“The name is Batty!” Lol. I wanted to be a fairy so bad.

I have never rewatched Brother Bear. I cried too hard the first time.

Now why Katisha got me madder than shad?! Girl! The wishy washyness isn’t cute. How are you folding for a man who simply read you his notes? Is his ability to read the clincher? You had a good man Savannah, but you threw him away. #LoveisBlind

A thing that I like is when a bookstore is also a bar.

When the Devil can’t reach you, he’ll send a man.

Not my mother in here murmuring with her little friends about “Oh it’s good to have children, so somebody is there for you in your old age.” And side eyeing me. Like lady, I do have a child. It is you!

#mood #summerfridays

Happy Friday to everybody that gotta go to work today! Walk good.

Why did I decide to braid my own hair Lord?

You know what's better than waking up alone? Sleeping peacefully without drama snoring next to you. Good night. 😘

i want two boyfriends to make them kiss eachother while i watch

She kicked me out ya’ll.

Laid up in bed with my mama. I know she ready to kick me out.

Sofia Carson has a damn good contract with Netflix. Her new movie “My Oxford Year” with Corey Mylchreest (Queen Charlotte) looks like all the feels.

A great tribute to a great man and example that we all grew up watching ,,, RIP to Malcolm Jamal Warner t.co/dBG8hIB3rO

If there is a lesson here its this… Be ready to stand on the business you participating in

The way that I am already cleansed, creamed and ready for bed. This cannot be the body that was going out after 10.

Craving a corn dog.

Not a balloon knot!!! The imagery is on point tonight.

I swear teachers on summer break don’t know how to act. 💁🏾‍♀️Guilty

When anyone asks me what my dream job is, I always tell them I don’t dream of labor. Like, I don’t want to work, I have to work. 🙄

Worth considering that one reason Bluesky doesn't always feel super fun is that current events are relentlessly horrifying and bad

Morning☀️I feel like Saturday mornings still call for cartoons. Cept now, I’m craving ginger and turmeric tea rather than fistfuls of froot loops.

Never feel bad about eating ice cream.

A strong hate for evil and anything that compromises freedom. On top of the urge to protect those who can't. Love, compassion, patience, and empathy.

Pizza and wine?

I love rainy days when I can stay in bed.

I’m feeling to sell these eggs.

From a plane to a train she a real rider

“This is how you get ants.” - Archer

13 papers graded. 🤗 12 more to go. 😩

I’m thinking about moving. What’s good with Mars?

Not even Jack Reacher would be so bold.

“I’m like a classified agent” Wow.

It’s nice seeing Reacher in a fair fight for once.

Survival of the Thickest has our faves thriving ya’ll. Here for it!

Now who’s watching season 2 of Survival of the Thickest with me??? Cause why Khalil’s mattress is on a pallet?! I clean forgot this man was like this!

Ahhh!!! Some good news at last! Leverage: Redemption is back with season 3 on April 17th!!!

Man in the Mirror

My favourite might not be her best. “Again”

Have ya’ll seen this new Shonda Rhimes joint “The Residence” set in the White House amidst the investigation into a mysterious murder? Uzo Aduba and Giancarlo Esposito are in it.

Elena Gilbert.

And how much did he want for his audacity?!

All these yachts docked out here. I need to be on one.

E) There’s no rest for the wicked.