the crying cat has finally realized that winter is too cold for her to go outside so now she brings me her toys and i am so happy to play with her

oops i guess i play the drums again

okay so what if that girl from catfish pretending to be Katy Perry was catfishing Trudeau and when he reached out to real Katy she just went with it?

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

vegan pizza from a chicken joint

i don’t need anybody or anything to tell me that all i listen to is shakira and jean michel jarre

december is for dorks

is anybody else watching DMV?

playing rock band has taught me a few things i like The Police more than i thought i did i didn’t know how much i like Boston i fucking hate Aerosmith so much

i was the first guy on my block to shovel last night but my neighbour across the street beat me outside this morning

my longboard fell on me and scraped my arm and that’s the closest to “doing a sport” i have come in years

I'm old. If you're not, listen to this. Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder. Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever. It's literally never been more important.

this is a joyful season for some but it is also a very painful one for others check in on your people that get the xmas blues over the next little while, they probably need it

we need to stop kowtowing to dani smith and her fuckin deplorables we don’t need another goddamned pipeline

Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

me, i like a savoury pie like Chicken Pot or Tourtière

one time many years ago, my mom kicked us out of the house and locked the door because we were laughing too loud and hard for too long about a Mad magazine article i still have laughing fits about it all these years later

i have started wearing cotton gloves to help with eczema and i feel like mickey goddamn mouse

making bbq sauce today adding cherry dr pepper instead of coke, should be good!

mixing last night’s spaghetti sauce into tonight’s rice and beans

six or seven years ago i knitted a bunch of hats to give as my xmas gift for all my people that year. the best part was the look of confusion on people’s faces when i said that i had made it “YOU made this??!!?!?!?”

bro every aspect of online life has just become me trying to hide from clippy’s nosy ass. this is just 1999 all over again. i open any app or page and there he is, clippy’s ghost, in the form of AI or algorithms, spying on and meddling in my life choices

it is not fair how good Rao’s tomato sauce is. i cannot replicate it and i can’t really afford it either and yet i have three jars in my pantry

my sister and her boyfriend wanted to watch a specific movie but couldn’t find it on streaming guess who had it on vhs

beans and rice again? in this economy yes

tom panty

it’s too bad they didn’t keep making Rock Band games because it’s the best way to make your non musician friends jam with you

why do i spill coffee on everything

everything else in the garden is dead except for the hollyhocks

beans rice and homemade hot sauce for breakfast? yes i think i will

seeing Margaret Atwood referred to as “some chick who wrote handmaid’s tale” made me laugh harder than it should before having coffee

It turned out so well, i am kind of amazed i will be eating beans and rice and this hot sauce and nothing else forever

i am not a vegan but i cook like one except for butter. i could never give up butter

decided to make hot sauce this morning it’s an interesting work in progress

november is for nerds

this dog is obsessed with me because i am wearing a skeleton costume

have a creepy day yall

so they can use provincial money to make a whole new police force that we don’t need but they can’t pay teachers appropriately or build new schools??????? what the fuck is going on

has the non-profit organization you work for or rely on for support had their budget slashed?? chances are YES, and guess what, that money is going into private pockets, friends of danielle what do we do? STRIKE

STING???????? STING?! what in the 1983 is going on

first they fuck over the people on AISH second they fuck over the teachers, and by default all the children in school who is next???

GENERAL STRIKE NOW

garlic scapes? in this month? you know it

hallowiener

i gave some to my mom and she is going to put it on “tofu meatloaf” whatever that is

Repeat after me: BUYING THINGS IS OPTIONAL

if i found out that some random person i didn’t know was calling me the d-slur i would be really disappointed and angry, whether they were a fellow lgbtq person or not

why the fuck would you use ed sheeran if Wyclef Jean wasn’t available?? what the fuck shakira

i made a batch of bbq sauce it’s amazing