Winter break sucks. Give me my Sparta back

Slow cooker chicken drums with sambal and homemade general tso sauce?

The drive to Amsterdam today with this little guy

I swear to god I think the only reason I stutter was because my mom got a vibrator for Christmas when she was pregnant with me.

KFC last night at 22:45 was a mistake

How I eat on payday 🥩 (Soup for a week before the 31st)

🔘 I’m in this video and I don’t like it

Steak and half-assed risotto

Air fryer roast beef: a story in 4 parts

Those hoops being trashy transcends culture 😅

THINGS HAPPENED

Things are HAPPENING

Jen logic: See water, jump in* *temperature of the water not considered

Checked in on someone’s MH and they blocked me. Nice. 🙃

Please tell me it’s that weird Corbyn doll guy

LEKKER

Last night’s tasting menu was divine.

Fuck. Yes.

Hungary banned anything that “promotes homosexuality,” which means Pride. However, today over 500,000 people in Budapest told the government to fuck off. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

@mariushollenga.bsky.social MARIUS!!!

You guys mind if your girl spea- errr… I mean… signs a little Italian tonight?

I thought my Spanish would have some crossover with Italian but I’m way in over my head still. Lmao

Sicilian place is S-tier

Detour for one night to see old friends in Saarbrücken ☺️

Skins off, because breakfast

6.05 flights from Riga and in a shock development the Germans don’t know how boarding groups work.

Bar tonight was small, but intimate. Quite busy too!

Wore lipstick out in a rare evening. Since I’m not going home with anyone, powder room mirror gets it.

Anyone for a refurbished buttplug? Estonian thrift shops are WEIRD.

Always feel like a loser when served a GnT in these big ass glasses.

Finland wrap-up: saw Siiri, went to a football match, got drunk with Siiri, she hosted me one night, it rained… a lot, was bright even through clouds at midnight, everything was expensive, ate well. 4/10 but Siiri made it 9/10

@jenkoz.bsky.social Happy birthday legend!!!

Last night’s drunk Burger King, today’s regrets

Stopped for a late lunch and OH MY GOD.

First Budapest and now Helsinki. I can’t get any luck with these damn sights being under renovations 🤣

First Budapest was half under construction and now the Cathedral in Helsinki is. I can’t get any luck. 😅

Guyyyyys it’s so hot here. I want sympathy too. 😙

THE LEGEND HERSELF IS HERE AHHHHHHHH!!!!! 🥰😍❤️🇳🇱

Using food to show where I grew up

Not sure if that’s an olive or something but good god that’s a tasty GnT that @emuhp.bsky.social would approve of.

Tallinn is cute.

Might give it a miss lads.

Holy shit I just sweated my tiny tits off in a sauna, showered, and feel a million times better. These Finn types may be onto something.

Fuck me, Tallink is NOT cheap for a round trip. 192.60€ 🤯

I think the American stupidity is leaking over the border to Canada. I, a Senior Engineer, got asked if I was a “DEI hire” due to my disability by a university student working on a contract just now. 🙃

I told you that the foreshadowing this season was lazy and forced.

Before he died, David Lynch told me bins go out on Thursday.

Dutch govt collapses and had a stellar performance review. Not bad.