Did the crooked treasonous MFer actually steal the Resolute Desk?

The #Felon47 regime will never address the problems of inflation, affordability or healthcare because HE doesn't think they are problems. His means of addressing these issues are to have his minions assert they are not problems, or if they are - it's Biden's fault.

HEADLINE: Republicans demand tougher abortion restrictions to extend Obamacare funds It figures. Any opportunity to deny women (especially poor women) access to health care.

Another mystery surrounding the Louvre heist has been solved

Here's a little gem tucked into the spending package: a provision to allow 8 MAGAt Senators to sue the government (and taxpayers) for $500K over their phone records being seized during Jack Smith's investigation. It is conveniently retroactive to 2022.

Boy, the day after the election #Grandpa was all about AFFORDABILITY. It was his new favorite word. He's really TACOd on it in record time. Now it's a "con job."

Great News! The #LieATollah says there is no affordability crisis in this country. I guess he must have fixed it golfing in FL over the weekend.

Leave it to the Democrats to manage to look like the bad guys after 40 days of having the nation convinced it was the MAGAts who were the assholes.

We know he WANTS to let her out but will #Felon47 have the courage to take more Epstein flak by letting her go?

That about sums it up...

#DementiaDon says most Americans will be getting at least a $2000 "tariff dividend." So he is giving us back our own money so that we can afford a couple of months of health insurance and groceries?

The Gospel of Professional Christian Mike Johnson:

I think #Felon47 sits in meetings, sleeping half the time, hears someone throw out a number, and decides THIS is what the number was referring to. And he likes the narrative, so he keeps using it, and no one bothers to tell him he is wrong. Because they are all cowards.

Another Jan 6 terrorist pardoned by #Felon47 has been nabbed for kidnapping & sexual assault. How many does this make? What will the regime say when one of these terrorists that Donny freed goes out and kills a cop or two?

Poor dear. Should someone tell her that he didn't know who she was & completely forgot he met with her 5 minutes after she left?

I wonder who #DementiaDon thinks the money goes to when people buy their "own" insurance instead of going through the ACA & having it go to insurance companies?

#Felon47 has returned his focus to exacting revenge on Abrego Garcia, and is trying once again to deport him. I can't wait to hear him explain how that relates to 'affordability' now that that is his new favorite word.

Seriously? He has no idea how insurance works or how to govern. I’ll never get over 77 million people thinking a man this incompetent belongs anywhere near the Oval Office.

You can't say #Felon47 is making everyone's life more difficult. Ghislaine Maxwell says things are much better for her now that she is in a country club prison.

#Felon47 thought his AI following No Kings Day was so clever.

Maybe he needs more 'Executive Time' and less time spent on the Epstein Ballroom, trashing up the West Wing, and tearing down the East Wing.

Think how efficient it will be if we just ground everything!

This guy is guaranteed to say something stupid every time you put a mic in his face.

Do you think #Felon47 actually has any real friends? I'm talking people who will call him after a bad day just to shoot the shit. People who have his back because they like him. People who enjoy his company & trust him with a secret. Friends in the "normal person" sense.

I'm not a Hochul fan, but I don't think NY has to worry about Stefanik winning the governor's race, as long as the stench of #Felon47 stays with her.

I wonder if he'll have to pay her to show up for the ceremony?

HEADLINE: Trump pardons former Tennessee House speaker and aide who were convicted on federal corruption charges Every pardon tells a story, doesn't it?

Kudos to the photog for getting that shot as the press was being waved out of the room. But to that point, #DementiaDon HAD to have seen the press leaving. He seems to be expecting questions, but who did he think was going to ask them?

You just know, that 10 years from now, every "award" that #PedoFuhrer doled out will have an asterisk next to it in the annals of history.

Sandwich guy acquitted. ICE: 0 Good Guy: 1

Oh boy! Thanks to #PedoFuhrer, Thanksgiving Dinner will be cheaper this year! But, gosh. This year's list seems to be a bit shorter than last year's. That's a real head-scratcher.

#TrumpsLittleJohnson continues his streak of completely bullshit remarks every day.

Since #LargeMarge is in such a collegial and cooperative mood lately, could someone ask her about the bombs she placed on Jan 5?

The fact that #Felon47 wants to end the filibuster and Senate MAGAts say 'no way,' tells you that FDT is only interested in someone else cleaning up his mess and that he does not understand how the Senate works.

HEADLINE: Trump touts the 'golden age' of his economic agenda a day after heavy GOP election losses Given how he has trashed the Oval Office and considering what the renderings are for the Epstein Ballroom, the term "golden age" seems a a bit tone deaf.

Grandpa passed this cognitive test. He correctly identified RepubliQans getting their asses kicked by Democrats.

Now he thinks communism was a thing 1000 years ago.

Sounds like #Grandpa is telegraphing that he plans to be a real dick to NYC.

Spelled right, so probably satire.

When's he going to show us his concepts of a plan for health care?

you are missing incredible things on X

Gotta say this for the guy - he DID pass last night's cognitive test. He DID figure out that MAGAts got their asses handed to them

#Felon47 and the rest of the MAGAts are blaming everyone but themselves for last night's losses. WAY TO OWN IT! DON'T CHANGE A THING BETWEEN NOW & THE MIDTERMS!

Gee, I'm sure the Democrats don't stand a chance tonight, what with #DementedDonny's numbers being as high as he says they are. 😂😂 I'm sure it will be an interesting explanation. Lemme guess: IT WAS RIGGGED.

This is how a real President is supposed to act

If tonight turns out to be a blue wave and voters say they are voting AGAINST the #OrangeAss, might that light a fire under MAGAts in Congress who realize THEY could be the next ones out the door if they cling to a sinking ship?