Crazy that I've been in front of TWO pie catapults now

I am being DEMOLISHED by this image

Better learn to hold still or you're gonna walk away smelling different

Welp got to use the bolt cutters tonight

Let's see that again in slow motion

and, surprisingly enough, I am in fact also...dunk.

I'm in a chattin mood! Ask me dumb blushy questions :3 ngl.link/sloppyskunk

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That only makes me want to kiss them MORE

Oh man I wanna build a rubber kangaroo outfit around these so bad

I'm on a trip with a shared rooming situation and I won't be able to get off for a while. Just peeking at my AD notifications this morning and seeing everyone sharing my last picture was enough to drive me wild. It's gonna be a tough week 🥵

"nah, I don't want to make things weird for the diaper kissing guy" - a real anxiety thought I had this weekend

...and did you know that losing that dice roll can have humiliating outfit consequences for your local skunk? See you on the con floor, I guess 🫣

Did you know sending the dice emoji on telegram will actually roll a d6?

The merit badge for this one is also very cute

Had a good time at the wam furs meet and greet! Always excited to meet people into my very specific interests

I had a good time skunkin it up!! ...And showing everyone the very fierce lion I captured that definitely wasn't @rusty.corgi.social in a cheap embarrassing Halloween costume with whiskers drawn on his face in permanent marker

Commencing the time honored tradition of getting into fursuit really slowly

Piggin' out 🐷

Doing a little resting but should come out a bit later for the rubber furs panel, possibly in an embarrassing outfit!

Checking out baby jeopardy with baby rustles

Put an ndef record on my bfc badge lol

I'm at BFC! I have a bit of a headache so I'm laying down for now. But if you want to say hello please let me know!!

I'm taking baby @vanillahusky.bsky.social and baby @rusty.corgi.social to @babyfurcon.com this week! Anyone I know gonna be there?

Okay so this is flirting, actually

Honestly I'll be wearing this with my normal outfit

they dunked me even though im not a skunk! 😠

can't dunk me because i'm not a skunk so im safe up here :)

Wait oh crap I'M skunk

It's a good thing there's no skunks around or they might be in a real predicament #skunkapalooza

New ambient screensaver just dropped #skunkapalooza

I made bad parenting decisions #skunkapalooza

My little bundle of joy #skunkapalooza

I guess they didn't like my jokes, so the circus found another way for me to uh... entertain folks. 🥴 Delightfully sloppy and humiliating piece by @pawgyle.bsky.social 🦨🥧

Finished in the eleventh hour, as these things so often are. Happy #skunkapalooza

Remember when I gave a messy kangaroo a taste of his own shaving cream?

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what if two toons were stuck in a pillory next to each other with the stipulation that whoever got hit by less pies "lost" and got subjected to something even more embarrassing, so you had two stooges desperately begging to be the target of a laughing crowd with infinite pastry at their disposal

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I rolled around in the mud too much with my collar on so it had to get taken off to be cleaned and dried off and now I feel naked .w.

And I'll be holding his leash! Come say hi!

It's kind of a blur, but I'm told I was a very VERY good pig.

Been a long couple weeks. Gonna just be a pig for a few days if that's okay with you. Oink!

Fired a tomato cannon at someone with a suspiciously furry banner at open sauce this weekend and like... I've gotta secretly be in a telegram group with that guy right?

You see someone else wearing this at the con and music immediately starts playing in the distance: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fupf...

Can't sleep so spending my energy on coming up with #skunkapaloooza pranks to play on baby @rusty.cubhub.social

Costume TF lore rule 44b; if the costume stinks, the resulting character will be a stinky idiot. I wonder if @duster.bsky.social knew that going in?

Part time clown WIP

THERE WERE SO MANY MORE LAYERS THAN I THOUGHT HE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE A MAGICIAN I CLAPPED

@crinklepuppy.bsky.social is wearing locking plastic pants AND a segufix diaper cover and I will henceforth be referring to him as the Harry Houdini of wetting his pants