@toughestfighter.bsky.social Buttercup always knows how to put the hurt on bad guys! Sometimes good guys too, but only when they deserve it. Usually. Definitely the roughest, toughest person ever! She could be a bit nicer, though. . .

Stole this from my sis. Don't tell her.

❝ I'd just wear my normal outfit then. What's wrong with that-?! ❞

You don't even know who the wedding's for, Mojo.....

Eugh . . . Yeah, you're right. Maybe a pepperoni? I don't think she'd mind. ( Shrugging. )

Alright, be a little less passive-aggressive is the first piece of advice. Second one? Learn time management. Even with super speed, there's still a lotta stuff you have 'ta balance, and ya gotta prep for the days when a buncha villains start attacking at once.

❝ Uuuugh... Bloss, y'know I haven't worn that thing since I was six... It's embarrassing... ❞

❝ Jeez, I'm just speaking my mind... Not like I'm ever gonna actually go near one... ❞

. . . Yuck. Weddings are so gushy and boring. Couldn't ever imagine going through one'a those . . . Or fitting into one of those frilly dresses.

( She strolls in and takes one quick glance at the menu. Tilting her head onto one side, she scratches her head. ) Probably somethin' with vegetables. She's always trying to get us to eat healthier and all that.

The Servant of the Goddess of Courage. Farosh

Nah, it's more like... I just kinda 𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙪𝙥 winning. ( Buttercup's touched down to the ground, arms folded behind her head. She's looking smug and relaxed. The perfect cherry on top to her victory. )

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝓖𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝗔𝗚𝗔𝗜𝗡 , 𝑨𝑮𝑮𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑺𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑨𝑴𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑩𝑰𝑨𝑵 ── 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐋𝐋 𝐍𝐎𝐓 「 * 𝗙𝗢𝗜𝗟 」 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙉 .ᐟ

My bad! ( Giving a cheeky, cocky grin before dashing onto a building, running on it's walls sideways before bursting downwards towards the pizza joint. )

After tossing an oversized dumbbell to the floor and swiftly exiting a gym, she flexes her arms and chuckles to herself, proud of her own accomplishments. ❝ Well, they don't call me the toughest fighter for nothin'! ❞

( The two hues of green and blue speed ahead and around each other like twin comets, blazing through the city faster than the eye can follow. ) Ya didn't think I'd letcha off without a REAL challenge, didja?

Sounds great 'ta me! Race ya to the nearest Pizza Hut! ( 𝙋𝙀𝙒-... Off she goes, leaving that familiar green-colored speedtrail behind her. )

I think it's only fair that the MVP of today's fight gets 'ta pick what we have. ( She playfully nudges her sister with her elbow. )

❝ Not even the weirdest thing you've done when spying on us anyways... ❞

I mean, it ain't really that bad. I'll probably forget about it by tomorrow. But I get that's kinda worse, huh? ...Y'know, ya used to make cool movies and TV shows. And, ya still do, but it's like... you know you have all this stuff. And... you're holdin' yourself back by making crap. It's... sad.

'Atta boy. Now, let's see this train wreck.

And then some! ...Man, I could go for somethin' to eat. I'm starving after that workout.

Lemme see it then. C'mon. Don'tcha want some celebrity endorsement from the stars of the source material?

Hah, ya think I couldn't tell? Your moves were totally hardcore during that fight, Bubbles. He didn't even see 'em comin'!

So if was in the ocean, it probably runs like one'a those analog horror videos they make online, right? That's actually kinda fitting.

Deserved it to. The second he started lecturing us... tellin' us to think... I already wanted 'ta clock him in the nose.

❝ Who gave /you/ permission to snoop on my sis? ❞

❝ Oh, so when I find a signed poster of Gorilla Grodd in your observatory, then it's a different story, huh? ❞

i’m on display for all you fuckers to look at. #DANGANRONPARP #DRRP #MVRP

He ain't so tough.

temp pin. sorta.

─── 𝐁𝐔𝐁𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐒

❝ I feel like punchin' something. ❞

⠀ 𝘎𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰 𝘴𝘰𝘰𝘯? 𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘵. 𝘔𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜. [ #MVRP ] TᕼE ᗯIᑕKEᗪ ᗯITᑕᕼ Oᖴ TᕼE ᗯEᔕT. ⠀

❝ A titan? Yeah, I've fought some'a those. They didn't much like bein' thrown into the sun. ❞

❝ Hey, I'm sure you'll see 'em again. Family has a way of just coming back to ya in unexpected ways. ❞ Maybe you accidentally meet up with some estranged sibling from far away, or maybe your professor's old lab monkey becomes your worst nemesis. Either way, she wasn't totally wrong from experience.

❝ Ehh... Sure, why not? I was gonna do all that anyway. I'll have every bad guy tied up by the crack of dawn. ❞

❝ Pretty talented group of badgermoles then. Y'know what they say. Family's where the heart is, or... somethin'. ❞ Probably got that wrong, but... Whatever.

❝ Am I... gonna be able to exchange that for American dollars in any way? ❞ A dubious look crossed the young heroine's face. She just wanted to make sure she wasn't getting scammed or anything like that. Not that she thought she couldn't do it, but still, it was for the principle.

"тнe ѕword and ѕнιeld oғ тнe people. ι ғall υnder no ғlag or ĸιngdoм. нowever oυт oғ тнιѕ ѕυιт oғ ѕтeel, ѕιlver and leaтнer, ι aм вυт a нυмвle вlacĸѕмιтн." 🪓 тravelιng warrιor 🪓 вlacĸѕмιтн aт нearт 🪓 ғrιend тo мoѕт вυт noт all // #MVRP #SKYRP #SFW #NSFW //

Bloss doesn't have to know about the midnight patrols. Shhhh...