Don't we uhhh already know what happened?

ah great that this administration is posting this right before yom kippur, that couldn't mean anything unrelated but as a bisexual the gigachad meme is almost nausea inducing and I have no idea what they think they're doing. dude looks like a monster in a ridley scott movie

Hey here's a short film I co-wrote! It was for the 48 hour film festival and I got real weird with it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhVU...

quite frankly we need a Roxas video generator to undo this

ah yes this has never happened before and been disproven, this literal thing has not ever occurred and must be reliable this time. Now let me take a big sip of coffee and google "William Miller"

Randomly re-watched The Truman Show and Ed Harris's character is a demiurge I'm sorry that one of my obsessions is Gnosticism and I must inflict these ideas on you

The elder millennial experience is buying a sword cane at a ren faire as a silly joke then actually using it five years later because you injured your knee

When Edge of Eternities made "Spacecraft" a type, and they changed rules so "Legendary Spacecraft" could be a commander, I knew in my gut this was on the way.

These two tried to steal my Ritz Crackers, they are in detention.

Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

honestly if possible I'd rather think less about Emperor Nero

CHOTINER: So, you say you aren't either autistic or have an addictive personality? ME: No, of course not. CHOTINER: How many hours do you have in Baseball Mogul? ME: Only like 50 or 60 CHOTINER: Is that Baseball Mogul 2025 or the whole series since 2004? ME: I'd rather not answer that question.

If you didn't have a friends' dad or grandpa with a full-blown train set in their basement you didn't have enough friends

I can't believe they're injecting babies with beds, baths, and beyond vaccines

THE CAPTAIN OF THE USS HEINOUS: We're gonna need a bigger boat

you ever completely misunderstand the bible? well...

I know that A.P. Bio's humor is not for everyone, but I love they just assumed season 3 would be the end and went absolutely unhinged, almost likely they were trying to get canceled And somehow got a season 4

as someone who is literally allergic to Tylenol, this is awful because I'm like in some weird .01% world but it helps so many people

A funny thing is that if Christianity is real, everyone praising Charlie Kirk is going straight to hell

Henry Winkler and it isn't even close.

the world is terrible and I can only cope with memes of my cat the millennial experience

there are not enough tablets for Moses to break

Shame on the Cardinals for not being good enough to inexplicably beat Clayton Kershaw in the playoffs one last time.

Fine I'll join the trend

Next Bond should be set in the fifties, when MI6 discovers a writer named Ian Fleming is risking national security by somehow writing actual MI6 missions Bond took part of. He's dispatched to kill Fleming but can't, especially when they realize someone is making a movie out of both of their lives.

Whoever is calling a game right before a nick castellanos homerun

Gnosticism or possums are good, actually

Ethical doctors will, uh, find a way

Semi-annually getting annoyed at people who hate The Last Jedi for its portrayal of Luke when tbh his death is the best a Jedi has ever been done. Yeah, he fucked up, but he learned, and then he sacrificed himself non-violently to save the remnants of the Republic.

Finally a school that will teach children to make pizza with Elmer's Glue.

This is the dumbest shit the federal government has done in my lifetime. As awful as it was, at least the Iraq war had a theoretical plan. It was terrible but at least vaguely based on an idea of stealing oil we didn't need. The is just stupid to be stupid.

never gonna give twitter traffic again but this is an all timer from the good times

This owns and he will have my primary vote unless AOC runs, then I'll have to make a tactical decision That said, Pritzekr/AOC ticket

You gotta put your bribes in bags of tortilla chips because right-wing fascists will be afraid to open them

I want a Coffin Flop moment

it would be so funny that so many Christians voted for this man if we didn't all have to suffer the consequences

Mad Max or Mission Impossible for films, Hobbit + LOTR for books, probably Mario or Resident Evil for games

See what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

#15MoviesToGetToKnowMe Clue Interstellar Walk Hard Oldboy (not the US one) Zoolander Every Evangelion Remake The Life of Chuck Anchorman Southland Tales Brazil The Other Guys Neverending Story Terminator 2 The Leftovers (not a movie but it must be here)

I don't have the energy to make a full post explaining this but Clair Obscur and His Dark Materials share a lot of ideas; just calling it for when someone else with more time writes an article on it so I can say "I told you so"

I'm sorry if you think Penn and Teller are not friends, you are the biggest mark in the world.

Watching Dr. Death Season 2 and terrified of a jump scare where it portrays me at some point.

Insomnia makes you do very silly things

Unbelievably sick Andor edit

History will never forgive us for literally accomplishing a miracle then rejecting it. Two boats and a helicopter.

every accusation is a confession

I want Ohtani to be a cool dude but we're definitely in the smoke/fire zone

@die-hardman.com I missed your re-brand but it's awesome. Dude is one of my favorite game characters of the last decade, going from a corpo-government stooge to raising double birds to the establishment

folks you don't even want to know how young I was when I read The Stand

I say this as a law school student and former lawyer: anyone who thinks "constitutional law" means anything is deluding themselves.