My Tuesday has been productive. #mariners

🔮Witchy Vendor Spotlight🕯️ The Spork Witch will be at our Samhain Celebration October 26 at downtown Kirkland, WA @thesporkwitch.bsky.social Empowerment, Pain Dulling magic + more? From Closed Mirror Portals, pain dulling #Topicals, delicious forbidden body butters + more! You're covered

🔮Mabon Festival Spotlight 🔮 The Spork Witch will be at our Autumn Equinox/Mabon Festival at Kirkland Marina Park on Sunday! @thesporkwitch.bsky.social Empowerment, Pain Dulling magic + more? From Closed Mirror Portals, pain dulling #Topicals, delicious forbidden body butters + more! You're covered

I think my twins are spicy because all I ate when I was first pregnant was spicy chicken wings. So basically I brought this on myself. 😭

I don't want to go to Candy Mountain! 😩

For the Lunar Eclipse/Full Moon- ASK FOR WHAT YOU DESERVE. It's in Virgo. Meaning that whatever you want, organize & focus the intent for your true well being. Focus on the WHAT IS, because anxiety could be higher. It can also affect our communication due to Virgo ruling Mercury. Map things out!

Hey! I'm definitely still alive. Business has been so slow & I'm trying to keep afloat while also trying to recharge for another show season. How are you all?!

I literally have done nothing & have just been staring at the year with wide eyes 🤣 so far this is going swimmingly.

I do not know what it is..but all I get in Capricorn season is the anxiety I'm not doing enough..so I literally do nothing but panic. Why couldn't I have gotten the burst of organization of finances & ability to not feel? 🤣 I said what I said. 😘

It's me. I'm the problem. So listen to this podcast I'm on because it's positively unhinged. 🤣😬 www.crepuscularconjuration.com/your-average...

Just so you know, I'll be making sure that the information about how this stuff is helping control pain, is all over feeds, this year. I'm manifesting it now. I will change more lives. I will support my family and I will make sure that anyone with allergies has the topical support they deserve.

There's been a shift. The way the planets are aligning hasn't happened in hundreds of years. Structures are shifting. This is not fear based. It's a chance to look at where you are holding onto unhealthy vs healthy control. This is a chance for us as a group to step back & say, what are we ignoring?

I'm at my doctors appointment And they have some JAMS playing but it's all elevator music and I'm trying not to make this a whole ass karaoke session.

One thing this year has taught me is that I'm incredibly powerful & fully capable on my own. Learning to love everything I am inside & outside has been a process I've always wanted to achieve but was worried I wouldn't. Here's to more empowerment, self love & less self doubt!

So apparently good men, who make an effort to create a bouquet with a small business, respect boundaries, and express how special you are, without alternative motives, aren't a myth?!

Some of y'all really out there calling yourself a good person and then doing the literal least you can do to show kindness to others. Good luck with that. ✌🏼

You're out having fun. I'm in bed eating a quesadilla like a taco. We are not the same. Clearly.

These reviews make my heart sing.

Talking about trauma to anyone new is never ever easy. It's a wound that feels like it's being reopened. It's brave & difficult. May you find that your vulnerability is met with grace & a chance to gain an understanding of each other. 🫶

Jingle jangle mofos 💁🏼✨

Reminder to support Indigenous creators & their businesses all year long. Because we owe them so much & have taken too much. 🫶

I don't want to become who I think I am Donna. You really don't want that. WHY ARE THEY YELLING AT ME?! I feel so much pressure 😭

On Wednesdays we wear pink, support small business, ride unicorns & smash the patriarchy. Yee Haw!

Omg please no. Unless I'll acquire the ability to build better collagen & bones back. Then still no.

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.

Terrible. Terrible news....🫠

Be the chaos you want to see in the world. 🥹

Sometimes I'm like... Why trip over my feet normally? Why not just throw a banana down and make it a whole shenanigan instead?

I think we've got this? 🤞🏼

So much shit.

Reminder that BlueSky isn't owned by a billionaire (and hopefully never will be) and is actually run by a small amount of humans who are amazing..🫶

Tomorrow we are opening from 2-6pm for anyone that might not have a place for the holidays or just wants to stop by and recharge. We will have soups, sandwiches, snacks and space for all. You don’t have to be alone this Holiday season. All are Welcome 🙏

My new Paws Tarot deck is legitimately what I needed. The face of half the things in this deck is a WHOLE mood. 100 reposts or 100 comments & this will be the deck I use next for daily messages! 🥰 Thanks for the support! Also reminder that the Pain Product sale is happening for a couple more days!

Sometimes I think about how some people just woke up and decided gender, money & time were things. I hate those people.

Just a reminder that there’s an app available for your TV called PBS RETRO where you can watch all sorts of wonderful old pbs shows like Mr. Rogers and Reading Rainbow, you know, in case you might need that sort of energy right now

There's so many more of you here, I wanted to say thank u! My name is Braxtin, I'm a Witch, have EDS & am a single mom to preteen twins. My full time job is making effective topicals for the sensitive skin & disabled community, along with closed mirror portals that empower. Thanks 4 the support!! 🥰

When you buy from a handmade, small business, you literally boost their serotonin & give them confidence to keep going. Basically what I'm saying is, you literally keep us alive. So... thanks for doing that. No pressure. 👀🥰

When a Spoonie is out of spoons, what's left is Sporks. Very..very..VERY STABBY SPORKS. Be nice to those you love who are out of spoons. Trust me, we don't want to be. But also, thanks for loving us (those of you who actually do) when we are at our stabbiest. 🫶✨

I mean. At least my nervous system has been already acting like it's surviving an apocalypse. Sets me up nicely for the next 4 years.

The good ol' days 🥲

Seriously. No. Gross.

Please and thanks. Can anyone see me? 🥹

✨STOCKING STUFFER✨ This isn't the best photo, but I was given such a great idea I had to share! Now you can pick a mini perfume and mini lip butter (new scents to pick from!) for a mini stocking stuffer pack!! Pick from new lip butters, some that are event tinted & have shimmer! #stockingstuffer

The beginning of my dating profile reads like a Hallmark movie.

Yay for Part 4 of Zodiac Signs as Tree Toppers, by me, The Spork Witch! In this part are the Water Signs #cancersign #scorpio #pisces

Yay for Part 3 of Zodiac Signs as Tree Toppers, by me! Next up, Air signs! #gemini #libra #aquarius

So excited to share these to the good place! Part 2 of #Zodiac Signs as Tree Toppers: Earth Signs #taurus #virgo #capricorn

Y'all have no idea how excited I am to share these here. Part 1 of #Zodiac Signs As Tree Toppers: Fire Signs, #aries #leo #Sagittarius

I do a lot you guys 😭

The weather is trying to kill me. I want to take this Meatsuit off & find another that fits better. Like one of those crabs... We can do that, right?!