Well, maybe not orange. Hate that color now.

"I'm not letting you go to my 12-year-old birthday party, the one you said you weren't going to because your mean mom said to avoid me. SO THERE!!! Jokes on you, loser!!! Uninvited!!!!"

Q: What goals do you have for '26 in Congress for your agenda? TRUMP: I have great executive orders. Like, water coming out of a sink. The water wouldn't come out. They had all sorts of restrictions. I took them off. Straws. They don't have to be paper anymore. I'd like to have all that confirmed.

Is it really EVER worth running up the middle on the first play that fails 9 times out of 10 getting about 2 yards average when successful.

IYKYK

It's beginning to look like all of those guns Americans buy to keep government in check were only ever bought for school shootings.

The classy move would have been to give Machado the FIFA Peace Prize in return.

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This aged well, eh, Dracula?