If I was a Democratic leader I'd tell every single aide that works for Fetterman that they are dead in the party if they don't mass quit on this sack of shit. This motherfucker can't dial out without assistance. You wanna be Republican, asshole? Hire Republicans.

When those crackers said electing a black man would result in the destruction of this nation I naturally assumed it was just racist hyperbole. Now I realize it was a racist threat of retribution.

The erosion of our civil society's norms, the destruction of any pretense of the rule of law, a shattered economy, another Middle East war, it was all worth it for Republicans. Because they will burn this country to the ground to stop black folks from voting. Ladies, you are next.

This sonovabitch. He should have been arrested a long time ago. apnews.com/article/chud...

Shitlibs have been around for a looooooong time. Phil Ochs was right.

I'm stuck in a gray zone. I'm too smart to enjoy being around stupid people. But I'm too dumb for smart people to like being around me.

Republican policies = batshit crazy Democratic policies = not crazy, but there might be some batshit

Hey, dem leadership: Ask voters if democratic socialism is right for you.* *Side effects may include getting reelected, an increase in polling numbers, increased voter confidence, and a better life for more Americans. Some may experience a slight decrease in bribes. www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news...

Can you imagine how pissed off Nancy Pelosi would be if AOC becomes president? It's fun to imagine. I fucking hate Nancy Pelosi.

In the last 3 months, 40% of Americans have quit their streaming services over continued price increases 📈 These companies keep raising their prices, exploiting their monopolies and hoping inertia will prevent most people from switching Support creators directly where possible - a few options �

I used to read Superman comics as a kid. Bizzaro was always fun. Him am so stupid. Him make me laugh. But now that we have a Bizzaro president, with an insane Bizzaro world republican party and SCOTUS, it's not so funny at all. Me am sad. Me not like Bizzaro world.

Will someone who loves Israel please explain to me, why? It's a weird place filled with creepy assholes.

Israel is a terrorist state.

Feminism. It's for men too. We make each other stronger when we work together.

If it wasn't for women, men would have no way of knowing they are getting underpaid. I kid. Most everybody is underpaid. Brought to you by AmaTeslazon and OCP.

You are never too old to be a houseguest who shits in their cat's litter box. Fervent denial is the key.

Just found out the Republican kids read Uncurious George. The man in the yellow hat is replaced by the man in the white sheet.

The Engineer Guy, the Engineer Guy! He's got a new video everybody! #Science www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vN6...

People who call progressives "alt-left fascists" are Republicans. Same language. Same illogical nonsense. Same hate filled histrionics.

I get it now. The high gas prices are on purpose. Price us out of affording Molotov cocktails.

"I'm not fucking kids! I'm bombing them!" #Trump #Iran #Epstein

The same people who won't remember what Trump did in his last term oppose taking down Confederate statues to "preserve our history". Bitch, you don't even remember last week!

If Iran decides to return to funding mass casualty terrorist attacks, how do we get them to target the red states? None of this shit is cool with us. Our government doesn't like it when we fight back either.

Just watched a wind turbine propeller pass by on a huge flatbed truck. Cool. There's a wind farm not too much further down the road.

We aren't citizens. We are prisoners.

Denounce white supremacy. Do it. Si non discit, placet "Who does not speak, approves"

If working class republican voters had the money or intellectual curiosity to travel they'd see what a shithole they chose to build for themselves and within which to toil. Dummies. Your president has tapioca for brains.

Breaking: A physical library containing all 3.5 million pages of the publicly-released Epstein files—bound and printed in 3,437 volumes opens tomorrow in New York. You can get all the details here: trumpsonian.us Brilliant.

Nazi shit. These are Nazis.

If you're voting today, remember Don't vote for a cunt paid for by 🇮🇱

Where the fuck are the right wing fact checkers? WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? DO YOU HATE FACTS? That was a rhetorical question. We both know the answer.

You know why Republicans hate us? Because when their policies constantly fail, we tell them. Fake news - reality hurts They can't abide it. We're "elitists" with gay-woke educations and soyboy competence. It's a cult of stupidity, that rewards them for being emotionally manipulated dipshits.

Ewan McGregor definitely killed those people.

So there’s an Odyssey movie coming out this summer, they released a new trailer, and I laughed WAY TOO HARD at this comment… (As someone who has had to read both works multiple times…)

The British media

America is a con job.

Remember to thank Merrick Garland for not pursuing justice against this rampant criminal. www.reddit.com/r/law/commen...

People should have paid attention on reports on him in 2015. I DID. All the red flags that showed how corruptible he was where there back THEN. People are not good behavioral analysts. www.nytimes.com/2015/06/10/u...

All those tortured poets, and it never got a single one to confess a rhyme with orange.

The Shah Mosque (also known as Imam Mosque) in Isfahan, Iran

Trump is vainglorious without any of the glory.

Regarding the White House ballroom: Canada, you burned that shit down once. You have a chance to do something totally hilarious right now.

A little bit of bolognese in my life, A little bit of pesto on the side, A little puttanesca here I am, A little bit of this goes in the pan.

I bet the Met Gala smells like farts.

Sometimes I look back at the drunk shit I said to people would happen, and now they must think I was an angry time traveler.

More than ever, we all need to pressure our leadership to get progressive, right now. Stop running away from FDR. So badass they passed term limits because he helped US instead of $. You will never appeal to the morality, brains, or greed of the right. Dem need to LEAD youtu.be/7PCkvCPvDXk?...

You know you are getting old when offered the choice of sex or a backrub, and you choose the backrub.

"Wherever a street preacher screams about aliens, I'll be there. Wherever a truck stop pep pill is sold without oversight, I'll be there. Wherever a cop is kicking the shit out of a Mexican, ... well, he looks Mexican, I'll be there. " -Alex "Goad" Jones RIP gay frog

No word yet on whether Rudy Giuliani's condition is related to sunlight exposure, crucifix burns, or Holy Water.