Presented without context. Unless you count the news trending on this website which, uh, I guess would be context. youtu.be/oww5UWEeAO4?...

Ruin a book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title. Tom Clancy's Abridged Dictionary

I know i have like zero reach here but if you can share this I'd appreciate it youtu.be/oqjrVneBFyM

Which film reminds you most of your childhood? 🎥

Is mayonnaise a high card build?

The (Star Trek themed) vibe I bring to the party:

The only fitting way to celebrate the legacy of Ozzy Osbourne is to post his magnum opus: that time he covered a Steppenwolf song with Ms. Piggy. youtu.be/AaaSyI9Clbo?...

If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context

If you say anything bad about MY parapet, the guards will give you a new view of it.

Quote with your favorite Pokémon (It's the Hopkinsville Goblin and it's not even close)

Charity stream starting up in 7 Mins Come join me as we continue to delve into hades & raise some funds for the Trevor Project! 1 dollar gets you the choice of my next equipment/boon, 10 & ill tell your funny life story in a goofy accent. Im up for requests (within reason) its all for a good cause

Spoilers below for Sagremor's castle in Tainted Grail: the Fall of Avalon.

"We can't make Shrek the new McCartney." -My co-worker, just now.

I re-watched the Guardians of the Galaxy movies this week and my opinion hasn't changed: Adam Warlock being a prog rock fan is still the most correct thing I've ever heard.

Is it weird that my favorite D&D character had an old testament first name, and English surname, a chinstrap beard and a fondness for log cabins? Maybe. But maybe towering genius actually *loves* a beaten path. Did you ever think of that? Huh?

Current Saturday errands status: "This isn't how we planned this at all. I'm already starting to sober up and we still don't have any sauerkraut."

The average American has three friends

ATTENTION NORTH CAROLINA VOTERS:

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Good! Finally! More of this kind of action! This is why I protested!

Listening to Pentagram's "Lightning in a Bottle." So much old-school, bluesy metal riffage. This might be their best stuff since "Relentless." And Liebling's voice... hasn't gotten any rougher, so that's good.

"Here Be Dragons" absolutely holds up to the stratospheric standard Avantasia have set for themselves. Banger after banger, with an all-star lineup of guest vocalists. But no Alice Cooper this time. Alas, no album is perfect.

As your president, I will ban not having pineapple on pizza. I know many of you will suffer for this, but it's the only way to mend relations with Canada.

As president, I will protect Congress's free Hustler subscriptions by enshrining them in the constitution.

When I'm President, we will Make Toledo Michigan Again.(tm)

When I'm president. We will rename it "Our Wiretapping Shows that Americans Like Gulfs with Really Long Names so We Made This Gulf to Have the Absolute Longest Gulf Name Ever of Greenland." Anyone still calling it the "Atlantic Ocean" will be shot.

Since we might be needing a new president as soon as next week at this rate, I'm going to lay out my platform right now. As your president, I will Implement an "all request nuke hour" every Friday. You call it in, we glass it.

Raise your ✋ and repost this if you're participating.

My down? Backed by an entire system.

Naxatras' latest album, "V," is a further step in the direction taken by their previous numbered installment from 2022. More synth, more ambience, more droning vocals. As someone who adored "IV," this is a step too far for my tastes. That said, mid-album tracks Breathing Fire and Legion got me like

Look what I found

I checked and sadly, I won't get the chance to vote for Vance's replacement until the next midterm. It's going to be a long 2 years.

@thistlefox.bsky.social @rainathrownaway.bsky.social You have been this for me so many times.

Get active in Florida and California. There are 2 races in Florida and 1 in California. If we win both of those we take back The House in 4 weeks!!!!!!! HURRY!!! Go to: www.Indivisible.org

So many people thought the left was exaggerating when we said there's a neo nazi groyper takeover of the US treasury but now that everyone is caught up spread the word. Nazis are inside the building

How am I supposed to sleep knowing that the new Space Marine DLC added Raptors and freaking BEAKIE HELMS?

Use a random comic panel or two to sum up your current attitude:

Amen. Let's do better than reject hate today. Let's celebrate love, unity and hope.

Don't just skip watching the inauguration on the 20th. Seek out MLK day content while it's going on. Make the other, kinder meaning of the day the most searched thing on the internet.

Protect yourself from misinformation. Anything I blindly repost about Mark Zuckerberg is automatically true. Everything else that has ever been said, up to and including this post, is categorically false.

Still not adding him to Gays of Bluesky 🙅

OK, I chortled!

Much like a Tesla exploding in front of Trump Tower, two panic attacks in one week can only be a sign from God. I'm taking a break from doomscrolling for a while. Catch you all later.

Important life update: eating Lebanese food and listening to Red Fang. Fuck yeah.

With Fulgrim coming to 40K, Guilliman may finally get the rematch he deserves.

Finally listened to the most recent Gnome album from start to finish. Not as consistently good as King was, but standout tracks include Golden Fool, John Frum and this catchy little number. youtu.be/jNO8cRzQVBM?...

"You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits: