Hilarious AO3 tag of the day: “two trashfires one bed”

What’s with y’all and “fluttering” holes? In my experience, holes don’t flutter… they grip, and squeeze and push and gape and pull and suck and all sorts of wonderful, delicious things. But flutter? It’s a butthole not a butterfly!

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Blah blah svss royalty AU where the sect is the royal council or something where 1. All the sects are their own kingdoms/empires and 2. All the cqms peaks are like different kingdoms under one empire kinda but they lead like peak lords w leader and not like emperor and vassal states… So YQY is the

I should write some ShenWei one shots, and not just bc Shen Jiu x Wei Wingwei makes a ship name that’s another danmei character

ICE murdered a man in cold blood in broad daylight on a city street today. If that's what they're doing where all eyes can see them then I can only imagine what they're doing behind closed doors to the people they abduct. Lets do everything we can to get them out of there

Mxtx karaoke drabble: He Xuan, with Hua Cheng and Yin Yu: IT’S A QUARTER AFTER ONE, I’M A LITTLE DRUNK AND I NEED YOU NOW Followed by the mdzs juniors, backing up Jin Ling singing Shania Twain’s “I feel like a woman” Then: MBJ getting up with LBH and doing an entire kpop song and dance routine

Bobby Hill is more chaotic than 90's film Pugsley

Qijiu canon divergence AU where they both lost their memories via their teenage qi deviations but when they meet again during the immortal alliance conference they feel inexplicably drawn to one another.

Me: i should update at least one of the 3 wips in my current rotation of writing in my head Also me: what if I just kept reading through all of the completed qijiu fics on AO3? Only got five pages of search results left

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It’s weird when ppl make LWJ talk like a caveman in fics but I think it’s funny when ppl write lqg using as few words as possible to the point that he barely uses nouns and only speaks in phrases rather than complete sentences.

Qijiu if they coullf communicate 1% better: YQY: Shen-shidi, did you try to kill LQG? SQQ: why do you think the worst of me? YQY: it’s okay if you do, just tell me first so I can cover it up. SQQ:… wtf YQY: I just want to support you 🥰

Labia is a sexy word, actually. But some of you cowards prefer “folds” which isn’t even anatomically accurate! A pussy is not an accordion 🪗

Cumplane no transmigration AU (platonic or not, idk) where Peerless Cucumber’s snarky comments on unsuspecting webnovels start going viral and he inadvertently launches the careers of seveal writers, starting with Airplane Shooting Towards the sky. Meanwhile, Peerless Cucumber becomes an anonymous

Svss dating show AU, a la The Boyfriend: throw all the peak lords in the same spce together where they can’t leave and make it a romance reality show. Bingzu is the producer, his bf SY bullied him into casting both SJ and YQY… after tracking down SJ (SY’s long lost secret brother who was idk ,

Trans qqq (and t4t qijiu) headcanon where Qing Jing peak doesn’t have a head disciple when SJ arrives bc QQQ was the original head disciple. But when she wanted to transition, shizun was a dickhead and threatened to kick her out of the peak so she said “fuck it” and went to Xian Su (sp). Only for

Idk why I headcannon QQQ w white hair (i do know— Beauty Ghost from Faraway Wanderers live action, and rhe baddest bitch from this other xianxia drama I watched that i forget the name of) but I am constantly confused as to why no one else ever depicts her w white hair lol

When your cat acts like she wants to cuddle and nap with you but she just walks on you a bit and then goes to eat food 😭

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You can tell when non-twins write twins because they are always so weird about it… like we just think of our twins as regular siblings y’all. The age dynamic is distinct, but we have just as varied and normal or dysfunctional relationships as everyone else w siblings

Possible hot take but I think YZY would approve of LWJ.

I think qqq pegging all the peak lords would fix them. Or make them worse, but not in a way that spells disaster for the entire peak. Part of my svss peak lords are a polycule agenda.

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Yes. Also thicccc 🥰😤😭❤️‍🔥

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Cn: genderbend More lesjiu thoughts… JiuQing exes. Like enemies to lovers to exes, but no outward change to their public dynamic. Lots of sapphic hate sex. And then when they finally stop haing exes sex, actually being close friends. And just for extra fun, they’ve both fucked SQH. Who would just

Cn: genderbend, qijiu + others maybe Something something SJ having a reputation as a loose woman instead of a womanizer. But she’s fucking gay and maybe a bit of a lesbian fuck boy about it… she knows her power as a mean woman. She might not be able to beat lqg in a fight, but she can subdue her

The inherent angst of qijiu secret dating… both of them wanting to be public but agreeing to secrecy for what they think is the other’s benefit

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If I had a nickle for every xianxia fanfic i read that insists on referring to the preferred writing utensils of cultivators as “quills” I’d inly have two nickles but I’d rather have 10¢ than my possibly irrational levels of annoyance. Like you don’t even need to know actual Chinese history to know

Cumplane cuddling: airplane does not gaf, so they end up with whatever SY rstionalizes as the least gay

Xuexiao cuddling: xy is front spoon. He must be held in his sleep and xxc is happy to do the holding, regardless of position.

Liu jiu cuddling: someone is in a headlock or thighlock

Jk I’m cuddle posting! First up: Qijiu cuddles. Yqy would be there for literally any contact, while SJ would need to be holding yqy in some way. Hands on tiddy, hands on butt, leg over tje hip, gripping him with any and all body parts

Maybe i didn’t need to add that much rum to the coquito but oh well! Either i’ll knock the fuck out or unhinged horny post

YQY’s tiddied vs immortal binding cable: who would win in a fight?

Cang Qiong Bitch Club (no relation to Yarichin, idk what happens in that). Which is composed of the bitchiest peak lords and disciples of the Qing generation. Co-chaired by QQQ and SQQ (SJ). In public they are enemies. Behind closed doors, they are atill enemies but with degree of comradery via

I think SQH should get to at least makeout with all the buff peak lords and the cold and aloof peak lords. So at least: YQY, LQG, WQW and SQQ (SJ and/or SY)

New crack/crossover ship: Mu Qingfang x Lan Qiren. No top, no bottom they are sides. Equal opportunity frottage.

My cat is so ridiculous. She followed me to the bathroom, as she is wont to do, and proceeded to get in her bathroom litter box and dig around. But she saw me leaving before she did anything more and promptly left the litter box to go with me into the living room and go use the box in there instead.

Got my my starry night bat satchel and slidy pins (“overwhelm” for my partner and “spoons” for me) last week and the quality is SO good! From materials to the intentional design, i love my purchased SO much.

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My cat is generally not very food motivated but damn does she like to lick my breakfast. Luckily she likes cuddles more than butter, or in today’s case chili oil, Furikake w bonito flakes and pork sung.