Me completely missing the details of the prompt

“I was just following otters.”

I'm all for players getting their bag, but that sure is a number for a guy who was good in like, two years of his career

Alpha Fuckin' Protocol

Desperately want to see how cringe a Nathan Fielder/Tim Robinson collaboration could be

I don’t know why everyone is talking about Star Wars today but let’s just rewatch this. “It’s here and it’s not visiting anymore.”

I can't even begin to imagine the darkness in the heart of someone who almost loses their own mother to opioid addiction and goes on to claim something as harmless as ibuprofen is a useless problem

Okay precisely how much of this site is populated by people who posted on Sports Argument Stadium two decades ago?

Dr. Oz technically threatening to genocide America was not on my bingo card

As a white man, I hate AI for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source.

Zohran Mamdani seems cool, but actually winning an election to be the mayor of New York City is historically a red flag.

Does anyone to the right of Dick Cheney even know what a tariff is? *checks news* Probably should rework that joke but I won't www.newsweek.com/greg-abbott-...

We were here 25 years ago with the Yankees. A team buying a roster of MVPs and winning the World Series is cool the first time but kind of boring the second time, no matter how momentarily good the playoff games are.

Peacemaker S2E7 (not graphic media just spoiler) youtu.be/ilVPbNOCUKw?...

"It's Aresin' time" autocorrects to ™ It's a resin time" so it didn't have a chance

Don't we uhhh already know what happened?

ah great that this administration is posting this right before yom kippur, that couldn't mean anything unrelated but as a bisexual the gigachad meme is almost nausea inducing and I have no idea what they think they're doing. dude looks like a monster in a ridley scott movie

Hey here's a short film I co-wrote! It was for the 48 hour film festival and I got real weird with it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhVU...

quite frankly we need a Roxas video generator to undo this

ah yes this has never happened before and been disproven, this literal thing has not ever occurred and must be reliable this time. Now let me take a big sip of coffee and google "William Miller"

Randomly re-watched The Truman Show and Ed Harris's character is a demiurge I'm sorry that one of my obsessions is Gnosticism and I must inflict these ideas on you

The elder millennial experience is buying a sword cane at a ren faire as a silly joke then actually using it five years later because you injured your knee

When Edge of Eternities made "Spacecraft" a type, and they changed rules so "Legendary Spacecraft" could be a commander, I knew in my gut this was on the way.

These two tried to steal my Ritz Crackers, they are in detention.

Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

honestly if possible I'd rather think less about Emperor Nero

CHOTINER: So, you say you aren't either autistic or have an addictive personality? ME: No, of course not. CHOTINER: How many hours do you have in Baseball Mogul? ME: Only like 50 or 60 CHOTINER: Is that Baseball Mogul 2025 or the whole series since 2004? ME: I'd rather not answer that question.

If you didn't have a friends' dad or grandpa with a full-blown train set in their basement you didn't have enough friends

I can't believe they're injecting babies with beds, baths, and beyond vaccines

THE CAPTAIN OF THE USS HEINOUS: We're gonna need a bigger boat

you ever completely misunderstand the bible? well...

I know that A.P. Bio's humor is not for everyone, but I love they just assumed season 3 would be the end and went absolutely unhinged, almost likely they were trying to get canceled And somehow got a season 4

as someone who is literally allergic to Tylenol, this is awful because I'm like in some weird .01% world but it helps so many people

A funny thing is that if Christianity is real, everyone praising Charlie Kirk is going straight to hell

Henry Winkler and it isn't even close.

the world is terrible and I can only cope with memes of my cat the millennial experience

there are not enough tablets for Moses to break

Shame on the Cardinals for not being good enough to inexplicably beat Clayton Kershaw in the playoffs one last time.

Fine I'll join the trend

Next Bond should be set in the fifties, when MI6 discovers a writer named Ian Fleming is risking national security by somehow writing actual MI6 missions Bond took part of. He's dispatched to kill Fleming but can't, especially when they realize someone is making a movie out of both of their lives.

Whoever is calling a game right before a nick castellanos homerun

Gnosticism or possums are good, actually

Ethical doctors will, uh, find a way

Semi-annually getting annoyed at people who hate The Last Jedi for its portrayal of Luke when tbh his death is the best a Jedi has ever been done. Yeah, he fucked up, but he learned, and then he sacrificed himself non-violently to save the remnants of the Republic.

Finally a school that will teach children to make pizza with Elmer's Glue.