Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

“I don’t think it will even take a full decade for this decision to look tremendously stupid. I think it will take like, one calendar year, at MOST.” Thank you, @cinesnark.bsky.social.

I will give $10 to the first hockey show that acknowledges how BAD hockey players STINK coming off the ice. Like I KNOW Kip Grady loves Scott Hunter because he made out with Scott on the ice while Scott was freshly sweaty on the ice. Scott had to smell like ten day old ASS.

The timeline has been blessed

@briancgrubb.bsky.social Are you aware of the voice actor who is leading a crowdsourcing campaign for Spirit Airlines so that it can be owned by "the people? www.businessinsider.com/save-spirit-...

Maddie's Secret is playing the Chicago Critics Film Festival on Sunday, May 3 at 4:15 p.m.! See it early, get tickets here: musicboxtheatre.com/series-and-f...

Some of the most honest and insightful film reviews are on Lainey Gossip where @cinesnark.bsky.social is one of the FEW mainstream critics to take animation seriously AND call the John Lasseter worship as bs. WHY is he still working when he doesnt recognize half the population as human beings??

Filmmaker John Early discusses the influences behind his directorial debut MADDIE'S SECRET Read more: chicagocriticsfilmfestival.com/spotlight/jo... MADDIE'S SECRET screens Sunday, May 3rd at 4:15pm

We need to go back to maps of the ocean that just say "here be monsters"

Related to previous post, the funniest worst date I've ever been on the guy asked me to name 3 men I find attractive so that he could "calibrate" my type (you? I'm on a date with you??), and I said: Mr Darcy Fox Robin Columbo And he got SO MAD at Columbo I thought he was going to cry for a minute.

Fully convinced Columbo is a wife guy because if he wasn't constantly mentioning his wife, the audience would just automatically assume that man was boning everyone he ever met, Columbo has chemistry with telephones, Peter Falk is so on his game in that trench coat.

You are either master or commander

Tom Cruise playing an elderly character? Hell hath frozen etc etc

There is an Italian screenwriter named Carlo Salsa, which is also a great name if you must go on the lam. Carlo Salsa Henrietta Dip Tom Tomatillo (pronounced Tom-ah-till-oh) Burt Chutney cc @briancgrubb.bsky.social

Reject the passage of time

The moon is a silver seductress, luring us ever closer The sun is a pick me bitch always in my eyes

Forgetting what I'm doing and googling "google"

They ear was 1948. Barbara, however, was living in the year 2048.

I'm absolutely convinced in 10 years shit like this is going to look completely insane and the kids who were forced to learn these tools are going to be completely abandoned by workforce that no longer utilizes them.

THE DREAM

@cinesnark.bsky.social One of the reasons your site is so much more than gossip: your take on Hollywood dovetails from insight into AI, into insights into the whole economy. I loved your opening on laineygossip.com today! Continuing to hope the WB/Paramount deal implodes.

New Lolla lineup just dropped, 12 Tonnes of Kit Kats and Italian Chocolate Heist are playing on Friday, with Underground Transgender Mafia headlining

Lol yeah, draft Gen Z, see how that works out

Apparently I said something so unhinged today everyone present in the moment is now questioning my sanity, meanwhile, I am like, "But that is one of my oldest core beliefs, formed in childhood, it has always held true." Do I need new friends? Do these people just Not Get Me?

Okay so what do we think this guy was ACTUALLY doing that he "teleported"

Jerskin Fendrix will also be appearing in Star Wars as himself, Jerskin Fendrix.

COWARDS

Mother nature out here drawing dicks on everything

Now THIS is real journalism* *unironic

Our republic is going to be saved by ProPublica and Wikipedia editors, I stg

We are truly living in the age of human centipede journalism, just a bunch of bootlickers with their lips fastened to the assholes of corporatists and billionaires spewing raw shit end to end and expecting us to consume it like it's real reporting and not someone else's diarrhea

Tilly Norwood hasn't done shit and isn't a person or even sentient stop carrying water for goons, pervs, and computers you absolute knobcocks

Don't break your back carrying all that water

I take the passage of time very personally and this is an attack

Heated Rivalry but it sucks and you hope they're miserable forever

"What is 'good' in the face of such energy and effort and ideas? This film is an experience, it is A Happening, it is a glass box of emotion and that emotion is female rage and rebellion." My review of The Bride!: www.laineygossip.com/review-maggi...

A divorced dad's one stop shop

Mullet...suit? Business on top, party on the bottom?

SNL always trying to rehabilitate problematic white men, at least this time it only works because those men were the butt of some good jokes from the women's hockey players.

Let's see what fresh horrors await

No, Google, me liking every social media post bagging on the US men's hockey team is not an invitation to send me NHL updates. You can, however, send me more posts of Heated Rivalry fans realizing they just like BL shows, not actual hockey.

As always, Mike Ryan is worth reading. I would add, too, that movies also don't know when to start anymore. The number of times I go see a movie where the starting point is 10 minutes after the film begins is not zero.

Me watching Heated Rivalry: Do you think Shoresy has ever met Shane Hollander? Do you think Ilya Rozanov watches Shoresy's chirp compilations on YouTube?? ... Is Ilya Rozanov practicing English by watching Shoresy's chirp compilations on YouTube????

Brian is right and you should watch Shoresy, but reason 10.1 to watch Shoresy is that there is nothing in either show that prevents Shoresy and Heated Rivalry from existing in the same universe. Much funnier to imagine all these hockey players coexisting.

@briancgrubb.bsky.social Reason 10.1 to watch Shoresy is that there is nothing about either show that suggests it does not coexist within the universe of Heated Rivalry. It is conceivable that Shoresy has crossed paths with Shane Hollander. This only makes both shows better.

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Wuthering Heights is a great adaptation of Romeo & Juliet

Guys named Ilia/Ilya on skates are truly a menace huh

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"Some of the guys in the league are so fashionable"