Everyone else: Beyoncé and Meg:

I love Santana so bad

Reminded everyday that yt people view Black people as wholly theoretical

Finally getting around to listening to Cardi’s album. It’s a good time. I also am curious if Cardi told Selena Gomez to channel Jhene Aiko on “pick it up” or if that was her choice

I need Mariah the botanist to BFFR

Watching Khalid having his f*g awakening

One of the worst things about that man in the White House is people saying “He can’t do that. That’s illegal” and him doing it anyway and then them saying “HE CAN’T DO THAT. THAT’S ILLEGAL!”

EVERY president since the 80s has demanded Cuba return Assata Shakur to the US for trial. Trump offered to END the embargo if they returned her. The Cubans told every president for decades to eat shit and that she will always be welcome to live her life in peace on their land. Rest well, legend

Only reason I’d wanna go back in time is to go back to my mom’s adolescence and smack a few bitches on her behalf

👈🏾 “Start Over” hive.

This is my favorite gif right now

Dani is an Aries, ain’t she? Some fire sign but I’m guessing Aries. #BeyondTheGates #BTG

😭😭😭

Now why is Vanessa moaning that loud right in front of my salad? #BeyondTheGates #BTG

Someone needs to sue Instagram. A Jay-Z chatbot with Jennifer Lopez in the background(because I know that ain’t Bey) is heinous

“No disrespect to gay” - Dame Dash

Interrupting #BeyondTheGates #BTG for this…

This made me emotional. 😭

Anything @exhibitdre.bsky.social makes

It’s 9/11 and all of these news outlets are having full segments about Gums McGee. That’s how you know they’re about to use this to make some wild political moves.

Etsy Witches right now

Well

How about—what’s that thing? Kweena—kweenwah—CREAM UH WHEAT?!

Eva is about to get on my damn nerves. Every time her mama does something crazy, here she go “Lol. That’s just mama!” Go sit in the lady’s (Nicole’s) chair. #BeyondTheGates #BTG

I couldn’t find a nice thing to say if I tried.

My friends and I agree that “Tears” is a hit but the girls are really not giving “House Tour” its things.

I love being reminded that Solo co-wrote one of my top 5 Bey songs.

Debuting with a masterpiece. 🙂‍↕️

Baby, I love that little white girl omg

The nightly low temps are dipping below 60. 🍁🍂

*Ashley comes on screen* Me: #BeyondTheGates #BYG

I finally caught up on “my stories” and I have a good idea who Dana’s daddy is but ima hush and let it play out. #BeyondTheGates

When Muriel Bowser gonna get her CDL? She don’t wanna be mayor, fr.

Nobody: The plot of Weapons: #Weapons

“You Da One” gonna always get me outta my seat.

Happy RENAISSANCE anniversary to this banger(insane) of a tweet as well. @delusionalhulk.bsky.social

Whew

People been saying that VA ain’t the south for as long as I’ve lived here but you travel down the 95 for 45 minutes from Arlington and you’d think you were in Mississippi.

I’m on my 10 thousandth Charmed rewatch and it’s still so wild that Prue slept with Bane AFTER he tried to have her and her sisters killed and he kidnapped her. Like girl? You’re in the warehouse he tied you up in and that made your pussy moist?

EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK?!

You be fighting for your life at work then all of a sudden your director wanna have an hour long meeting about bullshit 🫩🫩🫩

I don't give a fuck bout none of that weird shit you popping

Oh lemme blast CTRL in honor of a real bitch

Finding out at my big age, in the year of our lord 2025, that Pusha and (no) Malice aren’t twins has me disgusted