My daughter was having a really hard time choosing an outfit for her winter music program, like, a painfully hard time. Turns out after a bit of Momvestigation she’s feeling like she looks a bit chubby. She’s 8, how is this already a thing?!?!

I hate when I have to delete a post bc it leaves the fandom and then all the randoms start following me. Like no— this is a fan account for a bunch of British gay boybanders, dude, leave me alone!

Every other post on insta is people being mad about H’s ticket prices. 😬

“You don’t struggle in the open Fluent in my words unspoken”

Side by Side

I love how when they’re asked about each other Harry turns into a horse and Louis turns into Porky Pig. 😭

What in the anxiety inducing fever dream was that?!?

Um, excuse me, but what the fuck is that?

And if I told a coworker I couldn’t cover their extra run tomorrow because I knew I’d be inundated with promo and interviews and new music from the boys and I need to fully immerse myself in fangirldom???!?!

We belawng togethaaaaaaaaa

The lyric about ‘bad boys’…Giiiiirrrrrllll, get it together. 💅🏻

HE’S A FUCKING GAY DISCO JESUS OMFG

Well, there went my chance at getting to see H again. 😔

ICE raided a construction site across from a school in my city today. A CONSTRUCTION SITE. These dudes were just working. Building houses for the kids across the street. An armed raid and the school was not informed. Just putting kids’ safety in jeopardy in the name of racism. I truly hate it here.

He finally covered that fuckass E. 😂

Death by one direction would be a good way to go out and I’m okay with that

He’s so weird I love him so much.

This just in: nothing happens when you send a 🍆. I’ve never been more disappointed, Harold.

🚨 ATTENTION 🚨 I have an important announcement to make. From now on, I will be referring to any smut that I write as my ‘cliterature’. Please respect my privacy as I will not be taking any questions at this time. Thank you.

PILLION HOLY FUCK

💘💫💘　 🌝💘💫 🌝　　 💫 🌈　　 🌈 🌈 people who say 🌝 💫 nice things about 💘 　 🌝 my characters 💫 　　 🌈　　　 🌈 　 💫 🌝 　　　　　 💘

My partner has decided we need to watch Pillion separately, not because of the BDSM stuff, but because he needs to be alone while he watches gay drama movies. Apparently he has too visceral a reaction to them and cannot control his weeping. 😂

One Direction on a random Thursday in January

do you mind if i just AJDJDKSKNDJSNDKSOFKDNDNSKNDKSNDMSJDKSKNDKSOFKEORJEKJRJENEKDLENEJDJNDLEKRNEJWNEKENENJRKENENDJOEKTIRIEJEKTOEJBEKROEBEKRNEKJFOROENRKEJROEKDNSLRLAJJRKDKSKDJNENEKENFKSNEKDNRNNEBWJEKWNEJKDNEKFOEIJTBRIOWURJWKJDHFJE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME *HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER* AHHHHHHHHHH

Unlike some people for the last three years, @user Harry Styles, I am employed and must work. I CAN’T DO THIS RN DUDE FR HAVE A HEART

MUST NOT ORDER MERCH, MUST SAVE MONEY FOR CONCERT TICKETS

Something something, “Where do you want to sit?” Blah blah blah…

AGAIN, WE’VE BEEN OVER THIS

ISTG IF THEY DON’T STOP MOVING AT THE SAME TIME

Sir— we both know it was not Liam’s idea to write a song about your morning boner.

Let the Light in sounds like something a cult leader would say, so I’m happy to follow wherever you’re leading me, Harry.

TOO MUCH IS HAPPENING I DON’T KNOW WHERE TO LOOK

Slightly diminish a band: Zero Direction

Whoever suggest this pose, I want to kiss you on the mouth. 👁️ 👄 👁️

THE POWER BOTTOM ENERGY.

The amount of thigh candy OH MY GOD I’m being FED.

My heart is so heavy today.

Lilo! Zouis! Ziam! Chapter 8 of Cranberries is out now! archiveofourown.org/works/762993... Thank you to everyone who’s been reading along so far and commenting! I appreciate you more than you know. ❤️

If You Leave reached 20k today. 🙌🏻

Guys, it’s Florence Pugh’s birthday today. Remember that time I self-indulgently wrote her into a fic as my wife? 😌

I’m not making a New Year’s resolution per se, but in the coming year I want to set and uphold healthy boundaries with the fic community.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I’m just now catching up on Heated Rivalry and omg the end of Episode 5!!! I AM A WRECK. 😭🤧😭

Today I want to thank our talented authors because this fandom has so many! Some of my fav are on here, so from the bottom of my heart, thank you @bananaheathen.bsky.social, @larrysmomfics.bsky.social, @leighllbealright.bsky.social and so much more for all the stories you wrote and the comfort, fun,

Like sir— I need aftercare.

Typical dramatic Aquarius move. Evokes emotional response with the video, makes no announcement, pledges undying love at the end, drops the mic and peaces out leaving us in shambles. 😫 Sorry, Leigh, I promise I love you. 😭🤧😮‍💨🥲

WE BELONG TOGETHER ARE YOU KIDSING ME