gave myself a bad haircut, ate leftover pizza and watching the 11th hour nightcap with stephanie ruhle 🤓

A handful of

Sunday innit 😢

couldn't pick between this one and the other one

If Cardi B is the guest judge tonight... I wonder what the lip sync for the win song will be... maybe WAP? Bodak Yellow? Any guesses?

Having pretty extreme right neck pain over the past 3 days :( going to pick up Icy Hot and do some stretches... and maybe a long walk while working on my posture.. hope that helps 🥺

Movies I've watched over the winter break: The Pledge, Arbitrage, Margin Call, Fantastic Four (2025), One Battle After Another, Frankenstein (2025).

HNY

One battle after another (fighting the urge 2 jerk off and eat 1,000 chocolates)

sadly, i will be participating in dry january

not me almost reporting a fraudulent charge on my credit card only to realize it was for activeduty.com (which i very much signed up for.. lol) #supportthetroops

Eating good.

the original Heated Rivalry

rained really hard all day but still walked the dog, went to the gym, and picked up some ingredients for yummy tortellini soup to make for dinner 😇

the way i have "nettles" by ethel cain on REPEAT

bloomfie's top 25 nudes of 2025... go.

pitchfork's worst 100 songs of 2025

Rewatching Hacks. Not leaving bed. Highly recommend.

It’s raining. And unfortunately, it’s not men.

Posing

Finally got to see Salina EsTitties perform

am i a dumb b for starting "welcome to derry"? one episode in and i'm like what? really? a flying mutant baby????

Splurged and booked a fancy hotel in WeHo 😎🌴

tonight's heated rivalry was meh :/

Was almost too cold to take this selfie. Operative word: almost 🥶

👋

Waiting for Katya to make an appearance in Heated Rivalry like…

the fact that i have to wait until thursday night until the next episode is H0M0PH0B1A

Saturday night in SF

Stuffing in progress

New Scruff profile pics. Would u reply

do you think lindsey graham is a gooner

Up for a nap?

Chilly buns

Spent too much time in the sun yesterday but it was worth it 😎

Lazy

A lil haircut 2 boost me mood.

pasta sauce on my lululemon shorts 👻

was looking for nicole kidman and reese witherspoon

getting unfollowed by oomfies so here's a non-controversial, soothing wave video i took in carmel ☺️

i hate gay halloween because what do you mean you're the anti-gay religious lady who ad libbed 👉9/11👈 during your "poker face" cover

Horny 4 attention

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZsh... so. good.

Say hi to Rocky the Kitten 🐱 👋

Dirty (martini).

Dinner break

The job market is so turrible, I expect a response like this the next time I try to get dinner through DoorDash. "Thank you for your interest in a medium mushroom pizza. Unfortunately, we're unable to move forward with your request at this time, but will keep you in mind for any future openings."

I’m just looking for a joyride, joyride.

It’s phat