I am having fun on Tomodachi Life, thank you for asking

i don't have any way to prove this but i just (successfully) shooed a noisy myna from the tree outside my window by flipping it the birtd

Thrilled to see this piece has finally escape my drafts folder and find a home at @aftermath.site Big thanks to @rcmacleod.bsky.social and @midimyers.com for the work that went into editing it and an extra special shout-out to the many folks in the guide space who took the time to chat.

I'm not giving up my Apple Watch anytime soon, but @grrrgia.bsky.social's breakup story is an excellent read www.whistleout.com.au/MobilePhones...

✨️✨️✨️YOU CANT HAVE MY MAGIC STAR AI FUCKS✨️✨️✨️

hey so what the fuck is labubu

i know this isn’t the point of mickey 17 but i want one of those baby tardigrade-lookin motherfuckers so bad 😭😭

a dumb tiktok I made is going viral, it's like getting a hit of dopamine every time I check my phone

why is everyone doing pilates now? should I be doing pilates???

some dumb shit that has happened so far in an otherwise flawless Japan trip: - went so hard our first night that we slept through our teamlab booking - forgot I had backup hotel bookings for both Tokyo and Kyoto. Managed to cancel Tokyo without any financial consequences, Kyoto not so much

just paid $80 for all you can drink + wagyu beef for two people in tokyo, I never want to leave

2025 continues to disappoint

sometimes life is really hard (mini eggs not on sale) but sometimes life is so good (mini eggs on sale)

✅ freshly showered ✅ pleasant ache from laneway yesterday ✅ working from bed and watching the storm ✅ warm puppy at my side ✅ pizza for lunch

there’s a guy walking around Japan with a shiba puppy and doing daily tiktoks and its the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

february is a dumb month. why is it spelled like that

finally back at work today. this has been my January:

LET’S GO LESBIANS!!!! #hottest100

i have been v sick for the last two weeks and left the house for the first time this morning (I don’t count the hospital lmao) and saw a fucking sheep in someone’s front yard

say what you will about duolingo but my wife and I sure get a lot of use out of the phrase “le chien est dans le jardin”

pretty sure this is the first time i’ve ever had the flu and god damn it’s the sickest i’ve ever been in my life

last CES I came home with covid, this time I’ve come home with the flu. officially swearing off America 🫡

You’re telling me they made a real-life version of the setting of the critically acclaimed 2024 video game Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth?

waaaaay too many people in the middle imo

that's a wrap on #ces2025! finishing off the week with a round-up of the cutest/most terrifying lil robots I encountered this year

I am bad at promoting it but we are on the ground at CES this year and you can find all our coverage via this wonderful hub page that Brodie put together www.reviews.org/au/technolog...

CES? YES.

happy new year to everyone except people who launch fireworks in their suburban backyard. my dog hates you

my 2024 was… surprisingly good. my new year’s resolution was to Do More Stuff and I definitely did. travelled, met some new friends, made a triumphant return to da clurb, and, as usual, consumed a silly amount of media

hey so if you ever want to make me cry, just show me videos of people getting surprised with their dream puppy

today i did the impossible. i received a christmas cracker gift that is actually useful

chicken crimpy is the superior shapes flavour. fight me

started playing infinity nikki last night and now it’s my whole life

is uber trying to get me to assassinate another billionaire ceo

ok but where is apple notes wrapped because that would slap

should I enter the lottery tonight y/n

watching my lost AirPods living their best life on Find My is like watching everyone having a euro summer on Instagram. I’m happy for you but can you not?

still can’t stop thinking about interview with the vampire. i need season 3 more than i need air

sorry for everyone playing pokemon pocket but i already won

are bluesky posts really called skeets? horrifying if true

can’t wait to forget this website exists too 🤠