Ah shit.

The level of insanity coming from the USA has reached such a state that I have been too busy catching up with the Pope thing and completely missed whatever this is??

Susan Coyle to be first woman to lead Australian army in ‘deeply historic moment’

Should be on my way to London, followed by Rome and Amsterdam, right now. Bastards.

The trending topics on here are completely dysfunctional. Click on “Scottish Independence” and the whole feed is Hungarian elections?

Tailor Bird sews leaves together with plant fibre to form its nest!

Literally just got goosebumps #artemisii

Watch this with volume up.

Me right now #vague

Would like Hormuz on your taco?

Ro Khanna is on MSNow telling Democratic leadership to get out because they’re ineffective.

I hate that he gets our attention. That’s what he wants, to be in our minds, to have us thinking about him, to be able to affect what everyone is doing. I fucking hate it. It’s like my ex husband, I just don’t want to have him in my thoughts. I want no thoughts no prayers about these bastards.

I was supposed to be getting up, washing my hair and then working on writing some stuff for my 2026 content calendar but it seems kind of pointless given the threat of armageddon?

americans only save the world in movies

The void with eyed

If anyone knows anyone who knows anyone who knows Florence, can you please tell her that I need her to tour Australia thanks.

For five months, a father waited for his 3-year-old daughter’s release from federal custody after she was apprehended by ICE while crossing the border with her mother. He just learned that the toddler was placed in a foster home where she was sexually abused. abc7news.com/amp/post/us-...

I legitimately thought daylight savings in Sydney changed last weekend.

And there it is.

That was it? WHAT?? #auspol

Geez this feels weird - we don’t do this kind of address to the nation thing. Feels like he should be announcing the aliens have been in touch or something. #auspol #albanese

This was my first computer- at work, not at home. I didn’t grow up in PC times. I was secretary to the CFO of Pepsi Australia. Now, I run multimillion $, global digital technology projects. Also, it didn’t have a mouse. That’s fancy.

Jesse Marchant sounds a lot like Bruce Springsteen, or is it just me?

Holy shit that’s a lot of weed

Happy birthday to my most fabulous and fun friend @sueysueysuey.bsky.social

Not in NY but in SF, this was something that absolutely floored me. The ferry has a bar. People on the way home from work standing around a bar in the ferry, watching sports and drinking… and then getting off the ferry and driving to their homes, presumably. Aussies could never. Too many pissups.

Would they write this headline like this if it was the USA?

No show socks with brogues. What say you @dieworkwear.bsky.social?

On the road to Kyoto

Words cannot convey how tender this beef is. Hida beef in Takayama.

Random snacks for Nagoya-Takayama scenic train.

Today’s shopping haul in Kawasaki and Nippori. Fabric and threads and beads and needles and all kinds of fun things. Plus a Tomato bag for my sewing tools, because it’s iconic!

"Palantir CEO Alex Karp says his AI technology will lessen the power of “highly educated, often female voters, who vote mostly Democrat” while increasing the power of working-class men." Just saying it right out loud now. newrepublic.com/post/207693/...

Packing for 3 days in Melbourne summer and 10 days in Japan spring… work trip vs fun trip. A lot more colours in the second bag!!

Nobody seriously is called Markwayne. That’s not a real name, that’s a typo on the birth certificate.

I’m living in the centre of a Venn diagram of humid Sydney summer, menopause, disabled and fat. It is fucking sweaty here. Yuck I hate it. Summer is the WORST SEASON.

Nothing like going to visit your old office and the layoffs are happening today. They do it every year I stg.

I don’t even “do soccer” but I adore Sam Kerr.

Lorraine Bayly died. I remember when she was everywhere!

Genius in the comments

Look, I have to go to bed. Please don’t arrest anyone else until I wake up. Honestly living in a remote paradise is inconvenient sometimes.

I am, frankly, impressed that he has been arrested. I hope it’s not for show. He should go to gaol.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026... This won’t change anything but it’s still good that child sexual abuse is now being recognised as a global conspiracy and a crime against humanity.

I’m glad to live in a country that doesn’t have a day to celebrate its politicians. I am also glad to live in a country that doesn’t have any citizens in the Epstein files. #auspol (Yes I know there’s a few names but it’s all just mentions is my understanding)

Drew Pavlou doesn’t like deportations now.

Why do gift links never work for me?

#libspill is it on? It’s not on if it’s not on! (The old twitter people will get me)

Went to pub trivia. One of the questions was “according to a recent Roy Morgan survey, the average woman does how many hours of unpaid housework a week?” I answered 23. The men said I was wrong, it couldn’t be that much. I was RIGHT. (Unsure how I got the exact number)

RIP Jon Kudelka. One of the greatest for sure.

ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.” What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.