eggman voice get a loaf of this

for about 12 years i've had an uneasy peace with my parents predicated entirely on not discussing politics and i can't take it anymore. i've always been scared to acknowledge it because i was really worried about what the answer would be if they were forced to pick between me and their politics.

i decided i want to get better at using my left hand for stuff

Fire Emblem protagonist: "We need to save the kingdom from these evil invaders!" Grizzled Advisor: "Only you can lead the people to victory, my lord." Love Interest: "Come on, let's go save the villagers!" The Other Two Guys You Start With:

i find something so deeply off-putting about stellar blade, like it's really horny but still kind of... sexless? all the women are built in a way with such ridiculous proportions that it almost feels like a parody of human sexuality

mild take: i don't really care for indie games that do the thing where it's just "soft remake of a long dormant IP with the serial numbers filed off"

here comes the, there goes the, here comes the, there goes the, here comes the, there goes the, here comes ~*~The Wicker Man~*~ "oh, god! oh jesus christ!"

kale chip time mother fuckers

i don't have anything meaningful to say about the rogue failed state that i live in that hasn't already been said better by other people so i'm just gonna try to keep my posts Normal because someone's gotta do it

unfortunately i'm a bread guy now

i liked base game legends z-a but i think the dlc kind of sucks.

prequel revisionism is never gonna work on me solely because of how much i fucking hate Serious Yoda

one day i'll learn how to crack an egg without making a fool of myself

understanding the phrase "money can't buy happiness" in my 30s where i'm pretty poor but i am infinitely more fulfilled by my life than rich freaks who seem to have no other emotions than abject misery

i feel pretty seen when i see other people talk about how clair obscur was a lot better when it was final fantasy X instead of a family drama

tate getting fucking smoked by a bugs bunny-ass punch fills me with the christmas spirit

the wonderful boy

bumper sticker that says "keep honking, i'm too busy playing CORAROC!"

The Coraroc demo is out! The Coraroc demo is out!! Coraroc would love to be jumping in your computer. Three action-packed(?) stages with time attack mode, hard mode, and collectibles! Coraroc loves these things. PLAY THE DEMO & WISHLIST NOW: store.steampowered.com/app/3963120/...

a pizza restaurant with red plastic cups... we've retvrned

area dipshit puts in the lightest amount of effort for once in his life

every time i see a binging with babish video i make sure to tell @couwy.bsky.social that the thing is that it's more like cringing with babish

got an email from youtube about changes to my 'ads experience' haha sure man, i bet, let me know how that goes for you

on my hands and knees begging for the music biopic to go away

society if everyone cleaned out the lint trap when they were done with laundry

i know the meds are working because i'm excited to get the fuck back in the kitchen!!!

life is long and i've seen a lot of things come and go but i will not stand for the rehabilitation of the ron howard grinch. motherfucker i was THERE in the theater. i was there

i think a three day work week should be standard

new B'z album absolutely fucks to an absurd degree

i underestimated how much fun i could have with the incredibly simple premise of "what if wild pokemon wanted to kill you, the player"

tbh i am pretty sure the 40 hour work week is an absolute scam

i listened to Rumours for the first time recently and my takeaway is: it's pretty good! fresh new take, i know

space runaway bupropion

i think emerald fennell would be a good music video director but her films make me roll my eyes and do the biggest jack off motion known to man

what's up wellbutrin gang

thinking about how funny it is to see a guy whose whole campaign was "i love our city! :D let's make it better together!!" and going "well, this man is the devil"

bad news for schumer: hearing reports that the baileys voted for zohran

allow me to say as someone who lived in nj for 30 years: i did not ever for even a second believe any of the "tossup" narrative, shitterelli is an idiot who has the permanent aura of a loser

you gotta love getting a power outage at work on a friday afternoon i'm still here but it feels like pregaming the weekend

guess who's dealing with ✨burnout✨

i really deeply relate to luigi as a wimpy failbrother

thinking about fuckin around and becoming a linux guy because i'm sure as shit not switching to windows 11

watching the good the bad and the ugly and realizing tuco and blondie are toxic yaoi

watched like thirty minutes of exactly one (1) balatro video and learned enough that my brain expanded to understanding the game like i'm reading the code of the matrix

finally taking my fucking clown makeup off!!!!!!

i fought tooth and nail to struggle through the coliseum in unicorn overlord at level 28 and now the real battle begins: fixing all my unit layouts

feeling myself becoming more and more of a luddite the more every single fucking corporation demands more of my personal information

konami managed single handedly to make me really cynical about the idea of gaming remakes

literally perfect

danger! son boy spotted