≈ 80 years overdue, allowing for initial insemination Clearly his mom *didn't* "just say no" that fateful day / night. So sad!🤣🤣🤣 I would prefer that he not be here in 10 days, please.

YEEHAW! YAHOO! If it's OK for #ICE to storm embassies now, then it must be OK for #Canadians to storm the #US embassy & consulates in #Canada. They are located at: #Halifax #Montréal #QuébecCity #Ottawa #Toronto #Winnipeg #Calgary & #Vancouver Lets go boys! 🔥YEEHAW! www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...

G'day, eh... Hazards of winter road trips in the #GreatWhiteNorth, eh,hosers 🎵 #CooLooCooCooCooCooCooCoo 🎵

More archived #DailyDeer... Good thing I couldn't be bothered deleting these, eh? Not a single (deer) camera trigger all day yesterday. The only captures were of me shoveling and a dog wandering down the deer trail in the brush at the back.

1/2 Just some early morning goodies to get your day started on the right foot. Whatever happened to the days when the #Internet was a happy, friendly place to explore à la #GeoCities & #Google was actually the white-hat good guy & not the monolithic black-hat www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...

Well that will certainly keep people from outside the #USA from visiting the US portion of the games at least. The biggest threat to human life in the US today is #ICE / #CBP. The US has become a #Trump -defined #shithole country and more dangerous to travel to than #Iran

Following up on #Trump #induction into #US #army #ELLE Magazine pays impromptu visit to induction office to check out #DozyDon 's tighty whiteys fashion statement, saying, "Why... they're as old-fashioned as #groceries, ROFLMFAO!" Seems his lost-in-the-mail 1964 induction notice finally arrived.

#BREAKING #EXCLUSIVE #MADmagazine covers story! DONALD TRUMP SERVED WITH DRAFT NOTICE MISSING IN MAIL SINCE 1964! REQUIRED TO APPEAR AT ARLINGTON SELECTIVE SERVICES BOARD! DADDY DEAD - CAN'T BUY DEFERMENT! Seen below #DonaldTrump on Group W bench waiting for psych exam.👇 More to follow!

1/2 After listening to his interview on #CBC #TheCurrent I went out and bought his book the same day. Excellent, thought-provoking book! Have YOU got YOURS yet? www.cbc.ca/listen/live-... In Cree👇 www.cbc.ca/listen/live-...

Well, look at that! I came across a cuppla #DailyDeer trail cam captures from last night. Forgot that I downloaded them from the cam to the phone to a flash drive. Go figger, eh?

#BearSpray Variations thereof: available to anyone at any outdoor outfitter store #ComePrepared

On the other hand if you *do*..... Either way, you #CantWin www.forbes.com/sites/zakdof...

No #DailyDeer activity at all overnight, so here's something from the archives: almost 3 weeks old.

1/2 @billgates.bsky.social Oh, Billy, Billy, Billy! Why is it you can *never* make a decent platform? Well, OK, W7 was great, but the rest all suck. @threatintel.microsoft.com @developer.microsoft.com @microsoft.com www.forbes.com/sites/zakdof...

It seems to me that uttering threats and extortion are both criminal offenses in both Canada and the US. He's the world's greatest ventriloquist; he can talk out of his arse while having his head up it at the same time. Share your feeling with the US embassy in Ottawa email: [email protected]

The thing of it is, is that like spousal abuse, the abused can *never* be sure that it won't happen again There will never be complete trust again, especially after a long history of the USA lusting after Greenland & Canada. A change of regimes doesn't necessarily guarantee global safety from the US

#DHS #ICE Basic Training Handbook / HSI HB 20-02 / January 20, 2026 ADDENDUM: 666DJT _ The Trump Doctrine: "All members are required to withhold fire until AFTER the skell is on the ground and helpless, and then fire at will. Always remember that a cell phone IS ALWAYS a personal firearm."

#stupidity is a slippery slope and you're on thin #ICE 🤣🤣🤣when you're as stupid as #Noem & #Bovino

#DailyDeer basking in the sun

#BREAKING TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME found to be highly contagious, but fortunately limited *only* to #Republicans Close contact with infected persons can lead to terminal, end-stage stupidity, as seen with #Bovino & #Noem who can no longer tell the difference between a cell phone & 9mm handgun #DUH

#DailyDeer "🎵Was a sunny day Not a 🎶cloud was in the sky Not a 🎼negative word was heard🎵..." (Was a Sunny Day - Paul Simon - 1973)

I could almost believe that's true. After all, for #Americans, school shootings is sort of a national sport, like baseball, and much like game farms... killing their prey in confined areas.

🤣🤣🤣Oh, wow, man...Dave's not here! Munchies and Rrrrooooaaaad trrrriiiiiip! Does *anyone* *ever* drive the speed limit in NE ON? 90kph is parking speed

When asked to comment on the recent #ICE #homicides in #Minneapolis, Krusty Gnome stated that, "You'll notice that #school #shootings are down. That's because, to quote BB King's song, "The thrill is gone." We've moved on to more challenging prey - helpless adults rather than captive children, lol."

That #boycott should also include *all* #FIFA merch as well as attendance at the games... a complete and total blackout / block-out of the games.

