Just wedge it into everything, everyone will love you for it

I don’t get it with Geese the band. This is probably me falling out of touch, but they sound like Beck if he didn’t try.

They say don’t shop for groceries when hungry but shopping in a very good mood is also dangerous.

Happy Valentime’s Day, proofreaders!

You’re not supposed to feel bad for anyone who has 100000x the money you have plus a World Series ring, but the whole Kris Bryant thing is so tough to watch.

Always follow Max for the best gambling tips.

Bad Bunny has more yards than the Patriots.

The Mass has ended. Go in peace to love and serve the Lord, no worries if not.

Antarctica easily a top 7 continent

The USPS is issuing a stamp featuring Muhammad Ali. To use it, just stick and move, stick and move.

They are never, ever going to win in Minnesota.

Batman Returns With Big Naturals

Per my previous post: which Trubisky, Hanie, even Orton team could have done this?

No reason to be ashamed. The Chicago Bears fought hard until the last whistle, just like all year. Had some luck this year but still reached this peak. They’re rising.

BEAR DOWN LOGAN SQUARE

Minneapolis.

I’m an American and I hate all of this evil shit. All of it. Fuck you if you don’t.

It’s a good song but we don’t need to hear “when I’m back in Chicago I feel it” 17 times a day

I don’t have any good jokes for New Year’s Eve.

Pretty sure when Freddie Mercury said “don’t make my music boring after I’m gone,” he didn’t mean “sell Bicycle Race to fucking TurboTax.”

Every day I’m wassailing, every every day I’m wassailing

For my Egg Nog Old Fashioned recipe, you have it.

I am SO READY to open this year’s socks while wearing last year’s socks.

For office workers, the day before a major holiday is something I’ve taken to calling Bullshit Day. No new projects, no serious effort. Happy Bullshit Day to you and yours.

Defy Gravity!!

🐻🖕🏻🧀

Christmas card photos remind me that everyone I know is extremely photogenic and gets along with their family 100% of the time.

LinkedIn year in review reminding me that my first connection in 2008 was my mom.

I will never adjust to the fact that there’s a current NFL player named Kobe Bryant.

When the algorithm is off, it’s WAY OFF, baby!!

Camel Crush Advent calendar a big hit so far.

Gen Z meddling with your dinner now

Welcome to the 2034 Academy Awards, a three-hour broadcast of golden statues being handed to one studio only.

Bears 2, State of Pennsylvania 0. GOOD BETTER BEST NEVER LET IT REST 🐻⬇️

As noted Campbell’s enthusiast Warhol predicted, this asshole gets his 15 minutes of worldwide fame.

Being in a far off time zone makes you look like a complete crackhead with the timestamps of your posts.

Massive choke job by NYG today, but I think if Jax stays in they probably hang on. The Miracle Bears keep rolling.

This Scott Ad*ms thing is absurd and a horrendous abuse of the system but I would give Bill Watterson a kidney and you would too.

Huge week for this woman: theonion.com/woman-a-lead...

Facebook is good two days a year: your birthday and Halloween.

Trunk or treat

Very rude of them to make Revolution Brewing’s taproom a Spirit Halloween.

Today in Max is Late To the Party: WEAPONS.

followseveryone.bsky.social followed you

Japan vs. Canada World Baseball Classic gonna be amazing

Heading to the I Hate America rally. Should I meet you guys at Marxist Gardens or 2 West Terrorist Plaza?

We can solve the CTA budget gap with corporate sponsorship of individual stops. Doors open on the left at Pepsi Presents Clark and Lake.

“Scallions” - Booker T and the MGs