please indeed i need this my head is kinda antlerless

theres this fursuit head i want so bad but its like $800+ and i dont have that money i need a job like if anyone is hiring i am 18 and have had five jobs under my belt i can learn anything just give me a shot

would anyone be interested if i reacted to no context politics or interested in anything tell me to do things

is anyone willing to give me like $850 for a deer kemonomimi head its literally perfect

i wish i could still buy things at the prices i used to complain about

hate my fucking brain bitches be like: "my eyes hurt" "what the fuck are we doing" "im sad" "can we shut up" like goddammit we just got up do we need this horsehockey right now

want to do pngtubing rigging(?) comms. give me pictures i will make it move nicely. also if i do this for your character tell me what nicely is in as much detail as possible. not going to do it yet just putting it out there and seeing if theres any interest #pngtubing #vtuber #envtuber

me when my reaction to caffeine was related to the dissociative disorder and not adhd aspen (new alter) had a coffee and she was over the moon but when i came back i just felt nothing (like usual) so i guess i actually have to be responsible about my caffeine intake 🙄 (i know i should be but yk)

lukewarm take: "but using it as a pronoun is dehumanizing!!!" = "they is plural!!!"

i think i have this belief that everyone is on the same page as i am and so im like "the dem party is a controlled opposition so that the people dont revolt" and so instead of people being like "yeah exactly, and" people are like "wait what 😱 thats so crazy‼️but it makes sense??"

so ive been at a crisis residental for a month and as ive been healing ive turned into the biggest yapper on the planet. ive had one of my fellow patients say i should teach people?? and my clinician (basically a therapist) said i should start a podcast??? idk man i just say stuff that i learned :P

if any of yall care about my music taste, ive been listening to femtanyl, kwite, playboi carti, ZØMB, and ive started listening to lil nas x

yall already know im goofy4goober

game idea please contact if you would like to help me make it had a dream of a 2d/3d pokemon spinoff (sprites and environment are pixelated in a 3d world) where its a race between different environments. you pick a pokemon and what snack to have, you can eat it all at first or eat some (1/5)

"bluesky is boring" then youre a fake ass poster. youre not supposed to mindlessly scroll youre supposed to post your every thought for the five people who care about u

"single professionals" this "single professionals" that i just want PEOPLE!! like humans?? like queer *un*professionals with a touch of the tism that have all of the cool ass clothes and piercings and tattoos and shit. i dont care if theyre employed, im not! i want girlies who are reallll yk?

the batman computer thing but okay i want a singles meetup in my area, queer, no bars puter puter do you read me

just wrote the alt text for a picture only for one wrong tap to delete everything we need drafts

feeling so evil... sinister... cooking up plans in my lair (under the blanket)

i neeeeeed me a gf lesbian pining is terribleeeee

tips for packer: if its stp remember to either control your speed or stop pissing occasionally, the funnel can overflow and youll feel the consequences wash it often, if possible every time you piss, but at a bare min, once a day DO NOT shove it inside labia, to have it stay in place get a strap

deer(.)social isn't working for me i gotta use the regular bluesky client :( everything is so blue 😭

antivirus "you have 562 things slowing you down" yeah and its all the damn popups like shut upppp

tl;dr fuck clapper

if we could actually live inside social media it would be terrible but the terrors would reduce the cost of rent so if they advertise $100 rent im fucking there like yeah bitch i live in tumblr or bluesky now can you tell im desperate for housing the lowest i found is $275 a month for a year max

me: i dont need a rollator im fineeee one flare up later I NEED A ROLLATOR!! I NEED TO USE A SHOWER CHAIR!!! I NEED SOMEWHERE TO SITTTTT!!!!

the "isn't there someone you forgot to ask" meme but its top surgery me: i want top surgery surgeon: ok we have informed consent you dont need a letter from a therapist my insurance: erm *actually* ☝️🤓 you do need a letter 😊

this could also be used for trans people like pronouns: she/her terms: person/neutral terms pronouns: it/they terms: woman/fem terms

might be the woke friend here but there should be an option to say what terms you would like to be referred to as besides pronouns example: pronouns: he/it terms: buck/deer this is for when something isnt a pronoun but i want people to refer to me as that example: ❌ this person ✅ this buck

man i had a nightmare that was basically being overstimulated and frustrated and making bad decisions because i wasnt in a good state of mind it felt so real

i wish people had antlers! so i dont gotta pay $20 for fakes and only wear them in casual situations!! i wanna go to work in a suit and tie and ANTLERS!!!!

i want the straights and normies to think im a man but i want the gays to know im a nonbinary lesbian

i wish a pretty fairy woman would pick me up and take me to a place millions away from the rest of society

im in the process of changing my name in a matter of weeks ill actually be alabaster unless the judge thinks its a weird name

ayo santa i know its like the 3rd of january and im supposed to write you a letter or whatever but can you please get me a switch 2 and kirby air rider cause i keep hearing its peak

dating app is basically gambling and i get so hype when i find a cutie thats actually in my area there are so many people on the app that are in the middle of nowhere

dreamed that i found a song that i made that i thought was mid but was actually peak WHY COULDNT IT BE REALLLLL (i forgot it already)

got access to some real clay and mushed it into little balls. i still kinda feel like i failed because i didnt make critters and shapes like i wanted to. the music bug is hitting again, which means ill get bandlab again, "fail" again, ragequit, and then download a drawing app the cycle continues

i actually look kinda attractive in a scrungly way i think

so tired and eepy these days

biscuits yummy

(lego batman on computer meme) ok I want to make music on my phone, no bandlab, no ai, actually works on a modern phone and was made recently computer computer do you read me

thinking about stuff it took me a real long while to learn how to tie my shoes, maybe it will take a real long while for me to be an adult im out of college and out of work. i dont know whats next for me shits weird

advertised benefits of drinking water: clear skin apparently you need it to live third thing actual outcome: piss

breaking news: when people believe in me i can do things if youve never tried this hack before i would recommend

when the music youre listening to gives you nostalgia but you remember that the time youre having nostalgia for was legitimately the worst part of your life before this point and is what made this point of your life what it is 2025 was one fuck of a year for me

i just wanna say this: liberals are ruining this website. i shouldn’t have to spend several hours arguing with an army of blue morons trying to explain the most simple bit of satire. if you’re a literal grown adult and you can’t read words and say “oh that’s a joke” then you shouldnt be online.

wish we could unblock accounts we blocked via blocklist individually cause i use an ai blocklist that includes gork and like isnt that literally a bot that says "yeh"

im here, i just havent had anything interesting to say