name artists who have missed less than the mfs trying to gank That guy

the bsky equivalent of those "did i fuck up the beat drop" videos where the song is sort of fire until it suddenly turns into absolute shit

me slowly telling all of my stories to my best friend over discord dms when i remember i have not opened one (1) doc about it

www.politico.com/news/2026/04... ive been playing around with the story in the attached image for ~6 years. for those keeping score, i was about 12/13. if my crazy dream of this airing on tv came true, it would be "inappropriate" for viewers who could be *the same age as i was when i thought of it*

I don’t “network,” I make friends. Other artists are not my competition, they’re my beloved peers and sources of inspiration. We all have the same goal; to share our art. I’m not gonna corporatize my human relationships with them. I am in my sandbox playing and I hope they join me.

omg this reminds me of when i was a kid and id play web games "pretending" to be a boy and then when id win id be like "you just got beat by a girl" and theyd say i was lying and shit well they were right that i was lying, its just who i was lying to that was wrong (myself)(i am trans male)

Happy birthday Weed

istg every sort of "youtube growth advice" sounds like that one fucking post where tech bros reinvent hanging out by calling it an "offline podcast" "being trustworthy is actually the new meta" "building an audience around a topic you are interested in reduces burnout" color me shocked!!!!!!!!! 😲

feel like describing myself as a trans male rather than transmasc. cause honestly in terms of gender im cool with anything within the context of being trans male. fem, masc, androgyny, gender(s) outside of that, no gender, manhood or womanhood in a trans male context. im just a male deer tbh :P

yall to be real i am 🤏 close to leaving bsky for good because this platform just has layers and layers of terrible events and decisions and lies but where else can i go? what social media isnt terrible but also has people on it? when should i compromise on my morals?

to all my fellow discord and bsky haters who begrudgingly use it anyway nerimity is the shit its like if the features of discord and twitter combined, but you get the profile customization and emojis that you would have to pay for if you were on discord and the mascot is a kitty cat

genuinely wondering if i should just sign up for the "normal" social media platforms now (instagram, tiktok, etc). there just isnt a place that isnt dogshit (ai coding, right wing, zionist) *and* has more than like five people on it.

heartbroken that bsky isnt badly coded (tumblr style where it just seems like its made of playing cards popsicle sticks and tissues and maintained by one hamster) but is instead badly coded (ai)

evil user who types like its normal social media but adds an overly long and expanding signature: (cat video or something idk) that vid is so funny XD my cat does that too lol 😂 (\_<`>_destiel§^[•~•]^§funnybunny§^[°_°]^§sonadow§^[°∆°]^§bakudeku§^[•U•]^§suselle§^[°u°]^§abstragedy§^[•×•]^§_<`>_/)

i saw the "im with the united states" post and if i was in any situation that was even a bit like that id say "im with the people who reside in this nation" or "i represent the people" or something in that vein cause only one of these things can grow and change for the better and its not the nation

bsky is twitter 2 except its actually tumblr 2

if yall wanna know how smart i am i just found out that the amount of months in a year and the amount of hours on the clock are the same im beginning to hate the number 12

Please stop saying TACO. We’re talking about an ungodly number of people who could die or maimed. It’s not time for cutesy little internet slang. We have to get away from this bizarre desensitization.

reminder: if you ever see somebody stealing food, no the fuck you didnt.

if you're going to talk about "Highly Experienced" and "Senior" (job rank) and "3+ years of experience required" and pay $20 an hour or less in a state where $15 has been the MINIMUM WAGE for as long as i can remember and was actually *increased* in recent times, fuck you actually

bitches be like "im gonna get up tomorrow" and then be up at 4am watching some dude yap about a 4d rubix cube (its me im bitches 😭)

top 5 girlie nooooooo numbers: #1 link gmm (by a mile) #2 mulder x-files (I also dreamed he was a t-girl once) #3 sam supernatural #4 dean supernatural #5 rhett gmm

imo we should keep "gendered" terms/assumptions but move them to a more vibes based thing cause thats what gender really is when you dont dress it up this is inspired by me watching gmm, supernatural, and x-files and screaming "GIRLIE NOOOOOOO" at characters that definitely arent girls

im so done with life can someone just tape me to a ceiling and leave

getting my science from a trusted source shitjournal.org

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

Remind anyone who tries to use the phrase "separate the art from the artist" that it was originally coined for academic/critical practice in order to analyze the work. Not to cling onto stuff that actively harms people just because you like it a lot.

dont touch my account if you're pro gen ai. Okay, bye

my toxic trait is making a singular post on bluesky and then disappearing for 24 hours

We just have to get Gavin Newsom on a podcast with someone who doesn’t think he should run for president, Gavin will agree with him and the problem will be solved

just realized i havent had a desktop computer of my own for damn near SIX YEARS 😭 (not by choice)

“why do you think trans men can be lesbians? CIS men can’t be les—“ i’mma stop you right there sparky through genderqueerness all is possible

fun fact: both trans women and trans men can be lesbians because gender and sexuality are fake

I would love to not hear the words TME, TMA, amab, afab, theyfab, theymab, socialization, and repper ever again

I dont give a rats ass whats in what i eat. saw some shit like "medium chain triglycerides" if those triglycerides want to get their money up why should i care

having those evil urges to run for mayor/president again but i know now it comes from the same place as a guy saying "ill do anything for you" (✅slaying a dragon ❌doing the dishes) "ill do anything for the people" (✅run for political office ❌ actually building community irl)

if you're an american finding this on the discover tab i want to let you know i am a radical antifa supporting transsexual and i will NEVER vote for the democrats

ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE NOTHING WAS STAINED

fell asleep for like 14 hours on my period with just a tampon in and my stp packer still on pray for my cleanup process 😭

dreamed that mulder from the x files became a clocky hot tgirl and honestly why the fuck did i decide to wake up from that

i've seen enough: kat abughazaleh wins with 278 electoral votes

I hate seeing so many people on tiktok that are my age now like fawk bro i remember when everyone on social media was like 10 years older than me

ROGER PENSKE JUST SAID NASCAR NEEDS DIVERSITY WOKE 2

you know how in Pokemon the pokemon still have gender even though everyone calls them "it" that's like my deal

miku i get you were trying to be nice but just... 🫩

this 🤏 close to just calling every single number in my area code and hoping a fellow sapphic picks up the phone i am dead serious women... pretty :(

can an 18-21 year old beautiful and smart and cool lesbian (redundant imo) just materialize into my arms please 🥺 everything in my area is in a bar, or for "professionals" (so not broke neets) or for people who were around when the asteroid killed the dinos (lighthearted, respect to queer elders)

saw a post about this woman liking the dating profiles of he/him lesbians because us "gender essentialists" wouldnt want to see a tgirl and she really thought she cooked with that 😭 get ready for my evil gender essentialism spells 🧙🪄 🪄people can use any sort of pronouns and terms for themselves🪄