To quote #DonnyDouchebag, so sad... that the people responsible for the safety of the citizens of the #USA are so stupid that they (Krusty Gnome and Gag Bovine) can't tell the difference between a firearm and a cell phone. Terrifying to be an #American these days. I'm glad I live elsewhere.

#BREAKING #UN #NATO #OPEC #OAS #CubScouts #BoyScouts #Brownies #GirlGuides #MADmagazine DECLARE NEW 2026 #AxisOfEvil

#BREAKING #GOP ANNOUNCES NEW INTRO SONG FOR #ColosomyBagDonny #Trump "Running Scared" (Roy Orbison - 1962) cuz #DonnyDumbass is "so afraid" of, and of running into Carney 🎼Just runnin' scared each 🎶place I go So afraid 🎵that he ( #MarkCarney) might show🎵... youtu.be/GePCrb8W13o?...

#DailyDeer - from the archives (18 days ago), when the temperatures were reasonable and didn't kill the cam batteries Had to bring the cams in for a few days to thaw out the batteries and USB recharge.

1/3 #BREAKING #ICE southern #cracker boys defeated by ice, forced to leave Minneapolis by Ma Nature 🤣🤣🤣 youtu.be/iUODdPpnxcA?...

#DiaperDon #Trump is still so pissed with #France for telling him to #FuckOff with his Bored With Peace Club that he's issued an #ExecutiveOrder to tear down the Statue of Liberty and replace it with a Statue of #DonnyDumbAss. Scale model shown below can be seen in his Offal Office.👇

"fuck off Trump!!" would be an understatement after the last week. There are no words adequate enough to express my loathing of that vile, disgusting, putrid, pissant puke.

#Americans can't seem to get it into their heads that travel to the #USA is a dangerous as it would be to any of #Trump 's so-called "shithole countries." I'd feel safer in #China than I would in the USA.

1/2 I've never before used this word on any social media platform, but Trump is a cowardly, slimy #cocksucker This fat baby-shit-yellow #prick was too cowardly to serve in the #military himself, but accuses (now soon-to-be former) allies of cowardice. #FuckYou #Trump www.cnn.com/2026/01/23/w...

My deepest sympathies and heartfelt condolences to the people of the #USA. I have to assume that Americans *actually* recognise #Trump to be their president as the gov. has *not* been overthrown. So sad. Their alleged president has no idea of what he says and continually contradicts himself. #SoSad

1/2 So... #ScottBessent thinks #Alberta would be a "natural fit" for the #USA while encouraging Alberta to separate from #Canada, does he? Just goes to show that Bessent isn't capable of thinking coherent thoughts. Albertans are smart enough to know that they would be worse off as an #American sate.

1/2 A tad chilly last night, and that was @ only <2000h As you can see from the glitching, the cold was killing the charge, and it got a lot cooler after that.

Glad to see that the #DailyDeer appreciate the path that I cleared to garage, sauna & composter

#DailyDeer Welcome to Auberge EmJay, the #caravanserai of #NorthBay, #Ontario, #Canada

🎼All is calm,🎵 all is bright🎶 Sleep in 🎼heavenly peace🎵... Not sure why the cam didn't capture it, but around this time I saw the fawn nursing, and later, the Mom bathing the fawn as it lay where you see it here.

...and now a re-BUTT-al commentary post by #DozyDon #Trump on #Canadian #PrimeMinister #MarkCarney 's speech while at #Davos #Switzerland #DonnyDouchebag #trump rescinds Carney's invitation to join #DonnyDirtbag 's "club." Res ipsa loquitur👇

#NightlyDeer - 🎼away, but neither🎵a manger nor crib🎶for a bed🎼 Kind of a sad statement of affairs that the deer can sleep in the open, more peacefully in my back yard, free from the fear of being shot, than the citizens of #Minneapolis #FuckTrump

#BREAKING #WomensWearDaily #PoutingDon #Trump last seen throwing a tantrum because he says Prime Minister Mark Carney was mean to him. Crying, kicking and screaming, he was quoted screaming that PM "Carney can't join MY Bored With Peace Club, so there! Nyaaa nyaaaa nyaaaa, meanie boo boo!"

1/2 Military on alert to invade Minneapolis you say, #PissantPOTUS #Trump ? Here's another #PSA for you

We interrupt regularly scheduled posting to bring you this #PSA from Doug Ford. This is the anti- #tariff ad the #DozyDon #Trump loves to hate so much, so this is especially for him...

Some relatively recent archives of #DailyDeer - night shift

Everyone seems to be posting pics of food, either made at home or when dining out / ordering in, so here's my submission: The Shit Sandwich from #GrumpyFuckersCoffeeShop, 253 Gunt Street, Cardiff, Wales Their motto is #EatShit (sandwiches.)

One can only hope...

Much too upbeat and light to be #ICE 's theme song, but reminds me of the "Group W Bench" segment of Arlo Guthrie's "Alice's Restaurant."

FUCK! I hate @microsoft.com Dya hear me @billgates.bsky.social ? Time to dump #Windows far a #Mac I'll bite the bullet and pay the extra $$$ for something better than Windows. The *only* decent Windows platform was 7. www.forbes.com/sites/zakdof...