dead politicians update! ronald reagan is still dead. this has been another dead politicians update!

me watching the Patriots fuckin' LOSE

The guy who "only watches the Superbowl for the ads" right now:

I'm playing on a completely new map this weekend! Live now. www.twitch.tv/bluethevideo...

God he's so fuckable

what the FUCK

man two of my closest friends LOVE overwatch, so yesterday was like christmas for them. I wish I could still care about it.

today's hockey game was a bullshit waste of time btw. I'm glad the olympics break is here because I need a break from pro sports.

The thing about Overwatch 2 becoming just Overwatch again is that it won't be Overwatch, it will still be Overwatch 2.

I'm trying to think of what my favorite Action League NOW! moment was. I'm torn between the wagon full of dishes being rolled off a cliff and the time they rolled a thanksgiving turkey out into the street on a skateboard to be run over by a car.

listen, I know the whole charm of 2b2t was "no rules," but if the only thing you do with "no rules" is build swatikas and say the N word, it's pretty fuckin' uncreative and you won't get any sympathy form anyone when your stupid shit-hole server get shit-canned

homestuck rules

It's not all that hard to imagine why Unown never come up. It's because it's an objectively dogshit pokemon. It has no move pool. It has 28 forms and they all do the same thing. It was designed to be filler in alphabet soup.

I'm still living in the high that was last night's hockey game. That shit felt like a playoff game.

Helldivers fans are eating good tonight. Looks like a new story arc is about to begin, and they're letting us drive tanks now.

groundhog day means nothing in michigan. winter drags on through february and march whether you like it or not.

I am so tired of driving home in dogshit road conditions, sharing the highway with imbecile SUV/Pickup drivers who think they're hot shit and can drive 80mph in unsalted slush

you start to understand why people love Homestuck so much around the time the trolls show up. And then you get to Cascade and it knocks your socks off. No wonder people were obsessed with this back in the day.

these randomly generated spambot names are getting out of hand

Tonight we will be turning this splotch into a Rollercoaster Tycoon scenario, then playing it in server multiplayer! www.twitch.tv/bluethevideo...

I want to punch this anon in the dick NOBODY celebrated the death of Flash. It was mourned bitterly. Nobody could save it, not even Newgrounds. The day Flash died was the end of a great era of internet history.

"bloody nose because horny" is the stupidest, most uncreative way to draw/animate a character reacting with lust. What happened to characters twisting into pretzels, blushing, having steam whistles go off, and cool shit like that? Instead everything now is just BLOOD GEYSER FROM NOSE BECAUSE TITTYS

Ever see what YouTube suggests to you if you're not signed in? It's the most braindead slop you can imaging. Mr Beast, AI generated shorts, women in bathing suits....

I don't care that it's the coldest part of winter. I was grilling like it's the 4th of July

Alright cool. Everything works. Let's play some Helldivers! www.twitch.tv/bluethevideo...

I don't know who this is, but I'm pretty sure he has 10 goals and 23 assists this season in the NHL

A little after 8pm, I want to give streaming Helldivers 2 another try. I think I fixed the crash issue.

They put the "Frieren Looking Up" pose into the last episode pf Frieren and it was really cute.

HERE COMES OLD MAN WINTER'S COCK

The Red Wings outshot Toronto 6-0 in overtime. Complete domination.

I'm pretty sure I saw Seider steal his lunch money.

FINAL #LGRW

Mo Seider Goes Cow Tipping #LGRW

I like going to the dentist because it means a nice lady will touch my face

This guy has been here for almost an hour and he's still tired. Yeah, dude. Me too.

Dangerously cheesy. www.twitch.tv/bluethevideo...

seems borderline cannibalistic to me

I just got the JD power and associates award for sucking and fucking

Can we all just agree that we neither know nor give a shit about what JD Power thinks is good I don't know what JD power is. You've never told me. It just comes up randomly It's like when somebody tells me they got a Hugo award. What even is that? That's the worst name ever

I chose a terrible night to leave my gloves at home

News sites have become one with their own parodies. This is a real screenshot I just took while viewing a news article. The article has completely disappeared behind ads and pop-ups. It only took about 10 seconds. Where is my news? It's gone!

I'm reading Homestuck. This in-universe comic dunks on 2010s stoner culture so fucking hard. Holy shit I love Dave

I saw this magazine at the bookstore today. I wish I could have seen what kind of bullshit was written inside, but I was afraid of looking like a dweeb for reading the ChatGPT Magazine.

Undertale's worst fans had a backseating problem: they hated any playthrough that didn't fit into the geno/pacifist "route." Deltarune's worst fans have a backseating problem: they hate any playthrough that doesn't find every secret.

cowboy to cowboy communication