The Pat McAfee/WWE-ization of sports is one of the worst television trends of the last five years.

this is how you write a profile. so many telling details

If people don't get Bandle by the third clue, then they were not a forlorn teenager in the 2000s

Finally watched Superman. Only cried once, but that’s my punk rock Superman right there.

"Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2" came on the radio, and woo boy does that song hit differently today.

As a lifelong Alabama fan and OkState alum, this Auburn-OU game is pure hell for me. Can both teams lose by 40?

The only thing keeping me going at this point is Bake Off

If there's anything funny about this -- debatable -- it's that Trump has an entire team of Project 2025/Federalist Society ghouls who have painstakingly built a foolproof backroom legal system to legitimize fascism and then Trump just goes THEY CAN'T MAKE FUN OF ME I'LL SUE and gives it all away

I was not expecting my old weatherman to pop up like this 🤣

The remarks weren’t “about Charlie Kirk,” they were about how this administration is using Kirk’s death as an excuse to shut down critics … and they responded by proving him completely correct.

I know it's been a year since last Monday, but we gotta talk about Trump calling Tom Hanks un-American and Texas A&M. "A vehement refusal to learn about the world around us, to instead insulate ourselves with pre-approved topics and facts that confirm what we already think or feel, is dangerous."

I miss when my biggest online annoyance was trying to avoid people's Harlem Shake videos.

"We're all trying to find the guy who blurred the lines between crime and war...." , etc.

Since it’s almost that time of year, I decided to start my horror movie watching. I always forget how quiet Halloween (1978) is until Carpenter decides to weaponize the theme music like it’s Jaws.

This is an excellent point. I miss when men with embarrassing amounts of money used to try to do something positive with it.

The one bit of solace I have about Robert Redford passing is that he and Paul Newman get to hang out again.

Damn.

When Tramell Tillman wins an Emmy

I just read that the Georgia band played Rocky Top after they won yesterday

I checked Twitter out of morbid curiosity. It was nothing but conspiracy theories, citizen detectives, and Bartstool Sports. Unintelligible nonsense and AI as far as the finger could scroll.

Saturday mornings

Wait, people still aren’t watching Taskmaster? What are y’all doing?! Go watch Taskmaster!

I still get chills when I remember where I was and what I was doing 24 years ago at this time. I really believe 9/11 broke this nation and that in all the reactions since that Bin Laden got a lot of what he was hoping for.

"school shooting industry"

Detroit hasn’t struggled like that in Green Bay since the White Stripes played a scarcely attended gig at Concert Cafe in 98.

North Alabama folks are built different

I would have given anything to have walked in that room

“The plant where the raid took place … is intended to supply batteries for electric vehicles.”

If you’re going to cut a promo for Mid South Wrestling, then you should at least practice it so you don’t sound like a pencil neck geek.

“Carter to host international summit at his peanut farm” would have caused quite the controversy.

Forrest Gump

This is going to be insufferable, isn’t it?

Bill Clinton-ass response

Damn

Either Nightswimming or Stand

I was finally able to do this. Hallelujah!

I would never do this ….

About to teach this back-to-back. Here’s hoping the students enjoy it as much as I did prepping it.

I can't believe he basically got people to Pokemon Go To The Polls.

The only thing I can say about this paragraph is read it. Sit with it. Read it again. @michaelharriot.bsky.social

“Lunch today is taquitos with nacho cheese, rice, fruit, chef salad, hoagies, and milk. AND LIBERAL TEARS! LMAO! That’s it for today’s announcements. See you tomorrow Senators!”

Among the most harrowing accounts of abuse: a pregnant woman reportedly bled for days before being taken to a hospital, only to miscarry alone without medical attention. Children as young as 2 were also subjected to neglect, according to the investigation.

Gilded Age lookin ass

What? Your dog doesn’t sleep on his back like a human and snore like he just got off a 12+ hour shift?

Sleepy boy

Hello friend, Instead of watching the US media salivate over this Trump-Putin boondoggle, might I suggest watching the first fixture of the new Premier League season?