Shout out to everyone that got flewed out or did the flewin 😂

Glad I’m not the only one who feels like hiccups are immature as hell lmao jk.

Shout out to all servers who had to work tonight and deal with people who clearly dined at a fine dining restaurant for the first time tonight and find a way to fake a complaint about EVERYTHING and it reflected in your tip. I hear it happens A LOT on VDay

Ain’t nuthin but a G thang BAYYYYYBAY

If you can’t enjoy time alone with yourself, how you think someone else is gonna enjoy time alone with you?

It’s a wonderful life. Highly recommend.

A long time before a long time ago in a galaxy even further away, you awaken from a coma with powers and no memory. You seek to stop an evil Lord that eventually reveals you are his master and the people on your quest with you knew all along and wiped your memory and manipulated you to help them win

My STUPID ASS forgot to send my confirmation e-mail earlier this week requesting overtime for tomorrow…today…whatever you wanna call it lol smfh. I fucked up. I’m mad as hell. I wanted to earn time and a half comp time since I took so many days off. I blew it 😫

Per usual, but probably not lol.

I just hit this bottle of water harder than Napoleon Dynamite hit that bottle of Gatorade lmao

Heartburn is a bitch

*looks at my battery* 🪫 6% *looks down at my charger 3ft away*

Aye y’all be safe 🥴 The next generation of dating is WILD

Y’all sleep? 🌚

*1am 😏

This is a bar

There are so many folks out here bleeding on folks that didn’t cut them.

The way she’s shaped, I be having to remind myself she’s tiny as hell lol

I’m multi-faceted and saw everything simultaneously lol

Time to see what Jilly From Philly talmbout

Aye y’all be safe 🥴 The next generation of dating is WILD

It’s wild to see Epstein’s aggressive fascination with race science/eugenics while simultaneously globally trafficking minors and raping them. Like, you think your superiority to blacks is genetically inherent and wanna discuss it with whatever fellow yt perv will listen. I guess that’s genetic too.

Them CIA agent TikTok clips got me crying laughing at 4am. I’m never falling asleep lol. I’m cooked

I still wanna know what the hell this is at Home Depot lmao

*mops the filth off the feed*

And what do ya know…It’s 2:17am lol.

SL sleep? 🌚

Proud of myself in comparison to X lol

Oooh. I just nodded. But the next step is always that I sit the phone down and turn over and try to pass out and end up wide awake and back here to start the cycle over until I CATCH the sleep

So glad I don’t have to work tomorrow

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There is a peace in compartmentalizing my enjoyment of music away from my participation on social media. Sure, I’ll talk about it but I’mma feel how I feel and hot takes never penetrate that.

I upset an obsessive 2Pac fan over on X. They dug up a months old tweet where I was complimentary but they were mad I wasn’t complimentary enough lmao That’s the best way I can sum it up

I’m gonna actually behave tonight I think

The Chicago Bulls added seven players in a flurry of trades before the deadline Thursday. Here’s what to know about the newcomers.

TL sleep? 👀

Audio….should I?

I remember posting a sex tape audio long ago…left it up for months lol. And then someone pointed out my smoke detector beeping in the background and so it had to go! 😅 Wild shit is, they are powered by my electricity and not battery 😂 It beeped because the backup died 🤦🏽‍♂️

For once, I’m not happy. Shocker huh? 😅

Taking my time listening to The Fall Off. I’m not in a rush to have a take.

I want it to the point where I start feeling that pressure behind my eyes and my peripheral vision starts to blur. At that point, only ease up slightly lol

Pain is my jam. Choke me. Slap me. Bite me (even…there 😏). Scratch me. Grip me. Smother me. Apply pressure.

I’ve been abusing this slushie machine lol.

“It was awesome. I was able to do the raid without leaving my home and ship my family off to an immigrant detention center all before 9 a.m.” said Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent Mark Hammond

Me and sleep just don’t vibe smh

Not quite 2…but still