Did anyone notice, when LyinLPettyShit was rambling at the UN the other day, was it just non-English speakers who were provided translations or were English-speaking reps also given the courtesy of having someone to tell them WTF he was talking about?

Kimmel returning to Sinclair stations tonight!

Who will she have on in a few weeks when this indictment falls apart and a judge tells the regime that there is no 'there' there?

In keeping with the MAGAt goal of killing us all, yet another non-doctor offers her medical opinion...

I'm guessing someone said something about Felon47's cabinet that offended him, so now, to retaliate, he has put a 50% tariff on cabinets.

Comey could well be the reason Hillary Clinton got beat by Chump in 2016. #Felon47 should be kissing his ass, not trying to lock him up.

It's always entertaining when #Blondi, #Felon47 & other members of the regime say with a straight face "No one is above the law." I keep waiting for the asterisk. *. ...*except for Trump & anyone he wants to make above the law.

ICE whines they can't show their faces because they could get doxed (you know, like Charlie Kirk did to people). So this asshole does this:

Here we go. Using our money to buy the farmers' votes. Again.

Why is it when a detainee ends up dead or missing, the US Government (particularly ICE & DHS) seems unable to identify them?

Think how much lower grocery prices could be if #Felon47 & his evil elves spent their time doing what they promised instead of trying to keep the Epstein files under wraps.

Now #Felon47 says he may resort to further legal action to get Kimmel back off the air. What he means is that he he may resort to further ILLEGAL action to get Kimmel back off the air.

Dear World,

THIS is what Dr. Oz should have whispered to him.

Surely flags will be lowered to half-staff, right, #Donny?

I must say, this is an administration with a great sense of humor. Whenever we misunderstand something (OUR BAD!) we can always count on them to explain how funny they actually were being. We need to work on perfecting our sense of humor!

It must be humiliating to be in a position where your first impulse is to kiss your boss's ass at all cost, and to blame anyone else as your kneejerk reaction

After #NostraDumbAss rambling at the UN, while I don't think he deserves a Nobel Prize (as he AGAIN suggested) I think he is eminently qualified for an Article 25.

Don't you love Donny's question: "Why would they want someone back who does so poorly?" Isn't that what the rest of the world says about Felon47's reelection?

You can count on MAGAts at any level to be pathetic snowflakes.

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Would SOMEONE PLEASE run the headline: Trump Stuck on Stalled Escalator ???

MAGAts just can't help desecrating the flag in the name of patriotism.

Don't believe #LyinKing's version of the stalled escalator. Malaria's stair had moved 1 step & he had 1 foot on. Good thing Malaria was in front of him & started walking up the steps or he'd still be trapped on the escalator. Only #CrybabyDon can turn himself into the victim of a stalled escalator.

Is it just me or do MAGAts worry about the wrong things?

Some of us do.

If ANTIFA was a real organization, wouldn't there be some fat guy in a blue hat sending us emails every day trying to sell us shit made in China?

It's nice the way #DementiaDon has taken it upon himself to boil down all that complicated medical-speak into something that makes even a second grader say "WTF?"

Please tell me people are smart enough NOT to get their medical advice from Dementia Patient #1

Didja hear? #DementedDon has signed an EO saying ANTIFAscists are a domestic terrorist "organization." What must he think of the FAscists whom we oppose?

I hope Tylenol sues his orange ass.

Why does the Chump regime always need a boogeyman? Maybe they should just let the scientists and doctors figure things out.

They DO have a talent for performative grief. Chump is thinking, "Ya got the shot? Have you got it? Should I grab her?"

I'm doing a eulogy on Saturday & I am actually going to be honoring my cousin without deifying him with hate, because he lived his life with humor, empathy, wit and generosity, and suggesting otherwise would smear his memory. Can't really use yesterday's show an much of an example.

ABC is bringing Kimmel back!

Reporters need to stop covering the White House Press briefings as long as #BullshitBarbie does nothing but lie. Why give her the platform?

#Felon47's "threat" that "bad things are going to happen" if Bagram AFB (the one Chump gave back to the Afghans via a treaty) isn't returned to us, smacks (as usual) of a playground bully's "Oh yeah?!" taunt. He has no idea what he will do & hopes his "threat" will suffice.

Megyn Kelly showing her true MAGA 'I-don't-give-a-shit-about-law-and-order' colors by refusing to admit that Homan should be prosecuted for bribery, saying he is a 'national treasure.' 🤢 I guess she feels the entire regime is above the law.