If you’re too old to ___, you’re too old Go!

I have a knack for starting projects that end up having requirements for which there no off the shelf solutions and end up having to fell send it with custom everything. I’ve come to accept it and am not sure I’d have it otherwise.

How can surfing be so conceptualy cool yet so boring to watch?

You guys ever try to listen to English like you don’t understand it?

Are they still making marvel movies

Maaaaaaaaaaaaan, Gerard Butler sure looks a certain way

I need a couple more Android OS testers for Colorbolt so I can test/launch it. It does all sorts of fun things with your phone's screen. Hit me up, please! colorbolt.app

Looking for testers for the debut of my Colorbolt app on Android. Comment or dm me! colorbolt.app

Zero Views is waking up from a very long nap #zeroviews

3/4 is a great time signature. Probably my favorite.

Failing to understand the value of Benson Boone again

Many blessings upon the return space people coming back to Earth from Moon, and may they carry no parasites.

What if Sean Connery’s character from The Rock actually is James Bond just deep, deep undercover

Insane prediction: The Paydate will be more popular than the PS6

Passkeys have failed us. It's just worse. @1password.bsky.social give up. Passwords are/were better.

This and the 2KXO team getting laid off 3 weeks after debut shows an industry that often bets so big it can't be sustained not only to the next game, but a month after release. There's no way to build a legacy, or career if you need to make millions in a week, or the whole house is burned down.

Would you kindly blow your mind realizing that Andrew Ryan from BioShock is basically a letter scramble of Ayn Rand

Bravo, Mr. Bunny. That was excellent and needed.

Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is the best Game of Thrones since….well it might be better than Game of Thrones

Spent a while figuring out a crazy bug where save files kept getting overwritten randomly. Turns out I had the following debug hotkeys: Move backward: S Crouch: Ctrl Save: Ctrl+S

Ringing in 2026 with a brand new invention. Wrist bags 👈👜 Where’s the remote? Right there. How about that spare rubber band? Also there. It’s all in the wrist….bag

Kiddo announced to me last night that she’s done with Six Seven. We made it through the storm y’all. Only took six or seven months.

Look, I don’t post about sports often (ever), but that Niners vs Bears game was a BATTLE

Pluribus is so good that I’m rewatching Breaking Bad and it turns out it is VERY VERY GOOD

Earring food that’s bad for me makes me feel good for -1 seconds, but that’s not nothing

Hear me out. The problem with too much CGI is that it’s more CGI than needed 🤔 Riiiiiiiight?

Reaaaaaally wild that Goodreads doesn’t have fuzzy search

My kid insisted that “All Star” was by Green Day instead of Smash Mouth and the world is ending

Welcome to New Joysey. So much love and work went into this, and we hope you enjoy(sey) it!

If reincarnation exists, hey siri make me a reggae bassist

Hey siri make winters shorter

Hey siri this phone is too big make my pockets deeper

My 1st impression of iOS 26 “Liquid Glass” is bad. I don’t want my whole phone UI to “look like glass.” I just want it to be clean.

Jimmy Eat World “Clarity” is the great and best album don’t argue

We’re going to watch all the Final Destination movies. On #2, and it’s gloriously goodbad.

Forget all this nonchalant stuff. I am CHALANT af

Slack, remind me tomorrow at 9:30am

Finally beat my own game! Your turn @gaalexxy.bsky.social —— I got neutral with a score of 102 😐! 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Try Neturalize yourself: neutralizegame.com

Captain America: Brave New World is so bad I don’t even dislike it - I’m just totally apathetic to it

You’ve seen the ice cream truck, but have you seen the ice cream BOAT? And yeah, it plays the music 🍦🚤 🎶

Only realizing now that “I said something wrong” in Yesterday by The Beatles could mean that he said something wrong that offended the person, not that he asked if something was wrong.

Seeking recommendations for VERY FUN things to do in Austin, TX 🤠🎉

My number one boi

There’s just layers of classic on this thing.

Ever wonder what a spaceship exploding really looks like?

Donkey Kong Bonanza feels…desparate?

Fuck yeah medical science.

I thought of @paulsrockinbluesky.bsky.social

My daughter says “My Life” sounds like Animal Crossing music and SHE IS NOT WRONG youtu.be/HVX80UpMPDI?...