critically important toggle; they'll slap this one on stuff that just has, like, queer slogans or pride iconography, because this website's moderation is shit from an ass

cis women transphobes are as embarassing as they are revolting because they will declare with their whole chest “I am less capable than a man and I demand you treat me accordingly by lowering your expectations!” girl shut the fuck up there’s no gender advantage in CHESS

SNL UK is absolutely putting its American counterpart to shame dear lord

is Bluesky having a moment today cuz I'm constantly having to refresh pages in order for them to load anything

Stupid kink idea: jury nullification.

💭 being loaded onto vehicles for transit

Funny how the moment I revert the lil joke multiplier on my display weight I immediately regain the mood to be ludicrously blobfat

Moving the blob to the next restaurant to empty all the food of! Who is it? It's you! You don't recognize yourself because you're too big? GOOD! :3

imagine being a lardblimp like who would be that

SubscribeStar wants to ban my and my knees, eh? You know who else has knees? Mother Earth, and she's down on one knee and proposing to tomorrow, and no subscription to the stars is going to take money out of my spiritual wallet. Call me whatever you wish. My phone line hasn't been paid in years.

saw this on tumblr and it's literally so true woah

You should be fat enough that people travelling into town see you on the skyline and use that as evidence that they've almost arrived

*ominous looming wobbles*

Day of celebration. :3

oops my decimal point slipped

celebrating macro march but I'm at least as wide as I am tall

i totally feel like 450 tonnes today, for sure ☺️ https://howfatis.bloatware.xyz/kim/

Vacation Pikachu is so fucking awesome

Pokémon now has a canonical Mr. Windychu and Ms. Wavychu, thus completely validating @mrchubchu.bsky.social's naming strategy.

CW: Happy Pokémon Day, have some fatty mons. (All by @butterdragon.bsky.social)

Y'all need to be ride-or-die with the most unusual kinksters in the fandom because there's actually no bottom line for how normies perceive even your most basic bitch interests or furries in general; someday it'll be you with your head on the chopping block unless you show solidarity now

Weirdly got a craving to eat a swiss roll like a hot dog

Maaaaaan I have had no motivation to write anything lately, even when pushing to do so. blah.

Turns out the pronoun labeller everyone uses got deleted after the developer had a tantrum over their racist posts being shared around. In case you were wondering why they disappeared.

one-off hyperblob commission? pssh, no dear, that's your new reference sheet

I am once again asking you to indiscriminately stuff me past the point of all reason or sense.

The EU has just voted, by a VERY wide margin, for the full recognition of trans women as women…!

♫ Don't go wasting all your portions Give all your grub to meeee Don't go sharing your leftovers Give all your grub to meeee~

Imagine asking whether I can see my feet. *Of course* I can't see my feet, what a silly question~

*urp*

New feature for praise.bloatware.xyz? 👀

I get that I'm in Glasgow right now but even I wasn't expecting literally everything in that takeaway to be deep fried.

Silly idea: Utterly massive, endlessly gluttonous character who still insists on removing the pickles from any burger cuz they don't fuck with that shit.

The younglings in the fandom really gotta learn that basically every furmeet and convention staff list consists of 50% over 30s and 50% babyfurs so DNI-ing either of them is really going to limit your options down the line.

CW: blob fat Loved ones can be a very ̶b̶a̶d̶ ̶ good influence on your waistline. All art by @butterdragon.bsky.social.

↖ Comprehensibly large in a "relatively minuscule face sunk into an endless rolling ocean of lard" kind of way

I could be incomprehensibly large but then no one would be able to understand how large I am (very)

With a heavy heart, I'm here to announce that @hookaloof.bsky.social , aka Lia (she/her/they/them), has passed away. They were at home, found unresponsive by a roommate this morning. Details will be kept private. They were the love of my life. A truly golden-hearted wonder. Love you, Lia.

Nap time with @terryl.bsky.social - I think we need some bigger blankets..

I still don't grasp blob anatomy, but y'know whatever fuck it, here's something, gonna work on that, somehow~ (Flama, filling out bunny Cass, belongs to FatFlama on xitter)

Idea: Those food donation bins you see at the exits of supermarkets but it’s me with a blindfold and a bunch of arrows pointing at my mouth.

It’s basically Kim’s name so why not https://lammy.club/@valid_pony/115781586914988202

Massive Blobsmass to all, and to all a good lunch!

thinking about the system's (occasionally chubby) corvid~ Art: @butterdragon.bsky.social

♫ My skinniness is killing me (and I) I must confess, I have a need (have a need) Cuz when I’m not gorging I lose my mind Help me unwind Feed me baby one more time ♫

Bllllloouuuurrrrppppp~

Winter weight? No, this is my never-going-away weight.

★ A PRINCESS IN WEIGHT-ING. Twilight's coronation is coming up, and her stress isn't helped when Discord's coronation gift involves taking her to an Equestria populated by fat versions of everypony she knows. https://stories.bloatware.xyz/a-princess-in-weighting/

★ A PRINCESS IN WEIGHT-ING. Twilight's coronation is coming up, and her stress isn't helped when Discord's coronation gift involves taking her to an Equestria populated by fat versions of everypony she knows. https://stories.bloatware.xyz/a-princess-in-weighting/