I am so glad I called out today, I can’t even imagine the chaos with this outage at the office today. 😅😂

Got my jab of Covid/Flu on Saturday morning; started to feel like real shit Saturday night; felt like real shit all day Sunday; woke up this morning to a sore throat, ear hurting, arm still sore, body aches, head ache, runny nose, slight cough, & super tired- my immune response needs to be quicker.

Daylight savings ends in exactly 2 weeks, fuckkkkkk 😂😂

Got my Covid and flu shots today. Made a joke to the lady giving me the shots: “I hope I mutate into something cool this year.” She looked at me with such concern I quickly said “Oh, just a joke.” 😂😂

They are arresting people for posting memes now. Be careful out there..

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Woke up today feeling like I’ve been hit by a truck. I hope I’m not getting sick. 🤒

My medical premiums are going up 8.8% in for 2026 💸

I went into Sam’s Club with my dad for the first time in forever, it was so fun to walk around and see everything. The Christmas trees were my favorite 😍🎄

I need more money than problems this year, let’s go

Got some good miles so far this week.

I got a blue ribbon & $13 whole dollars bc I won first place & the special award. At the very least, I now have verification that I am good at something. 🏆🥇🪡🧵

When is the rapture happening today? I was hoping I wouldn’t have to go to work.. 😒

The rapture is happening on Tuesday? Good bc I’m tired of all you idiots.

Hell yeah 😎

It is a time to start a sourdough starter for autumn & winter baking.🥖

My favorite part of Hollow Knight is running into Cornifer 🗺️

Sourdough toast with fig jam & a cup of Darjeeling black tea; while a thunderstorm is outside. ⛈️☕️🍞

I’ll know Tuesday if I won! Fun!

Today is the day! Turning in my cross stitch for the county fair!

This eclipse has me FUCKED UP, gd!

Get back to nature. Find a foggy forest, build a den of twigs & wildflowers among the tangled roots, moss, and leaves, and give your atoms & bones back to nature slowly over the next 1,000 years.

It’s definitely a “I’ll get to work when I get to work” kind of day.

Crashed out on the phone to my mom about CK & DT, I shouldn’t have done that; she doesn’t get it. I’m sure all my neighbors heard me, I’ll probably get doxxed now. I hate it here.

Mannnnn fuck this job

I forgot to start my Strava on my walk 😭

I had a dream I was dating Shaquille O'Neal, that was really fun 🥰

I really like my little life

A real sentence a coworker said to me: “I don’t believe in global warming, but there isn’t as much snow as there used to be.” Bless their heart.

The Packers defense is looking really good this year! 🧀💚💛

Go Pack Go! 🧀💚💛

Finally beat Hornet; that took forever. 😅

Reminder: At the start of his legal career, RFK Jr. failed the bar, was forced out as a D.A., and got arrested for heroin. Without the Kennedy name, that story ends there.

You know what? Hell yeah! 😂

No time of day is safe to not be around crazy drivers. I almost got ran off the road at 7:30am. I’m staying home.

I switched banks and I got my paycheck 2 days earlier. That’s really fun. 🤩

I feel like I’m getting a sore throat..? 🫩

Aldi coming in clutch with this combo ☕️🍁🧡