I just made the Antony Bourdain sandwich. Who knew a ham and cheese toastie could taste so good?

Rare to see a scorer that’s also the same word you say when seeing the scoreline.

You're telling me that this Pokémon eats goths?

Drinking greek beers on a balcony in Athens. Listening to the hum of the city, watching the street cats emerge to pester the restaurant patrons. Would recommend.

spurs' natural replacement would presumably be igor stuart.

Being rude to hospitality staff. Not taking your shopping trolley back. Parking in parent child/disabled spaces when you don't need them. All immediate cunt behaviour.

In case you were wondering how awkward I am, at uni two girls I had met at a club came back to my room after a night out, and I put on the self titled album by JESU.

The little vest grabbing thing they all do... we've gotta get a name for that and make it as socially acceptable as jacking off in public as soon as possible.

Literally NO ONE wants motion photos, phone makers. If I wanted a picture that moves I would select VIDEO

Actually, they're wind turbines.

Lmao

Just found a relic of a bygone time in an old notebook

Wait so you're telling me this tactic didn't work????

The problem with Cancer Man as a villain in X Files is that the dude looks like he's never touched a cigarette before in his life

Bob Odenkirk starring in a Ben Wheatley movie? Huge day for your boyfriend (it's me, I'm yr boyfriend)

I think we have a new winner.

"Heitinga as interim manager should be enough to keep us up" is an absolutely ridiculous thing to have to say

It's so funny to me that this is something you can buy on AliExpress

A conversation between two 7yr olds in the back of the car: "Donald Trump is bad" "He's killed people" "And he kidnaps children"

Hi @robinince.bsky.social lovely show tonight, can I ask who the "what if Phillip Glass wrote a love song" musician was you played during the interval? Thanks!

There are good "point and laughs" and then there's GREAT "point and laughs" Outside a "Gentlemen's club" too

If an album is longer than 4 Minute Mile, it's too long

Bell Xabi again lad

Am I depressed or did I just need to have a glass of water

I'd challenge this. He has no talent.

Yes, I think less of you if you're still on twitter

I think it’s really time for lobby journalists to start pushing this one - saying that a native feature of Twitter is creating child pornography and asking whether they think it’s the best platform for official comms. It’s gone way, way too far.

Cheekface need to write songs for the next series of Kiff

They should invent a hairdressers that doesn't suck for an autistic person

Epstein files need a Snowden / Manning figure, don't they

The Epstein Files, everybody!

What are your hidden gems on Playstation Plus?

I need Simons to score and whip out a progress flag. Please.

One of the most insane penalty decisions I've ever seen, that

Weeeeeeeeeeee

Funniest outcome would be him being benched for every group game

When Happiness came out in 1998, no one thought Dylan Baker was sexually unusual for being attracted to the teen boy etc etc

When Lolita came out in 1997, no one thought Jeremy Irons was sexually unusual for being attracted to the teen girl etc etc

Yeah I love cinema, what of it?

In lieu of watching a spooky movie last night, I watched three episodes of Black Summer. People really slept on that show, huh. It's so good, and horrible.

This is what happens when you leave your top scorer on the bench

I have had a real struggle with reading this year. Mental health, ADHD, life stress, idk what the root cause is. Anyway, I've just finished this after a dear friend bought it for me 6 months ago. Absolutely loved it.

Do we know why Sarr looked so bummed out when he scored?

Just drove past a load of protesters at the Bell Hotel. I guess it's not their weekend with the kids.

Having a kid with ARFID means you find yourself googling things like "vegerami shortage"