Today's my birthday! 🎉 You're all required to take today off of work to celebrate

Rewatching the movie Mission To Mars (2000) to see how accurate the future was predicted, five minutes in and already off to a bad start

Happy spooky month! This years Halloween YCH is completed! 🎃💀 #halloween

mcdonald's charging $8 for a big mac combo and calling that a value menu price should be a recession indicator

There are still 5 slots available for my Halloween YCH this year! C, D, E, F and G are all available to claim! 💜 dm me on telegram or discord with refs if interested!

I have brain rot

hi gist.github.com/mary-ext/6e27b…

Going through my old half-completed shitposts is wild

petition to rename Facebook to this instead

Retirement tip: invest all your money into the S&V 500 (salt & vinegar)

I'm gonna tell my kids this was Labubu

Why does hell get a highway while heaven only gets a stairway?

Kurzgesagt: Smoking and drinking is awesome actually! Me patiently waiting for their part two on rethinking exercise/diet:

The govt: Hey we should make different bankruptcies, like chapters or some shit Me: Okay cool, like chapter 1, 2, or 3? The govt: Nah I was thinking like 7, and then 11, and then 13 Me: Okay

Reject payment processors for online commissions Embrace sending an envelope with cash and a transaction ID to P.O. boxes

With the awful news from the last couple hours, this post from the political optimism subreddit helped to break through a bit of the despair fog. Repubs know this is political suicide, ICE's support is crumbling despite the budget increase, and there's a myriad of ways to fight back. Keep strong.

CLARIFICATION : The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline. They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY So spread this around They can be texted. They can be called.

Me logging on YouTube this morning

Denial: They Might Be Giants Anger: They MUST Be Giants! Bargaining: Could They Be Giants? Depression: Why Are They Giants? Acceptance: They Are Giants

Thank you @ohmwu.bsky.social ! I now have a pride icon!

Post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in June

GUYS. The comment period for this ends in THREE DAYS. PLEASE if you have even a little bit of time, submit a comment here: www.regulations.gov/commenton/FD... Let them know EVERYONE should be able to get COVID vaccines. They BACK DOWN when WE PUSH BACK. www.statnews.com/2025/05/20/f...

🔥🔥MERCH DROP🔥🔥 pls watch i went full cringe release for this ad 👉👈 Shop link in bio! 💜 #furry #furryfandom #merchdrop

Google weather app: We're now using AI to summarize weather data to provide you a simplified weather report! The Weather Channel 30 years ago:

i sowed and so have i reaped

marmoset

It is going to be May.

Idk anything about the NFL Draft but my favorite thing about it is that stupid chime that plays every 3 minutes that sounds like your aunt's phone's Ring notification

Happy Easter everyone! Here’s this years Eater Egg hunt YCH! 💜 #furryart #furry #illustration

After watching Eddy Ninepin's video about giving up his phone for a month, I've been inspired to remove a lot of excess apps on my phone and downscale the content I consume on my phone. One of the things I did was turning off reposts on Bluesky and honestly I feel like it's made me more sane

NO FOOLIN'--you can read RADIO STAR, EPISODE 1 starting today at pinksphinx.art/radiostar and by the time it's done Episode 2 will be finished! it's happening! ✨ y'all should get in on this shit before it's cool! #comics #furryart

bringin back an old classic

Happy #TDOV !! Seems like a good time to share this comic I made 2 years ago for my 6 years on T anniversary! 🩵🩷🤍 [1/3] #comics

The Three Caballeros!! 🦦 @lupinaround.bsky.social 🐶 @that.dang.dog 📸 @itsrockyraccoon.bsky.social #mcfc #fursuit

Seeing this post and others like it spreading a bit. This is just Grok/X launching a Telegram bot and advertising it. It's not even considered an officially verified Telegram bot. It's not Grok Integration, Grok can't go into your channels to scoop stuff up

Michigan is cool! You don't even need to buy salt, they just put it all over the sidewalks and streets for free!

world's orangest brat 👇 #mcfc #fursuit

hewwo #fursuit #mcfc #mcfc25 #mcfc2025

The #MCFC experience so far

the biggest test of Elon’s hostile takeover of the government will be next Tuesday in Wisconsin. If you have any friends or family in the state, hit them up and make sure they vote.

Heading to Detroit! 🚠

Playing some more Ocarina of Time Randomizer with @itsrockyraccoon.bsky.social tonight! twitch.tv/OtterBagel #furrylive #pngtuber #randomizer

@ernie Make sure to follow the instructions in the "To Destroy Your 23andMe Test Sample" and "To Revoke Permission for Your Genetic Data to be Used for Research" sections *before* deleting your account or you won't be able to log in to do so.

The state of California is warning 23andMe customers to delete their data because odds are good that the company is going to go bankrupt. If I were you I would prioritize doing this. https://oag.ca.gov/news/press-releases/attorney-general-bonta-urgently-issues-consumer-alert-23andme-customers

Remember what I said about how Twitter is useless for self-promotion even if you have a big following there? There's data showing BlueSky, even with smaller user numbers, generates way more referrals than Twitter purely because it doesn't suppress links. Stop saying you need Twitter for promotion.

Me three drinks in at the function and arguing about the moral failings of the court system in Albert Brooks' 1991 film "Defending Your Life"

In case you, like me, are a high-anxiety human who missed this piece of moderately reassuring news: Despite many broken things, the FDA *did* make a flu shot recommendation for this fall. www.cnn.com/2025/03/13/h...

Hello all! I'll be playing Ocarina of Time Randomizer with @itsrockyraccoon.bsky.social tonight, on Bagel Tonight! Come on by! twitch.tv/OtterBagel #pngtuber #furrylive #randomizer #zelda

Me trying to read a reddit post with my VPN on