I wanna live in a giant hamster ball

Hail Apollon

I can't stop stimming "dirty fucking filthy butthole"

WAWAWAWAWA (in an autistic high pitch noise)

I GOT A 99 OUT OF 100 ON MY ART HISTORY FINAL

I wanna become so esoteric that a whole team of priests is required to translate wtf im saying out of mutters and gibberish

*sneeze*

*cough*

Do you ever look at someone sitting and think in your head "you gotta be a fucking massive bag of jellybeans expertly shaped to resemble a human"

Gloves are a type of shoe for your hands.

I feel like spaghetti would make a great wig

I wish i could morph into a slice of cheese pizza.

Archaeologists have rediscovered the ancient city of Imet in Egypt’s eastern Nile Delta. They exposed 2,500 year old mudbrick “tower houses” that rose several stories above the fields. www.earth.com/news/archaeo...

they're so close now, the last day left!! www.gofundme.com/f/save-the-l...

I really want one of those fuckass goofy goober sundaes from spongebob

I have to say a quick protection incantation real quick before enjoying this krabby patty whopper from buger king because squidward cursed all crabby patty enjoyers to an early grave

Sometimes my stims are random as fuck, i cant stop stimming "11:32" in an irish accent

Sure, i may be insane but...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Praise and adoration be to all the holy gods

My tolerance for disrespect and bullshit lessons every single day

I wish i could learn from this master

They extended the deadline until Thursday! So will I

I will be doing a ritual of choice to anyone who can show me they have donated 100$ or more to stop the Leland building from shutting down ONLY TONIGHT. gofund.me/05002ab7c

Never kill yourself Michigan weed, you're too sexy

omg please keep sharing!! they're almost there compared to just yesterday 🙏 help save iconic Detroit nightlife from being destroyed and gemtrified further tr.ee/_QIn_pQPLR

Me when theres cheesecake at the function

hot bitches love fries

recently been falling down a rabbithole of ancient magic orbs and theurgic iynges

youtu.be/5EDYE3jDgIA?... As a worshipper of king asmoday this is the type of carol i will be singing this Christmas

I always find it funny when people try to convert me because as someone who is the most pagany pagan to ever pagan its like you're going to the anti-christ. I am that satan you speak of, boo bitch.

Me fr

May all of my enemies be trampled under feet and be eternally bound toward suffering 😌

on top of my cats surgery used what money i could, still owe that, plus i don’t have money to get animal food, litter, bar soap ( for showering) or even food or gas etc so im pretty much wanna just end it

Id rather be hated and interesting than loved and boring

I feel like im never gonna be loved by anyone and i hate talking about this because i hate pity and people can't change the way i look or how im liked but i don't know how else to feel. Im stuck in limbo of desiring love, being scared of it and also not wanting it.

My demonically possessed ass the second i hear that my pizza has arrived

Freja is eating again!!

Tonight was a very bad night.

When im in a hot tub i feel like a giant is cooking me in a big pot of stew

Unfinished statue of Djoser (GEM 45932)

Being a demonic pagan whore in the bible belt of America feels so interesting

Meow