Friendsgiving potluck idea: Everyone brings a dish but it must be in a slow cooker and require no prep, and you plug it in when you arrive in the morning and have a kitchen full of slow cookers. The entire day is spent hanging out and then dishing out the food at dinner time with no cooking stress

I'm making a pot roast for Thanksgiving!

Christmas YCH I get with @itsrockyraccoon.bsky.social

This Cloudfare outage is wild, I have no idea how the ancient Mesopotamians would have dealt with this

Me: Wow Wendover, your YouTube videos always provide interesting information about a variety of unexceptional topics and subjects! What are you gonna discuss next time? Wendover: *thousand yard stare* ...storage units

I like Ben Franklin because he didn't do shit and all the other founding fathers were like "you know what you're going on the $100 bill". He just has a bunch of random quotes, he was literally just out there saying shit. Also he electrocuted himself with keys on kites and that's also kind of cool

This world series game has been an absolute butt clencher

MLB: How do we increase baseball viewership for younger people? Me: Maybe remove the paywall for regular season games and put them back on network TV like Sunday football games MLB: I think we need a 4th base

Me, after moving out of the house: Thank god, now I won't see any more house centipedes! The devious puppy girl kennel centipede:

I got a marketing email that referenced the 67 meme, so it's officially dead now

Rocky Tip: Include an occasional and random "yes siree bob" in conversations. This engages the listener with an unexpected confirmation of agreement while also providing an informal albeit comforting vocabulary which establishes warmth and trust.

We've entered baseball hell

I can't wait until the day I get into a car accident and the lawyers present my dashcam footage to the jury with the soundtrack of me singing along to Detachable Penis

Maximilian feels like a fake full name, like the first guy with the name Max was a cool guy and was asked, "that's a cool name, what's that short for?" and on the spot he was like "uhh, well max is cool, and a million is a cool number, it's uhh max-a-million?"

Begone AI furry bot Telegram ads!

Hot take: that burning dust smell that you smell when you turn on the gas-powered central heating is good actually

Today's my birthday! 🎉 You're all required to take today off of work to celebrate

Rewatching the movie Mission To Mars (2000) to see how accurate the future was predicted, five minutes in and already off to a bad start

Happy spooky month! This years Halloween YCH is completed! 🎃💀 #halloween

mcdonald's charging $8 for a big mac combo and calling that a value menu price should be a recession indicator

There are still 5 slots available for my Halloween YCH this year! C, D, E, F and G are all available to claim! 💜 dm me on telegram or discord with refs if interested!

I have brain rot

hi gist.github.com/mary-ext/6e27b…

Going through my old half-completed shitposts is wild

petition to rename Facebook to this instead

Retirement tip: invest all your money into the S&V 500 (salt & vinegar)

I'm gonna tell my kids this was Labubu

Why does hell get a highway while heaven only gets a stairway?

Kurzgesagt: Smoking and drinking is awesome actually! Me patiently waiting for their part two on rethinking exercise/diet:

The govt: Hey we should make different bankruptcies, like chapters or some shit Me: Okay cool, like chapter 1, 2, or 3? The govt: Nah I was thinking like 7, and then 11, and then 13 Me: Okay

Reject payment processors for online commissions Embrace sending an envelope with cash and a transaction ID to P.O. boxes

With the awful news from the last couple hours, this post from the political optimism subreddit helped to break through a bit of the despair fog. Repubs know this is political suicide, ICE's support is crumbling despite the budget increase, and there's a myriad of ways to fight back. Keep strong.

CLARIFICATION : The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline. They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY So spread this around They can be texted. They can be called.

Me logging on YouTube this morning

Denial: They Might Be Giants Anger: They MUST Be Giants! Bargaining: Could They Be Giants? Depression: Why Are They Giants? Acceptance: They Are Giants

Thank you @ohmwu.bsky.social ! I now have a pride icon!

Post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in June

GUYS. The comment period for this ends in THREE DAYS. PLEASE if you have even a little bit of time, submit a comment here: www.regulations.gov/commenton/FD... Let them know EVERYONE should be able to get COVID vaccines. They BACK DOWN when WE PUSH BACK. www.statnews.com/2025/05/20/f...

🔥🔥MERCH DROP🔥🔥 pls watch i went full cringe release for this ad 👉👈 Shop link in bio! 💜 #furry #furryfandom #merchdrop

Google weather app: We're now using AI to summarize weather data to provide you a simplified weather report! The Weather Channel 30 years ago:

i sowed and so have i reaped

marmoset

It is going to be May.

Idk anything about the NFL Draft but my favorite thing about it is that stupid chime that plays every 3 minutes that sounds like your aunt's phone's Ring notification

Happy Easter everyone! Here’s this years Eater Egg hunt YCH! 💜 #furryart #furry #illustration

After watching Eddy Ninepin's video about giving up his phone for a month, I've been inspired to remove a lot of excess apps on my phone and downscale the content I consume on my phone. One of the things I did was turning off reposts on Bluesky and honestly I feel like it's made me more sane