LAPD when they think nobody is watching

Guys guys if you’ve been followibg Tiki’s progress in Tik Tok the new video is up GO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I like tik tok videos of dogs who were taken camping and are like “hell no I didn’t evolve from wolves just to go back to the woods”

I too would want to die if I had to meet JD Vance

imagine being such a bad catholic you kill the Pope

I am at a point where all I want to do is watch hobonichi planner videos on tik tok. What flavor of mental illness is this, garden variety depression or

I'm not kidding that any Dem who wants to run in 2028 should get out ahead of this and loudly say if El Salvador puts American citizens in Trump's gulag we'll fucking invade.

Just as Mike White foretold

Val Kilmer was great in many movies but this scene from The Saint has had me quoting him for decades

Corey Booker explaining the difference between Vaganova, Cecchetti and Balanchine methods

Men like Elon pay people to like them, so they assume others pay us to hate him.

I urge my fellow cis people to be visibly and explicitly pro-trans rights at this point in time. No ambiguity. No "you are safe with me". No safety pin. No "love is love" waffle. "Protect trans rights" and "protect trans kids". Direct messaging. A patch on your bag. A badge on your lapel.

As someone who hates American over dependence on cars I think it’s funny that a Republican president is raising their prices and Republicans are cool with it. Unexpected allies in my personal War on Cars

Welcome back, Empress Elisabeth

This is how your email finds me

I wish Pamela Anderson had broken through this awards cycle. I loved her work in Last Showgirl. Well deserved win for Mikey, though. She was a marvel.

Growing up in the 80s didn’t prepare me for the gringos kissing this much Russian ass. Turns out the Cold War was a war best won COLD whew

Gene Hackman… thanks for everything, man.

Oh man…

People saw their life-saving medications drop in price under Biden and still chose to vote for the guy that promised to get rid of brown people because dying in a white America was more important than living in a multiracial one.

Carly Simon really cooked with that “or the wife of a close friend” line

Parker Posey, the icon that you are

If Carrie Coon ends up being the murderer this season no she didn’t and you didn’t see anything actually she wasn’t even there

Joke’s on us when Elon gets the government to buy up all his ugly death traps with our tax money

Is it just me or did he wait for applause after saying this

REM exists but y’all stay safe ❤️

I do not want you to collaborate with fascists, no

Paging @kariebookish.bsky.social

I have become something stranger than a Disney adult: someone who is not interested in Disney content except for the travel planning aspect of the Orlando resorts. I don’t want to go but I want to know everything about them. Why is my brain so very broken.

Me watching the Chalamet Dylan content: no thanks. I am so tired of music biopics Me watching the Robbie Williams Monkey trailer: oh hell yeah is this going to be in Imax???

I think cis ppl misunderstand the danger people like JS pose. When the guy came for me, I had him blocked but bc he put me on blast, I got over 800 unique accounts sending me threats & suicide bait in *just a few hours*. The only thing that saved me was locking my account which you CAN'T DO HERE.

Work has been drying up for trans writers for years. Of course, part of this is bc work has been drying up for all journalists. However, with trans issues as the top priority of the Republican party there's a strong journalistic argument for increasing or maintaining that capacity.

Is Willem Dafoe judging me for turning off Hot Frosty 20 minutes in 😭

See also: guys who don’t realize a woman is making a well-crafted joke but assume they stumbled onto a funny while keysmashing

Me, ignoring the teetering tbr towers in every corner of my apartment: gotta buy and read every book in Jean Rhys’ bibliography

Would be great if elected democrats wouldn’t jump to take the damn bait every damn time

Biden shouldn’t have pardoned Hunter, he should have put Nate Silver in a Mission Impossible-style Hunter mask and thrown that guy in jail instead 😘

Do you need some serotonin? I need some serotonin. Here’s a Clumber Spaniel puppy fighting a door stop

Your’re talking to me during the Dog Show are you crazy? Don’t talk to me during the Toy Group!!!

Reading my grandmother’s recipes is like doing a technical challenge in Bake Off: her tocino del cielo starts with “make the almíbar” ah ok thanks

I was ready for Denzel to be amazing, I was not ready for the mastery he showed for wielding those robes! Like OK WERK

bloomfies do any of you have keratosis pilaris because mine is AWFUL on my arms and legs and idk how to help it nothing i’ve tried has worked so far

We got bombarded with “men’s loneliness epidemic” crap as a way to whitewash/excuse the violent misogyny building in this moment.

Her family has said Maria Pike was diagnosed with postpartum depression. Instead of helping her, police shot her baby and then her. Cops out here saying this tiny woman was armed and so scary they had to shoot a newborn in the head

I like to go to the Meet the Breeds event at the Javits Center and I make a beeline for the Clumbers. They are so adorable and soft. Their vibe is so chill, too

Gas station in Salamanca

Client: did you finish the design for our florist delivery van? Ad firm: sure did boss. Two ladybugs fucking just like you asked Client: what

I went to Cats with the intention of hating on it but when the cockroaches did a Busby Berkeley routine I accepted it for what it was: an absurdist piece that I vastly preferred to the Broadway version

Anyone else fallen down the “Jay Leno claims he fell down a hill next to a Hampton Inn trying to get wings but the missing fingernail screams he got beat up by the mob” rabbit hole or just me

Currently holding space for these lyrics