The younglings in the fandom really gotta learn that basically every furmeet and convention staff list consists of 50% over 30s and 50% babyfurs so DNI-ing either of them is really going to limit your options down the line.

CW: blob fat Loved ones can be a very ̶b̶a̶d̶ ̶ good influence on your waistline. All art by @butterdragon.bsky.social.

↖ Comprehensibly large in a "relatively minuscule face sunk into an endless rolling ocean of lard" kind of way

I could be incomprehensibly large but then no one would be able to understand how large I am (very)

With a heavy heart, I'm here to announce that @hookaloof.bsky.social , aka Lia (she/her/they/them), has passed away. They were at home, found unresponsive by a roommate this morning. Details will be kept private. They were the love of my life. A truly golden-hearted wonder. Love you, Lia.

Nap time with @terryl.bsky.social - I think we need some bigger blankets..

I still don't grasp blob anatomy, but y'know whatever fuck it, here's something, gonna work on that, somehow~ (Flama, filling out bunny Cass, belongs to FatFlama on xitter)

Idea: Those food donation bins you see at the exits of supermarkets but it’s me with a blindfold and a bunch of arrows pointing at my mouth.

It’s basically Kim’s name so why not https://lammy.club/@valid_pony/115781586914988202

Massive Blobsmass to all, and to all a good lunch!

thinking about the system's (occasionally chubby) corvid~ Art: @butterdragon.bsky.social

♫ My skinniness is killing me (and I) I must confess, I have a need (have a need) Cuz when I’m not gorging I lose my mind Help me unwind Feed me baby one more time ♫

Bllllloouuuurrrrppppp~

Winter weight? No, this is my never-going-away weight.

★ A PRINCESS IN WEIGHT-ING. Twilight's coronation is coming up, and her stress isn't helped when Discord's coronation gift involves taking her to an Equestria populated by fat versions of everypony she knows. https://stories.bloatware.xyz/a-princess-in-weighting/

★ A PRINCESS IN WEIGHT-ING. Twilight's coronation is coming up, and her stress isn't helped when Discord's coronation gift involves taking her to an Equestria populated by fat versions of everypony she knows. https://stories.bloatware.xyz/a-princess-in-weighting/

Couldn't say why but it felt a lot easier to go on unprompted rambles about character lore and design on Cohost than it is here. Maybe it's the more restricted formatting idk

aspire to be hill-coded

I’m in a casually smotherin’ cities mood *casually smothers a city*

can't get SHIT done living in a kink comic

Only two years after the story that introduced the idea, Alex gets his exoskeleton. You can't keep an inventive critter immobilised for long! Art by @pastelgeneticist.bsky.social :>

Pssh, why use hammerspace clothing to shrink down when you could use them to make you bigger. Call that bloatwear. 👉😎👉

We don't need you here.

Out of context Star Trek that I’m sure many of you could make use of

not bottom heavy as in pear-shaped bottom heavy as in my thighs, butt and gut all touch the ground

when the siderolls and arms are so fat that they're constantly in contact with one another 👌👌👌

being intoxicated on how huge, gluttonous, and unending you are is kinda the prime mood, huh (                      )v.v(                      )

I should be 10^(10^100) tonnes tbh ( )v.v( )

Sigh, people who understand how utterly gratifying and comfy it is to be furniture-flatteningly fat are so nice to hang out with~

Y'all crazy feeders have successfully stuffed Kim past 160 tonnes. https://howfatis.bloatware.xyz/kim/ That's more than the average mass of a blue whale, and about 85% of the weight of the heaviest blue whale (and thus, heaviest animal) ever known to exist.

The actual post is still available in the repo. Normally, when a post is deleted, it's removed outright with no way to get it back. pdsls.dev/at://did:plc... It doesn't appear in the timeline feed or the post thread API. They may be actively blocking it in the most stupid way possible, lol.

I wonder if it's cuz FA actually shows previews of files now, but the number of random faves I've been getting on old submissions has been notably high lately

Kim's Infinite Weight Machine got updated with some new foodstuffs with extra-long cooldown times, but which also add anywhere from a quarter tonne to 2+ tonnes in a single click 👀 https://howfatis.bloatware.xyz/kim/

i should be fatter tbh

ALSO it has taken an *age* but I have finally finished the first draft of next fat pone story. 👀 The first one featuring main characters instead of background/OCs too

It being host body's birthday week is a good time for me cuz it's very easy to convince them to eat out or get delivery... uhh, nine times so far.

its wild how slippery objective consensus reality is right now

just in the mood to be a fat lump, y'know?

“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk newsweek.com/charlie-kirk-s…

This kind of shit has bothered me in leftist spaces (even queer spaces for Christ's sake) for a long time. The amount of "open minded" people I've met who suddenly draw the line at extremely tame but "unsavory" sexuality/kink blows my mind.

Excited to say, My good pal @morbidlychubese.bsky.social and I made a Roundgender pride flag! Big ups to Athena on this, it literally could not have been done without her! Included with the flag itself are a bit of info on the flag's colors /symbolism and a little descriptor of Roundgender itself.

I'm also over 30. Not sure why that's important, exactly. Doesn't even feel like it's that rare of a thing in the fandom these days?

having a gut that drags across the floor must be so helpful when your legs aren't strong enough to carry your own weight anymore

so close to finishing this first draft that I might try and do it tonight despite

takeaway food is so expensive these days huh?

For any kids too young to remember the Burned Furs (a "the fandom must be purged of all perverts" type group), many of those people ended up being violent far-right thugs. So uh, maybe don't be like those people.

good morning it's ya local lard mountain here, opening day three of taking up like 95% of the system's resources with nothing but thoughts of being furniture-flatteningly fat

the nice thing about headspace is that I can be house smotheringly fat and it isn't a problem for anyone the less nice thing is that our host body can never ever reflect that v.v