You know shit's getting real at the dentist when they pull out the orange satellite dish

AI is the future! Can't you see by how Bluesky, the app made with vibecoding, works so well all the time? I'm really glad this technology (which works I swear!) is taking over every computer-related industry. Surely only great things will happen as a result!

Gonna be opening for a few of these if anyone is interested Work hours are slow and I got a ticket for an expired sticker today #Furry #furryart #commsopen

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

I'm cis and I'll just say that transphobes can go fuck themselves, this shit is fucking awful and abhorrent

When you use AI to generate an image, yeah - you're getting free "art" -but at the cost of it not being good quality, not to mention the environmental impact and the water waste. When you commission small artists, you're helping them pay bills, have a social life, and often treatment of their pets.

Give a man Papa John's two large 2-topping pizzas for $12.99 each and you feed him for about 2.5 days, give a man the Papa John's app and he'll order Papa John's two large 2-topping pizzas for $12.99 each for life

We were quoted that Enid’s treatment will be £520-£900 on Friday 🥲 So please consider commissioning me! Price sheet is on my website : LouRaccoon.com ❗️❗️❗️❗️ I’m open for coloured sketches (£30) Uncoloured headshot sketches (£10) And I’m extending my offer on dating sims (still priced at £35)

I think about this comic at least once a week.

I don't see why we can't make caffeine 2, it'll be like the first installment but: - you can sleep just fine that night - it doesn't make you pee - it's not addictive - it's actually healthy somehow

Bluesky is great, it's my favorite social media platform that doesn't work

A turkey sandwich a day keeps the doctor a regular distance away

EVERYBODY GET UP ITS TIME TO SLAM NOW 🏀🏀🥚🥚🥚 Easter grudge match YCH completed! Have a great Easter everyone! 💜✨💜✨

It’s the BIGGEST SCENE I’ve done in a long time! 🐣🐇🏀 Get in on this Easter basketball grudge match (rules to this game are quite lenient) DM me on telegram or discord to claim a slot! (LouRaccoon is my @ on both!)

It's a shame that every AI company has a logo that looks like a butthole, because I'm sure there's a lot of talented butthole logo artists who don't want anything to do with AI. Now the demand for butthole icons for non-AI companies is plummeting, and all the butthole icon artists are suffering

NO NO NO YOU DON’T GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL tell everyone you know www.freetaxusa.com

Last week I asked members of my discord server for refs so I could make a new banner - and here it is!

Had a bit of time between commissions so fuck ice!

I think tap dancing could make a comeback if they just had a bunch of these on the stage

I missed #fursuitfriday but shhhhh Head by @snowgryphonsuits.bsky.social Paws by Manofur Creations

I unsubscribed from Kurzgesagt today, their ozempic video along with some of their past videos about recreational drugs seem to downplay negative effects, and with such heavy promotion of a specific pharmaceutical brand it just feels like they're no longer promoting factual information anymore

"the best part of the superbowl is when the players pour the gatorade on the coach! they should do that every play with everyone and they should all bring their own gatorade from home!!"

That'll move the chains

Alright, I've launched a GFM to help cover my top surgery costs. I've included a painfully vulnerable summary of my (long) transition journey so far, some of the hurdles I've faced, and what this procedure means to me. Thank you 💜 gofund.me/08d2e0872 #TransArtist #QueerArtist #MutualAid

Just a PSA for people, FreeTaxUSA is an excellent tool for filing taxes. Do not, I repeat, do not give your money to TurboTax. They lobby congress to keep tax filings difficult and inflate their prices to make it more expensive. FreeTaxUSA.com is about as good as it gets today.

Hi everyone -- there is a general strike in Minnesota tomorrow to protest what the Trump administration and DHS are doing to our community. In solidarity with the action, I am going to donate my revenue from tmrw's newsletter to People over Papers, the Midway-Hamline Diaper Bank, & Every Meal. (1/2)

I like YouTube Playables because you'll see a game called "Slick Ball Blaster 3D" and it's just a Puzzle Bobble clone that drains 10% of your phone battery in 15 seconds

I'm at the spa enjoying a cup of crystal-filled butt plug water

Me: How're you holding up? The washed-up YouTube Pooper: I'm lost in the sauaus

If I had a nickel for every time I heard Phantom Limb by The Shins today, I'd have 10 cents, which isn't much but weird that it happened twice

I've been to every state but a few where I've only driven past the "welcome to ____" sign (green) or drove through and never really got out of the car (blue)

Shout-out to whoever saw this rock and was like "I bet eating that will fix my tummy ache"

As I adorn myself with a Santa hat this season, I'm reminded that we as a society have stopped wearing non-baseball hats and that's a real fuckin shame

I'm gonna invent an alternative to tin foil called Tim Foil. It's like tin foil except: - you can only use it if your name is Tim - catered to all the Tims in the world - tired of tin foil that isn't personalized for you? well now there's Tim Foil (only for Tims though!)

I want a flask to bring at Christmas parties so I can discreetly add a little something to my egg nog (vanilla extract)

Every polycule needs a band name and it needs to be in a "____ and the ____s" format

Normalize the use of an old timey gothic font for your cover letters and having it start with "Hark!", and setting the H to have a 120 pt. font size

Did anyone else's parents have that set of Christmas tree ornaments that they'd never put on the tree because they were too fancy?

I wonder what percentage of carbon that currently makes up my body originated from Papa John's. It might not be too high but it's definitely not 0%

Friendsgiving potluck idea: Everyone brings a dish but it must be in a slow cooker and require no prep, and you plug it in when you arrive in the morning and have a kitchen full of slow cookers. The entire day is spent hanging out and then dishing out the food at dinner time with no cooking stress

I'm making a pot roast for Thanksgiving!

Christmas YCH I get with @itsrockyraccoon.bsky.social

This Cloudfare outage is wild, I have no idea how the ancient Mesopotamians would have dealt with this

Me: Wow Wendover, your YouTube videos always provide interesting information about a variety of unexceptional topics and subjects! What are you gonna discuss next time? Wendover: *thousand yard stare* ...storage units

I like Ben Franklin because he didn't do shit and all the other founding fathers were like "you know what you're going on the $100 bill". He just has a bunch of random quotes, he was literally just out there saying shit. Also he electrocuted himself with keys on kites and that's also kind of cool

This world series game has been an absolute butt clencher

MLB: How do we increase baseball viewership for younger people? Me: Maybe remove the paywall for regular season games and put them back on network TV like Sunday football games MLB: I think we need a 4th base

Me, after moving out of the house: Thank god, now I won't see any more house centipedes! The devious puppy girl kennel centipede: