Straight men will see you experiencing the hardest thing you’ve ever experienced in your life and say, “How can I make this worse?“

I wonder what this icon would say about liquid death

Making up and falling out with my brother for the ___th time in a little less than a month gotta be a new record. Lol

@profanity.accountant hello yes how much do I be cussin?

My partner being the only partner among my siblings’ partners who my mama never had issues with (she actually loves him and called him an ”Angel walking among us”) is tickling me because growing up in the church and being the only queer family member, I never could’ve imagined this.

Definitely. @exhibitdre.bsky.social and I had went to the beach with some friends earlier that day and copped some weed in DC. When we got back to the air bnb, we sparked up and got high as hell. It was raining outside and we stepped out on the patio and slow danced to Al Green. Let’s Stay Together.

We must never stop telling the tale of him being one of the nastiest people on earth.

Meg as Drolta?! 🥹

Blood of Jesus

Baby, until Pill Lewis post it, I’m not believing it

EXCUSE ME?!

Q is such a cunty letter. She said “O needs an upgrade” and just showed us a lil leg.

Everyone else: Beyoncé and Meg:

I love Santana so bad

Reminded everyday that yt people view Black people as wholly theoretical

Finally getting around to listening to Cardi’s album. It’s a good time. I also am curious if Cardi told Selena Gomez to channel Jhene Aiko on “pick it up” or if that was her choice

I need Mariah the botanist to BFFR

Watching Khalid having his f*g awakening

One of the worst things about that man in the White House is people saying “He can’t do that. That’s illegal” and him doing it anyway and then them saying “HE CAN’T DO THAT. THAT’S ILLEGAL!”

EVERY president since the 80s has demanded Cuba return Assata Shakur to the US for trial. Trump offered to END the embargo if they returned her. The Cubans told every president for decades to eat shit and that she will always be welcome to live her life in peace on their land. Rest well, legend

Only reason I’d wanna go back in time is to go back to my mom’s adolescence and smack a few bitches on her behalf

👈🏾 “Start Over” hive.

This is my favorite gif right now

Dani is an Aries, ain’t she? Some fire sign but I’m guessing Aries. #BeyondTheGates #BTG

😭😭😭

Now why is Vanessa moaning that loud right in front of my salad? #BeyondTheGates #BTG

Someone needs to sue Instagram. A Jay-Z chatbot with Jennifer Lopez in the background(because I know that ain’t Bey) is heinous

“No disrespect to gay” - Dame Dash

Interrupting #BeyondTheGates #BTG for this…

This made me emotional. 😭

Anything @exhibitdre.bsky.social makes

It’s 9/11 and all of these news outlets are having full segments about Gums McGee. That’s how you know they’re about to use this to make some wild political moves.

Etsy Witches right now

Well

How about—what’s that thing? Kweena—kweenwah—CREAM UH WHEAT?!

Eva is about to get on my damn nerves. Every time her mama does something crazy, here she go “Lol. That’s just mama!” Go sit in the lady’s (Nicole’s) chair. #BeyondTheGates #BTG

I couldn’t find a nice thing to say if I tried.

My friends and I agree that “Tears” is a hit but the girls are really not giving “House Tour” its things.

I love being reminded that Solo co-wrote one of my top 5 Bey songs.

Debuting with a masterpiece. 🙂‍↕️

Baby, I love that little white girl omg

The nightly low temps are dipping below 60. 🍁🍂

*Ashley comes on screen* Me: #BeyondTheGates #BYG

I finally caught up on “my stories” and I have a good idea who Dana’s daddy is but ima hush and let it play out. #BeyondTheGates

When Muriel Bowser gonna get her CDL? She don’t wanna be mayor, fr.