Betty update: She’s not been too well this week (vet wasn’t concerned) and I feared her behaviour was going backwards as a result. But today at breakfast time, she was waiting for me on the landing and gave me her first ever Meow. 😻 A proper long one too! My baby has voice! She sounded beautiful🐈‍⬛❤️

It’s Saturday night which can only mean one thing…Bottoms up ladies!

Why in 2026 is it still so hard to make international purchases from a major global retailer? All I want is the Aussie football shirt. Sold in the UK? No. Will an AU shop send to a UK address? No. Can I pay for it from the UK and send to an AU address? Possibly, but we’ll make it very difficult.

So I made a video on my favourite Eurovision songs and Alexandra Căpitănescu, the artist representing Romania this year with her banger ‘Choke Me’ commented on it. Actually screaming haha 🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴

Morning all 😊👋🏻

So, it looks like cat sky has found my account. Which is lovely ☺️ But fair warning: Betty updates aside, half my content is just me being a fat 🚬posting pictures in my pants. So you take the good with the bad when following me 😆 Morning all 👋🏻

Might have to bump Greece higher than my current 4th place Eurovision ranking based on this video alone 😈 What a cutie 😍🇬🇷

Is anyone else having issues? Bsky logged me out then wouldn’t let me log back in for like half an hour

Also, just to warn you all, if my posts were giving crazy cat lady before, now she’s getting slightly more confident, I’m going to be insufferable. “She’s sat in a slightly different location to usual. I must tell the world!” 🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🐈‍⬛❤️

I’m sorry. First would problems, I know. But why does “diced” chicken always come in massive chunks that I still have to cut up anyway? In what world is this considered diced? I may as well have bought the breast whole 🤣

🎶I always feel like somebody’s watchin’ me And I have no privacy (Oh-oh-oh)🎶 🐈‍⬛❤️

And tonight, she was waiting outside the bathroom door for me when I came out. Still no touching, but she’s been actively seeking me out around the house today, so I’m taking that as a huge win 🐈‍⬛❤️

I don’t even know where to begin with Betty update this morning. She came into my room and sat with me for half an hour. Followed me into the kitchen for breakfast. Walked up to me on the landing instead of waiting for me to put the bowls down. She’s now in the living room with me 🐈‍⬛❤️

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Oh, would you look at that 👀

Good evening, and happy Caturday! Love from Betty 🐈‍⬛❤️ x

I’ve had a lovely day in Bristol, but neither Cabot Circus or Cribbs Causeway are the shopping destinations I remembered them to be. Cabot Circus in particular seems to be nothing more than a giant food court these days. The food I had was nice though, I can’t lie.

Happy Saturday 😊

Betty, preparing to destroy her wand toy for the 5th time today 🐈‍⬛

Happy Fri-Gay folks! We made it! ✌🏻

My exact thoughts, every time I wake up to see that man has publicly attacked NATO again, not understanding that a defensive pact is not an agreement to follow him blindly into offensive situations that he himself has started. Someone really needs to take away his socials.

Some ancient, decrepit ex politician on Pete’s news video calling on the government to start withholding fuel from the general public and putting a ban on Brits flying abroad this summer to conserve fuel. Absolutely not. I thought we’d left this shit back in 2020.

Betty update: She walked right past me on the landing to venture downstairs. She sat out and watched me sat on the sofa and blinked at me. Then moved to the dining room door when I went into the kitchen, laid down and watched me cook dinner for awhile. Who even is this confident cat? 🐈‍⬛❤️

Whoa! Black Betty! bam-ba-lam! 🐈‍⬛❤️

Fixed 😆

Nobody:… Gays when they turn 35:

Betty update: After dinner she laid down a few feet away, directly facing me and gave me slow blinks (cat kisses) repeatedly for about 5 minutes 🥰 She may not feel brave enough to approach me directly, but she loves me really 🐈‍⬛❤️

@mat38.bsky.social Happy birthday mate! Have a great day! 🥳

Like the tree falling in the woods without someone to hear it…If a gay gets a haircut and doesn’t post a selfie, has it even happened?🤔

Barber: How often do colour your beard? Me, with a beard 5000 shades darker than the hair on my head: Colour? What makes you think I colour my beard? 🤣

Happy Frigay folks! We made it! 🏳️‍🌈✌🏻

Betty breakthrough! After my usual distanced interaction I went to leave and she flew from the windowsill where she was to the doorway where I just was like “don’t leave” and loafed in the doorway within arms reach of me whilst I just stood there frozen and amazed ❤️

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I don’t know what it is about my local Morrisons, but they hoard carrier bags like they’re going out of fashion. The staff keep hold of them so you have to wait for someone to become free to give you one, and then they grumble when you dare ask for one. It’s a cheap plastic bag, not a diamond ring 🙄

I’d love to know what the average American makes of this shit show going on right now. Not the LGBTQ+ community, as we all seem to share pretty common views in this regard. But the average American. Surely the general population can’t be happy with any of this? Or can they?

One day 🐈‍⬛❤️

Betty update: She was stood out waiting for me at dinner time. She gave me a long old look then 3 slow deliberate blinks. It’s the first time she’s given me ‘cat kisses’. Still not ready for touch but I’ll take that happily 😊🐈‍⬛❤️

Just catching up on the news, and whilst I’ve always thought he was a few sandwiches short of a picnic, the orange man really does appear to be having a full blown public episode. It’s both fascinating and terrifying in equal measures.

It’s my good friend Jonathan’s birthday today, and he’s trying to build his Instagram account up! If any of you would like to give him a happy birthday follow, I’m sure he’d really appreciate it 🥳

Betty Breakthrough. She loafed on the windowsill whilst I talked too her. Ran too me when I tried to leave. So I offered a Dreamie. No. But she went downstairs. Did a loop of the house. Came back. Peekaboo’d behind the door. Went back downstairs. Came back. And is now recuperating again 🐈‍⬛❤️

I regularly have dental hygiene appointments and as much as I dislike them, I tolerate them. But today I’m positively bricking it in the reception for reasons unknown. I just find the process really hurts even with numbing gel and today it’s scaring me more than normal.

Straining my ears at the till in ASDA trying to eavesdrop on a conversation between 3 staff about an employee who received a scandalous disciplinary. Unfortunately the till started screaming just as she was explaining what her colleague had done and so I missed the juiciest bit of tea. Gutted! 😆

See a cat. Post a cat. (Basically, show me your cats 😆)

Betty update. She sat and looked out the window for a whole 50 minutes whilst I sat in plain view. I then left to go to the loo and to my surprise when I opened the bathroom door she was sat right outside. Her face was literally up against the door. Still no touch, but the fact she followed me? ❤️❤️❤️

Bear Carnival with these beauts ❤️

This airport is actually horrendous. Nothing is sign posted clearly. I must have got my 10k steps in marching up and down its entire length both sides of security trying to find where I need to be.

Me, listening to all of my friends wild sex stories

There’s a first time for everything 😉