You can tell Nintendo is delusional because they think people give a shit about the Virtual Boy.

This political cartoon was about the Dreyfus Affair, but you could very well caption it for pretty much any political issue of today and it's just as valid. People never change.

"Super" Mario Mario found dead in a plumbing pipe, authorities say he was caught by a calcium deposit and was unable to return before it was filled. Princess Toadstool commented: "What was he doing in there? We piss and shit in there. That's where piss and shit goes." What was he doing in there?"

Rollercoaster Tycoon stream! www.twitch.tv/bluethevideo...

TIGERS WIIIIIIIIIN

FINAL #Tigers

Solid 4 today

I know we all love this man, but make sure to genuinely carry his message in your heart: you can always reject a false premise. There are almost always more than two choices.

I wouldn't even name a bridge I made in Minecraft "grok" have some fucking self-respect

what the fuck kind of stupid name is Grok anyway? It's like naming your greatest creation Lork. Hey, here's my kid, Loogie. My dog's name is Blerp. Zitlop. Foquop. Grok. Blorp. Velp. Chromyu. Tlop. Go shit yourself, Elon.

I specifically told this website what I like when I signed up and the Discover page is still full of bullshit posts that I have no interest in

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The gif of the truck swerve from Open Season is so fucking funny man

Season 19 of Hell's Kitchen rules.

getting emotional about Dr. Stone S4.E23 after taking melatonin... holy shit what a good episode

Yeah, lemme order the pepperoni that fly in formation

BIGGEST SIGH OF RELIEF

"You'll be online tomorrow, right?"

Online casino ads are the stupidest shit ever. Every video slot machine looks like an internet banner ad from 1999 with flashing lights for babies and the DING DING DING DOLOLOLOOOO WOOOO WOOOOOO sounds designed to activate brain chemicals of repressed boomers who have never seen a videogame before.

[Phlegm voice] your pizza is ready... execute order 66

If you also consider the fact that online dating sucks mondo balls, this data means that pretty much nobody is dating anyone right now.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0gi... hockey is back HOCKEY IS BACK THANK GOD.

LIONS WIN LIONS WIN ON MONDAY NIGHT THE LIONS WIN

I refuse to let someone talk me into a Star Wars sequel trilogy redemption just because the new shit is somehow Even Worse.

FINAL #Tigers

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

I have been on a months-long Odyssey to fix a life problem that originated in me missing an important piece of mail in fucking March.

It's a good night to play some Helldivers 2. www.twitch.tv/bluethevideo...

Do you ever just look at your baseball team and get sad yeah me neither

She never gave up, man

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases

ok some modern technology is good I don't even need to download all of the Halo games on my new computer, I can just transfer them from the existing machine.

What would happen if you gave players infinite access to the most powerful missile in Descent 2 and then shoved them in a normal PVP level? I would like to introduce you to Nuclear Neptune, which I believe is the funniest gameplay video I have ever made. youtu.be/HrwBUXI1mz8?...

that poor Ditto is an orphan

just saw the most obnoxious online checkout ever. The "Add to cart" button would enlarge itself and bounce. So incredibly annoying that I was impressed.

I wonder if this is a real book or if it's just a joke. I want one for my bookshelf.

What would happen if you gave players infinite access to the most powerful missile in Descent 2 and then shoved them in a normal PVP level? I would like to introduce you to Nuclear Neptune, which I believe is the funniest gameplay video I have ever made. youtu.be/HrwBUXI1mz8?...

LMAO that's why Nintendo doesn't put prices in Directs. Everything costs $100

Here, have a wild mouse coaster.

I forgot to get a mouse, so my new co.puter has a cheapo Amazon mouse. It's like driving a Formula 1 race car with the steering wheel of a 1998 Honda Civic

I overheard some really, really strange co-worker discussions today.

The pelican bug in Helldivers 2 is quite funny

The 'SpongeBob SquarePants' episode ‘Band Geeks’ released 24 years ago today 🎸

Starting a new park for the weekend server (OpenRCT2) www.twitch.tv/bluethevideo...

>stock up on birdshot to shoot down billboard ad drones >the drones start advertising cheaper birdshot

I got so many mosquito bites on my legs over the weekend that I am considering the benefits of double amputation

I had a couple of meals recently that were so fucking good that they reawakened my love for cooking