I can feel the walls closing in but it's okay I'll just prop them apart with my big penis like in star wars.

dude you gotta base that ball (for @luizgm.bsky.social)

LET. IT. FUCKING. RIDE.

Machine! Smoke crack now!

Need a new hand truck for to haul around my big penis.

Sorry I'm late boss your mother and I were a little busy "celebrating Mother's Day".

the neffiballs vs @zxspectra.bsky.social

what a dae to be mae (for @racctivity.bsky.social)

i found out i can 2D animate in blender (starring @plartman.bsky.social)

Going to hold a small raffle, the winner will get a sprite anim of their character in the style below (more examples + rules posted below) To enter: - Follow - Repost - Like - Comment the character you want drawn ( No NSFW or weird stuff please! ) Deadline is may 5th

Economy's getting so bad ya gotta suck off 6 guys for a burger now.

BEAR WITNESS

there are two abes @plartman.bsky.social

Survivor but they have to kiss Jeff Probst on the mouth when they get voted off.

It should be illegal for people to have the same name as someone I already know. You can't be John I already know John pick something else.

Separate the artist's head from the artist.

Give it to me straight doc. "The only emotion I understand is the hate I feel for my wife and you have herpes".

There needs to be like a separate internet just for phone shit I hate seeing all this shitty low quality 0 attention span short-form vertical video content everywhere.

Wordle in 2 2 days in a row suck my big fucking penis.

Haven't we saved enough daylight by now? Can't we just move on?

gnome from breakroom slapping its belly #art #animation

They should make a book that kills you when you open it.

My penis is just so big I feel kinda bad for the rest of y'all like it must be skewing the data pretty hard.

Crazy that Scooby Doo isn't in the Bible anywhere.

The world if my big penis were smaller.

Once I go all white I'm gonna get fat on purpose so that I can be Santa every year.

I think they should make it illegal for people with annoying voices to make youtube videos.

I'm interested primarily in a C4C (chad for chad) relationship I need my partner to be as awesome as me.

Need me a woman who will kick me in the head on occasion.

Nephew can you drive me to work? My car exploded!

Doodle from last night!

BIRTH BEAR!! @plartman.bsky.social

new sonaaaaa, drawing by @plartman.bsky.social btw (sorry for the ping) consider my older one an oc if you would prefer :>

check this out, binis is in it :o) (drawn by @plartman.bsky.social)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt7y... HALLOWEN HALLOWEEN HALOWIN GO SEE IT NOW ITS NEVER TOO LATE THEY SHOWED ME THE 3 GHOSTS ANYBODY CAN CHANGE ANY BODY #can SEE! THIS VERY SPEICAL HOUR AND A HALF* LONG VIDEO

joke territory #siivagunner #kasaneteto #重音テト

#off #offgame the batter

powerlines #nitw #nightinthewoods (repost)

furbot funk is a rhythm game mod!

Some of @herbkuffer.bsky.social ‘s cool characters!!!

my utau original song for @nyxquentiam.bsky.social

BUG FOR TODAY

the binis secret #deltarune

happy birthday to sproutsquared. enjoy a birthdouken

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I will never stop eating orange round things I find. I am a bear.