Good night 😴

"snow white" by cobrah ON REPEAT

smash the like button

“IN2 OLDER” just woofed at me on scruff 🫣

Is this something

dog walk at 6:30, gym at 7:15, golf at 9:30. ready for a NAP!

waiting at a red light and a march for peace passed by. a car waving in support coming from the opposite direction almost hit me. 😆

genuinely wondering why the hair on my head can't be as lucious or healthy as my BUSH 😞

need kelela's album to drop so badly

Look at my fiddle leaf fig plant!

ig liked this one

SNL has been 🗑️ lately but excited for Connor Storrie on Saturdee!!!

i wish redfin and zillow would enable comments because i'd be all up in there saying, "ew, you're asking that price with THAT kitchen?"

listening to tobi lou's new album and enjoying the sun 😎. going to watch 11th hour with stephanie ruhle in a bit.

feel like a fat pimply bald monster currently but i think a cute guy was making eyes w/ me @ the gym today 🤪

Sunday scaries on a Mondee

Hey — long time no see.

sweetgreen you will not see heaven for this

A handful of

Sunday innit 😢

couldn't pick between this one and the other one

If Cardi B is the guest judge tonight... I wonder what the lip sync for the win song will be... maybe WAP? Bodak Yellow? Any guesses?

Having pretty extreme right neck pain over the past 3 days :( going to pick up Icy Hot and do some stretches... and maybe a long walk while working on my posture.. hope that helps 🥺

Movies I've watched over the winter break: The Pledge, Arbitrage, Margin Call, Fantastic Four (2025), One Battle After Another, Frankenstein (2025).

HNY

One battle after another (fighting the urge 2 jerk off and eat 1,000 chocolates)

sadly, i will be participating in dry january

not me almost reporting a fraudulent charge on my credit card only to realize it was for activeduty.com (which i very much signed up for.. lol) #supportthetroops

Eating good.

the original Heated Rivalry

rained really hard all day but still walked the dog, went to the gym, and picked up some ingredients for yummy tortellini soup to make for dinner 😇

the way i have "nettles" by ethel cain on REPEAT

bloomfie's top 25 nudes of 2025... go.

pitchfork's worst 100 songs of 2025

Rewatching Hacks. Not leaving bed. Highly recommend.

It’s raining. And unfortunately, it’s not men.

Posing

Finally got to see Salina EsTitties perform

am i a dumb b for starting "welcome to derry"? one episode in and i'm like what? really? a flying mutant baby????

Splurged and booked a fancy hotel in WeHo 😎🌴

tonight's heated rivalry was meh :/

Was almost too cold to take this selfie. Operative word: almost 🥶

👋

Waiting for Katya to make an appearance in Heated Rivalry like…

the fact that i have to wait until thursday night until the next episode is H0M0PH0B1A

Saturday night in SF

Stuffing in progress

New Scruff profile pics. Would u reply

do you think lindsey graham is a gooner