LET’S GOOOOOOO

The Detroit Pistons:

Oof laying in bed for 16 hours does a number on your back. I do not recommend

I mean literally this

Michigan is force feeding every Gramp in town with Golden Pours topped with Frosty White Suds. This is how it fucks us. Thread

Come on England Score some bloody goawls

YOOO I saw a meteor tonight!

I just wanna know why this company used Lois Griffin as their lust-provoking attention grabber? Just why?????

Online gambling is like someone jangling keys in your face while a pickpocket steals money right out of your wallet.

I want to change my display name on Steam, but how could I ever top the novelty name + armor combo that I have going in Helldivers 2?

I bought 1 domino's pizza a few months ago and it sucked. I get so many domino's ads now. I don't want your shitty pizza fuck off

THE NHL PLAYOFFS ARE THE BEST EVENT IN SPORTS AND IT'S A SHAME THE RED WINGS ARE NOT IN IT. IT'S NOT THE SAME WITHOUT THEM. HOCKEY PLAYOFFS WITHOUT DETROIT IS FUNDAMENTALLY WRONG. THEY BELONG IN THERE. IT'S HOLLOW WITHOUT DETROIT. IT IS UNACCEPTABLE. THIS CANNOT STAND. THE WORLD IS IN IMBALANCE.

And thus the Red Wings season ends, not with a bang, not even with a whimper, but with a loud wet fart.

FINAL #LGRW

If we all work together, we can make sure the World Cup is an absolutely embarrassing failure for the rich people who care about it.

tfw when you’re out of the playoffs but the season isn’t over

It's funny how every website has pissed me off to the point where I don't want to use them anymore. Facebook exists to spread rage bait. Twitter is owned by a clown. Newgrounds closed my favorite forum. Reddit is full of annoying assholes. Youtube is adware. I ought to get a fucking flip-phone.

McDonald's forgot to put 2 things in my bag on Saturday and it made me feel like such a punk bitch. Like yeah you forgot the fries, ok, but forgetting the nuggets? That's personal

Remember that time we celebrated the Pistons ending their long losing streak? What was that, 20 games? They've come a long way since.

How the fuck do you even get rid of a couch

These taste like soot

It's the first season ever for the Utah Mammoth and they're already doing some really cool stuff

pov: you're making history. you're working with the most advanced technology in the world. outlook still doesn't fucking work.

Guess which episode of Invincible I just watched while trying to eat spaghetti

🎶 Doooon’t stop believin #LGRW

man I heard everyone hyping up Dan Da Dan as THE next big anime and.... dude this is not it. They spend like 15 minutes every episode sexualizing the kids and then the action isn't even good. The only good thing to come out of it is the grandma character and even she has limited screen time

I work late, so I listen to a lot of sports on the radio. I have been doing it for years. Here's how I would rate every major sport based entirely on the listening experience.

FINAL #LGRW

I tried making spaghetti with a new sauce today and 1. It tasted bad 2. It smelled weird 3. It gave me the shits Three strikes, you're out buster. Never using that sauce brand again.

what would you dip potato wedges into? this is an urgent question, I have potato wedges right now and I have no idea what to dip them in

Japanese food enthusiasts taught me the phrase "cheese violence" to describe anything with an unnecessarily large amount of cheese. We live in a beautiful world.

I love an aircraft with canards

I had to stop watching Red Wings hockey because they were making me feel real life despair.

PWHL IN DETROIT

I'm happy to report that the "we want a team" chant came back for today's PWHL game in Detroit

@iczer.one got a new "it tastes" Alani Energy Drink Lime Slush flavor. It "tastes" like lime. It "tastes like lime." It "tastes" like "lime." I bet you could mix it with something and produce taste*

GOT ME THOSE GOOD HOT DOGS

The Detroit Tigers are on pace to score 6552 runs this season.

The robins are singing outside. Spring is officially here.

I also see lots of women on dating apps with Harry Potter mentioned in their profile. Hard pass, I'd like to date an adult please.

JK Rowling when she has a chance to cast a black man to play the biggest asshole character in her whole story:

My favorite thing about the old internet is Quotes Pages, where people keep track of funny things that happened in chat clients. This here is my favorite quote of all time. It's from Kali's Descent channel, and Vrooden was famous on there for typing monologues.

you ok ng?

The coolest thing about Pokopia is that it makes you appreciate Pokemon that were entirely overlooked before.

In order to fight despair, I made spaghetti tonight

the onion was cooking when they made up the phrase "prescription hamburgers." malignant american

I want to check out all of the new stuff in Helldivers 2. Let's jump in. www.twitch.tv/bluethevideo...

Today was so fucking good in Detroit.