reading posts and yelling SHUT UP at the screen

it set off a horrible chain of events but i'm still so glad i got to see this miserable loser humiliated on the global stage

i tried to leave spotify but the transferring tool immediately failed under the crushing weight of my freakishly large and unwieldy music library so i'm just going to keep giving money to the swedish war pedophile

To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories: - Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy - Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever

which one do you think it is

its cool how covid discourse has vaccine freaks and hypochondriacs in a permanent cage match

what do you mean marjorie taylor brown worked. what a fuckin pussy

somehow my grandma got it in her head that she needs a separate laptop for youtube because watching youtube will wear out her good laptop

forgot to add water to the steamer but my broccoli still steamed... miracles happen

i think someone should put john rzeznik in a medieval torture device until he agrees to stop playing iris and make the goo goo dolls a replacements worship band again

they say there's a direct gut-brain connection but a bad poop will also just ruin your day

really looking forward to finding out the comically inept way they try to cover up the epstein stuff that will still work somehow

obviously trashy but song kinda goes, surprisingly. sorry but it's true. i don't know when she was born but this had to be 2009. too much kesha and not enough kylie minogue. also god damn that's a big head

"i could've been someone" i couldn't. i hate being

it's so embarrassing that people kept watching stranger things after season 2. when did we stop feeling shame

i'm pretty sure he was speaking metaphorically, but if presidents are sucking each other off then maybe there's hope for this country after all

hard to overstate how much nothing is going to come of this

join every class action

i don't know how they did it but every episode of columbo has a new most beautiful woman to ever live

more shocking revelations about a thing we've all known that he basically admitted on video decades ago

don't make me vote for hochul man. what did i do to deserve this

every day i get one step closer to liquidating my retirement and disappearing in east asia

"hotly" has got to be one of the dumbest sounding real words of all time. oh? the facts are hotly contested? shut the hell up man you sound like a url shortener

working on a gratitude list. first and foremost i'm glad that people aren't talking about severance anymore

saw the new insurance premiums and started laughing like a maniac

one of the reasons halloween continues into adulthood is because it's a low-stakes opportunity for women to try out bangs

american culture is just gambling and gooning at this point

demolish the west wing next. there can't be that many DVDs floating around

it should only be illegal to bet on sports if you aren't playing. we've got this all wrong

registering a complaint with the FCC because i had to see a photograph of dax shepard's weird gross face again

people always say if you go out and do things you won't feel bad. but then i go out and do things and i end up feeling worse. what now fucker

wow that was a really big protest... what's that? it's over? everyone went home before their demands were met? what's that? there were no demands?

done with this website. i'm posting in the youtube comments section from now on

hard drives should be heavier when there's a lot of data on them

chatgpt user experience

if i had a do-over i'd definitely be a detective or a private eye. i love being suspicious of people

it's really bothering me how every celebrity is fucking up their face on purpose

i think this is a great idea and they should make it happen as soon as possible www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

i don't really mind that my hairline has receded a little bit as i've gotten older because now my hair's not in my face as much

there are so many things i have to Not Think About

a lot of times if you search a movie one of the top results is netflix. so you click it and netflix is like "we don't have it" this is great SEO. i'm going to subscribe to your product now

every podcast feels like this

people love to say it’s never too late but it usually is

made a big pot of soup with stuff i forgot was in the freezer

i might be alone forever but at least i'm not getting married to that dumbass

someone used the put in the wrong email address sent me like 200 bucks through zelle by mistake. i can just keep that right

i went to an engineering school so believe me i know those insufferable nerds did the math. but i still think one of those pencil skyscrapers is gonna fall over. they're not going to bedrock. i've seen enough 70s disaster movies to know what comes next