" to "Given your data and the time you allowed me for the search, the correct answer to your question is probably ___, but it might be something else". You need to be very aware of this.

hey uhhh. I got fired yesterday. if anyone has rust positions in the Netherlands let me know!

Comment se taper la honte de sa vie? Aller dans une chocolaterie avec sa fille de 11 ans et l'entendre dire "Maman! Je veux des diarhées!" "Heu, des dragées, ma chérie." "Oui, c'est ça, des diarhées!" Et elle a répété le mot une bonne dizaine de fois!

Entendu chez le médecin: un trentenaire qui se plaint parce que ça fait une heure qu'il attend. Le médecin lui demande quand il a pris rdv et il répond qu'il ne sait pas que c'est sa mère qui a pris rdv pour lui. Voilà, c'est la blague.

Hello! I wrote a blogpost about an old academic paper and how its implementation could make Postgres better for some workloads. Read it here: mydbanotebook.org/posts/pax-th...

Est-ce que le pouvoir corrompt ou est-ce que seuls les corrompus arrivent au pouvoir ? Vous avez 4 heures.

"Si les filles entendent qu'on utilise chatgpt, elles vont tout gâcher, comme l'esclavage." Ils sont bons South Park!

This year, FOSDEM was funnier: I bought shoes! mydbanotebook.org/posts/fosdem...

And the ward for excellence in open source goes to Greg Kroah-Hatman for his contributions to the Linux kernel. #EOSAwards

Roberto Di Cosimo and Stefano Zacchiroli got the special recognition for community impact. #EOSAwards

The award for skills and education goes to Matt Venn for his contributions to knowledge sharing. #EOSAwards

The award for advocacy and awareness goes to Dr Jenny Molloy for her work in open hardware. #EOSAwards

The first award goes to Frank Karlitschek for his impact and business acumen by creating next cloud.

And this is the opening of the European open source awards ceremony! #EOSAwards

I'm going to FOSDEM each year since 2017. Brussels never changes. It always looks like a huge construction site. I was expecting it to be over one day...

Hey, I wrote about high availability and how we shouldn't overcomplicate the matter to feel safer (we are not, it's just a feeling). Read my article here: mydbanotebook.org/posts/why-yo...