Scott Dikkers
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🦹‍♂️ Comedy Supervillain 📕 The Onion Story (Oct 28, 2025)
Trump Wears Right Side of Face At Half Mast To Honor Charlie Kirk
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BenBella Books
4 months ago
Exciting news 🎉 — THE ONION STORY (coming 10/28!) by
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add a skeleton here at some point
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When they came for the immigrants I said nothing. When they came for the trans people I said nothing. Pretty sure they’ll never come for me. Not aware of any poem on this.
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“james adomian”
12 months ago
Elon Musk audio book from 2018, long before he was unelected as shadow president!
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God
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Thou shalt not kill. Unless you’re a superpower, or a billionaire, or a health insurance company that’s bribed all of Congress. Then you get to do whatever you want, apparently.
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This doesn’t make sense: you need a license to fish but you don’t need a fish to be a parent.
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The last thing I would expect to promote healing in the body is antibodies
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He’s devoted, loves everything about you, and sticks with you no matter what. You don’t meet many people like that. Hold onto that stalker.
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”Visualize whirled peas” is a funny bumper sticker, but nobody will be laughing if there’s a turd whirled whore.
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Birdwatchers are just bird perverts.
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Why the shocked laughter when the champagne spills after the cork pops? That's what it does. Relax.
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Our cleanest, quietest, and most beautifully manicured neighborhoods are reserved for dead people
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I got stuck with human-maintenance duty again today
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What are you supposed to do with your arms? They just hang there.
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The funny thing about anti-humor is that it’s not funny.
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My diet is primarily weeds, garnishes, and nuisance plants.
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Reaction of first hominid to heat dried corn: 1. Shocked disbelief 2. Must be evil spirits 3. Needs butter
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Working on one of those “cute baby animals” books. Need a heartwarming story about maggots.
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I resent having to eat.
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