zack polanski is so good and i genuinely think if the left rallies around this guy and the green party in the UK, they can easily beat back the hysteria of the reform party

Finally, we can listen to Lostprophets again

Shout out anyone who still uses Boards Of Canada to remember the order of the colours of the rainbow

How awful do you have to be that PALANTIR want nothing to do with you

@footballcliches.bsky.social commentator on the Leeds v Spurs game just referred to Archie Gray as "Leeds old boy, Archie Gray". Can the youngest player in the matchday squad be referred to as an old boy?

What.

You HAVE to stop thinking that Corbyn is the answer to all this

Max Dowman was born after the last time a roundabout painter saw their kids.

Sounds like a classic pay-it-forward scam

I just went to see this and they should have called it The Fast And The Fur-rious

A DEMON WITH NO FEELINGS DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE

You'll never guess what shop opening in town this is in reply to

Having a kid with ARFID means going to three different supermarkets to do a food shop

I’ve had nothing to do with that pedophile since he stole all of my teenage masseuses.

Considering Epping is all over the news at the moment, here are some fun personal experiences I've had growing up there

Every time I handle tomatoes now, I think of Scott McTominay. What a legacy that is.

😮😮😮

Today I saw first hand an elderly woman get put in the back of a meat wagon for silently sitting on the steps of Truro Cathedral holding a placard opposing genocide. What are we doing as a country.

Absolutely dystopian juxtaposition from the Guardian front page. Difficult to understand how anyone of decency and conscience can defend this government at this point. Just sheer moral degeneracy to arm a state that does this and arrest people for objecting. Wtf are we doing as a country?

Awful story, and sorry who is calling their child Lettuce. Almost as embarrassing as writing for the Daily Mail

My favourite niche podcast covering one of the best live performances ever made? It's like it was made for me

40 TICKETS LEFT FOR LONDON ON SUNDAY WITH @MARTHADIY.BSKY.SOCIAL AND @FRESHPUNKS.BSKY.SOCIAL BOUTTA BE OUR BIGGEST SHOW EVER WHAT A WAY TO END THE MIDDLE SPOON ALBUM TOUR ERA WAOH

Guess who's got two thumbs and just got his autism diagnosis 👍😎👍

I’ve finally found the worst social media post of all time.

open.spotify.com/track/4iK7Oe... Did anyone have "Neil Finn's son doing eggpunk" on their 2025 bingo list?

Can't believe it's been a whole week of the most tedious bad-faith discourse you've ever seen, already.

Tfw when you're so racist you tell everyone you've got worms

I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that. The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one. This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.

Hate to say it, but Matty Healy is absolutely massive

The chip shop is blasting Sleeping With Sirens

Mad that Kurt Cobain never got to hear the Blue Album

Can anyone lend me £2.5k

There are better presenters but this feels harsh

Last week I made my therapist cry whilst I watched a baby deer eat apples off a tree in her garden. I don't think AI can compete tbh

The local queer community whatsapp group is absolutely ABLAZE after a baby seagull got stranded on someone's balcony

I've found the most demented Instagram page

Makes sense now.

When people ask me if I’m rocking.

Can't wait for this guy to be outed as an axe murderer

Cod liver oil is such a Medieval-assed remedy

Do not engage with the local community Facebook group Pride posts Do not engage with the local community Facebook group Pride posts Do not engage with the local community Facebook group Pride posts Do not engage with the local community Facebook group Pride posts Do not engage with the local communi

Peace out king x

AI is good, actually

PUT THE KOFTA BACK IN THE BOX

Small boy on the train just walked past me wearing a suit and bow tie. Train's haunted.

I'm fully Angepilled again