my party can roll two nat 20s on a disadvantage roll but get a nat 1 immediately after

🎉 With the start of the year, Pop-LANtis' first season has begun! ❄️ Our 2026 Chill Season runs from January to March! We have some new artists partnered with us, some events that we'll be at, and so much more! 🫧 Be sure to follow to stay updated on the freshest merch in the local Splatoon scene

We collaborated with @toripng.com and their Flavored Ink series to create the first Big Dapple Enamel Pin of Gala! The color changes with heat from red to green. More info on their shop website. Pins will also be sold in person at Big Dapple 9! shop.toripng.com/product/preo...

EAST COAST SUPREMACY

Here is the coverage map for all qualifiers for the LAN Championship 2026! Which LAN is closest to you?

No work today, stay warm folks, and fuck ice

can you tell i love my friends

To get an ending after being a for 14 years doesn't feel real to me, especially since theres a lot that implies theres still more to come after what was though to be the conclusion of it all

aint no way i was this far gone last night hello???????????????

Mayhaps got a bit too silly with the funny juice, chat

Please tune in tomorrow for the first ever Cactus Direct involving a special announcement I have prepared for the community! Please tune in and view the Direct live tomorrow 5pm ET on my YouTube to see what this information is about! youtu.be/RTWG6_ErAwY

Guess what #compsplatoon #splatoon? I made a survey for the Philadelphia LAN! Here it is: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

WHAT A GOOD DAY TO BE A MEXICAN

@starmanzch.bsky.social this one’s for you and all the TO’s out there

FUCK its cold outside

After all these years, I finally have all 3

went through a half gallon jug of water while doing comms today, i needed to use the bathroom so much LMAOOO

COMMENTATING ITZ 49 RIGHT NOW, I PROMISE TO PUT UP A GREAT SHOW

instead of chess boxing, we don't we do splatoon boxing

with each passing day, i want to be more and more like t m opera o

Been to busy to keep up with weekend postings but we are so back. Stay warm this weekend, chat

anyone i know trying to go to Anarchy Nova? I'd like to but I know I gotta buy a plane ticket this time probably + a hotel- anyone wanna pool money for a hotel maybe?

🌸🍤 Spring into 2026 with Anarchy NoVA 3, the premier DMV Splatoon LAN! 🍤🌸 The winners will be our first-ever representatives in the LAN Championship Showdown! 📌WHERE: The Outer Limits (Ashburn, VA) 📌WHEN: 3/28 @ 12 PM 📌REGISTER NOW: start.gg/anova (12 team cap!) 📌DISCORD: discord.gg/dVjTHm7fFm

Out one LAN, onto the next, will I ever truly rest? No because I'm working my ass off to make these so worth it. I better see everyone in March again, especially since its LCS Qual as well!

THERE'S LOSS AND THERE'S SILENCE AND SADNESS.

Tomorrow will be the first Saturday I get time myself since November byw chat, and I'm so fucking ready for it

And burned myself again on the same exact spot as last time (:

Saw a few kids with MCR shirts during school today. Maybe theyll be alright after all

Speaking as someone who's worked with Capcom, stays in touch with its people, and has, shall we say, professional room to maneuver, I'll just say that contrary to what the technical director in the IGN article asserts, I know for a *fact* many Capcom employees are VEHEMENTLY against this direction.

Alright, you know what, sure. If more than like, 4 folks are interested, I can post monthly recaps on what happened. Won't be anything high quality because of time but I can keep up with it. I can give more campaign details too of I end up doing this

I kinda always forget how close valentine's is after the holidays

I am so fucked with work tomorrow LMAOOO

Now that I'm done with LAN work for a bit, maybe I can finally start playing monster hunter again

More TORONTOROKA reminders! Registration ends in less than a week, confirm your spot by January 26, and teams must be finalized by the 29th Stay warm until TORONTOROKA (or else)!

Getting stuff like sanitizer was on my list of things to grab for Don't Flounder but I was so locked in on the stream that it kinda fell on the wayside but in definitely making it a top priority for our next one

y'all lans are cool and all BUT WEAR MASKS DURING THEM PLEASEEE 😭😭🙏🏼🙏🏼 i think me and like only 3 other people at flounder did.. and so a lotta people got covid and three also measles going around so we gotta be careful

Chat, what if I need to go into the editing coal mines, who do I learn from

We're still looking for artists! Especially for Booyah Bay, SoCallie and GatorLAN! #CompSplatoon #SplatoonArt

COMMENT a Weapon and I’ll give a high-level player to study for it! 😎 It’s VERY hard to find pros to study for some Weapons, so I’d love to share what I know when it comes to interesting players to learn from! #compsplatoon #PinkPuffyPuzzle

I've never had post lan depression anywhere near as hard as the one after Don't Flounder, maybe it's because this is a lan I built up with my team. Still, it sits heavy with me these past few days

We're about two weeks away from TORONTOROKA! Some more updates and reminders. We currently have 4/8 complete teams! Make sure you register by Jan 26, and complete your team on Jan 29. commentating is still available before the end of the day (I'm sorry it's so late), form in reply!

Healbook sweep 😤 Had the time of my life at Don’t Flounder!! I was exhausted at the end, so thank you everyone for putting up with me OTL ALSO THIS AURABOROS CO CAPTAIN REUNION WE ALL CHEERED Be sure to go to the next Don’t Flounder at the Function on April 18th!!

Got to sleep in fur the first time in weeks, sadly I must return to work still

Don't Flounder was such a blast man, I love lans so so much. And huge shout outs to @crimmothy.bsky.social for the pictures!

Here's my photo album for Don't Flounder at the Function! Had a lot of fun doing this event and have a lot I want to work on for next time. Definitely bringing my tripod and hopefully will have my hands on some new lenses before the next one drive.google.com/drive/folder...

i know yesterday wasa long stream but WHY WAS IT 100 GIGS

Was laying on poor girl

I have never been more fulfilled and happy with anything else I've ever done after yesterday

Here are the dates, locations, and stream information for the all of the qualifiers for the LAN Championship Showdown 2026! Attend and win one of these qualifiers and you will get invited to participate in the LCS on April 26th! Be sure to follow all of the LANs in the post below to stay up-to-date!

As I finally got my first amount of sleep since friday night, I finally have a chance to sit and reflect about Don't Flounder yesterday. For it being our very first LAN, I genuinely felt like it was probably as smooth as we could have hoped it was. Yes we started late, but of course we would, it