Hey y’all, going on a major social media break for a bit. Mental just isn’t doing great and this is certainly making it worse. Pls reach out to my cell if you need me, and Padres homies the podcast isn’t going anywhere! I’ll still check and respond to your questions on Youtube!

Freddy Fermin is a dragon warrior

🚨⚾️FRIDAY POD⚾️🚨 💛Jake Garegnani of CBS 8 joins the show! 🤎Michael King back on the IL :( 💛Previewing this weekend’s showdown for what is the best rivalry in sports: #Padres vs #Dodgers LISTEN🎧: linktr.ee/LockedOnPadres WATCH📺: youtu.be/86CLWIlvW7M?...

I mean, yeah, but you didn’t have to say it

I wrote something about Superman. You should read it.

The Giants just had the single worst defensive inning I’ve seen all season long

Xander Bogaerts last 50 games: .307/.360/.495, 142 wRC+ Also the 20th best fWAR accumulated over the stretch. Is bro fully and officially back?

Society peaked with Fetty Wap’s 2015

Ramon Laureano has been easily one of the best deadline bats Preller has ever acquired. Just an immediate impact, great vibes stud with another year of control as a treat

I think it’s fair to say the Padres were bad tonight

Ryan O'Hearn you sly devil welcome to the San Diego Padres

🚨LAST CALL🚨 If you’ve got any #Padres questions for tomorrow’s mailbag, ask away!

Pretty sure just from this weekend Ramon Laureno raised the OPS of Padres left fielders this season by 200 points

What in sweet lord god happened in tonight’s Rockies game

🚨⚾️FRIDAY POD⚾️🚨 Jake Garegnani of CBS8 Sports joins the show! 💛 Mason Miller trade: Genius or madness? 🤎 Addressing every #Padres need 💛 Prospect hugging vs. win-now mentality LISTEN🎧: linktr.ee/LockedOnPadres WATCH📺: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sTC...

This trade deadline is punk rock

AJ Preller and the #Padres REFUSE to be normal

Trading the No.3 prospect in baseball for a reliever who, while EXCELLENT, is joining what is already an amazing pen instead of addressing their enormous left field and catching issues

Padres with by far the best bullpen why would they need…oh dear lord….it’s not just a Preller deadline it’s a Six Paths Sage Preller deadline isn’t it

Sweeping the Mets the day before the deadline is pretty gangster dude

The degree to which Dylan Cease sold in his contract year needs to be studied

🚨LAST CALL🚨 If you’ve got any #Padres questions for tomorrow’s mailbag, ask away!

Padres nearly making a 9th inning comeback the night before my trip to San Diego…..what does it mean……

Hey there! If you’ve got any #Padres questions for tomorrow’s mailbag, ask away!

🚨⚾️TUESDAY POD⚾️🚨 Crossover w/ Locked On Diamondbacks 💛 Fernando Tatis Jr.'s All-Star case debated 🤎 General Derby and All-Star Game takes 💛 #Padres & D-backs: Buy or sell? LISTEN🎧: linktr.ee/LockedOnPadres WATCH📺: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Xqe...

🚨⚾️MONDAY POD⚾️🚨 💛 #Padres win crucial series vs Phillies 🤎Jackson Merrill's big game + Padres make All-Star Game history 💛Answering your questions and comments in the mailbag! LISTEN🎧: linktr.ee/LockedOnPadres WATCH📺: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxPf...

🚨⚾️FRIDAY POD⚾️🚨 My guy Jake Garegnani of CBS8 Sports joins the show! 💛 Randy Vasquez's surprising success continues! 🤎Catching conundrum: Campusano vs veterans 💛 Takes on the All-Star game and festivities! LISTEN🎧: linktr.ee/LockedOnPadres WATCH📺: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx8R...

🚨⚾️THURSDAY POD⚾️🚨 💛 #Padres crushing loss to D-backs 🤎Dylan Cease's ongoing struggles 💛What is wrong with Tatis? LISTEN🎧: linktr.ee/LockedOnPadres WATCH📺: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPK7...

Every Dylan Cease start he looks back for like 3 innings and then suddenly Impractical Jokers are in his ear like okay now go give up some moonshots for no reason

Nick Pivetta on demon time is the best of times

🚨⚾️MONDAY POD⚾️🚨 💛Weekend recap, that bullpen tho 🤎Yu Darvish set to return, Cronenworth and Arraez great weekends 💛Opening up the mailbag ! LISTEN🎧: linktr.ee/LockedOnPadres WATCH📺: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTNy...

In honor of Bryan Reynolds being outed as extraordinarily soft, tbt to a dumb thing I wrote about his value being incredibly overstated a few years back bleacherreport.com/articles/100...

Girls announce they’re getting bangs like it’s an NBA trade

It’s very hard to say “yes that’s a tragedy and it shouldn’t have happened, we’re looking into it” these days

Honestly most predictable Padres game of the season

Dylan Cease why have you forsaken us

the mainstream media line on major cities for several years has been that they are on the precipice of collapse due to Democratic mismanagement. now that a socialist has won an election, suddenly NYC is in great shape and about to be ruined.

Hope everyone is having a lovely NBA Draft Night

Shoutout to the homie Big Z

I wrote about shitty elites rallying behind a truly shitty elite in the NYC mayoral election and the promise and possibility of an ending. defector.com/andrew-cuomo...

I would respect Summer Enjoyers so much more if they just admitted their fandom is predicated on they themselves being Hot

KD playing in meaningful games one last time🥹

🚨⚾️THURSDAY POD⚾️🚨 💛Xander Bogaerts game-tying double goes to waste 🤎Is the #Padres bullpen falling apart? 💛Jake Cronenworth's quiet success LISTEN🎧: linktr.ee/LockedOnPadres WATCH📺: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CLf...

🚨⚾️MONDAY POD⚾️🚨 💛Weekend recap, glass half full and glass half empty 🤎Jackson Merrill's injury + the Giants did WHAT 💛Opening up the mailbag LISTEN🎧:linktr.ee/LockedOnPadres WATCH📺: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDNG...

Yes these two things are exactly the same

You almost have to appreciate just how beautifully this illustrates the gerontocratic nature of American politics: the Ancient Umbrella is imbued with more experience simply because it existed longer.

It's pretty telling that the second part of the "Mamdani is a danger to Jewish new yorkers" pitch is always "so vote for sexual harasser shitbag Italian Catholic Andrew Cuomo" and not "so vote for Jewish Progressive Brad Lander"

Aaron Judge is a sicko someone call the Avengers to stop this dude holy mcdoodlebob