Check out the title track of my upcoming album!!!!!!!

CHOKING ON A CRUNCHWRAP SUPREME AS THE WORLD BURNS will be released on my label EAT MY SHIT RECORDS MARCH 6th on LP & CD Tracks will be leaking out slowly up to the release date in various ways. Pre-orders open TOMORROW January 2, 2026 Get at me if you wanna play some shows or do something fun

next episode soon on @eastvillageradio.bsky.social

last two shows of 2025 come get weird

Very excited to share that I have a new bi-weekly radio show on @eastvillageradio.bsky.social !!! Catch the first episode of my show, Messy Spaghetti every other Thursday 9pm-11pm pacific / Friday midnight-2am eastern on eastvillageradio.com starting November 20th/ 21st

I’m terribly excited that Maria Chávez is coming to play Portland, and equally excited I get to play with her. She said it’s her first time being invited here… woah. Speaking of invitations does anyone wanna invite me the UK and Europe to play? IM AN EU CITIZEN… and have only played 2 shows there…

Next PDX SHOW

Plz help Me book shows in the UK AND EU 2025/2026

Tour starts soon Dates and info on my website triggerobject.boo

Karaoke in PDX

Portland, OR

Somewhere in Washington State

Portland, OR

Bismarck, ND

I dare you to get this fucking incredible sopranos t-shirt grilkapress.etsy.com/listing/4327...

So grateful to have critters like this to wake up to in the morning.

An urgent message from The Wire magazine Running an independent music magazine is becoming increasingly difficult. We need your support www.thewire.co.uk/in-writing/e...

Made this lil dude www.etsy.com/shop/GrilkaP...

Next shows in Portland 5/14 at High Water Mark - 21+ 5/24 at Wizards - All Ages

Current mood

Current mood

We are going to be out of town for a short jaunt in the middle of April. Please contact us if you have time sensitive order needs. We will do our best to make sure you get what you need! We are not currently accepting any rush orders at this time.

Seattle, Thursday.

New edition of Ghost Bros OST cassette available for preorder now on Eat My Shit Records (we don’t care if you like it). vernsworld.bandcamp.com/album/ghost-...

Sing while you get tattooed! I’ll be your KJ at Mortal Emblem Tattoo on March 29th! See you there!!?? 📡🎤🤡

KARAOKE roadhogbitch.rodeo

Vern’s World on Repeater Radio episode 54 airs March 1st at 1pm Pacific, 4pm Eastern, 9pm UK www.repeater-radio.com

Australia - mark your calendars

Tonight come to this show! Elrond is making a rare appearance (Ian and myself) and we are opening for Kole Galbraith, Kiyasu (From Japan) and the legendary Daniel Menche at Turn turn turn 8-11pm 🫂

Tours in the works for Australia and the US in the Midwest Someone help me book a tour of UK / EU PLZ

I wanted to write something about my mental state but then I saw my cats toes twitching as he was dreaming…. So now you know that happened.

Real karaoke this Wednesday at dream house.

I’ll be at Lollipop Shoppe today from 4-7 among some of Portlands finest record slingers with some Grilka Press goods!

Tip the fucking KJ folks.

If you’re feeling sassy l am running karaoke at the Portland Night Market tonight AND tomorrow from 6-11pm

It’s that time again! Vern’s World on Repeater Radio episode 53 at 1pm Pacific / 9pm UK STREAMING ONLINE www.repeater-radio.com See ya in the chat?

I’m gonna be slinging Grilka Press shirts at this lovely event on Sunday February 9th at Lollipop Shop!!! Stoked!

Episode 52 of Vern’s World on Repeater Radio is up on SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/MNWXgoRN85QA...

Next show is on Feb 14 at Turn! Turn! Turn! Daniel Menche, Kiyasu, Kole Galbraith and ELROND (me and Ian Gorman Weiland) We are gonna do a drone zone See you there?

My tunes are up on @ninaprotocol.bsky.social

Updated flyerescape.dad You can now search by month and I’m slowly working to make it available as an RSS feed. Enjoy, tell your friends and send flyers!

Tonight at the Fixin To now with added element of someone I do not know who’s going to dance on stage while I play. Show up to see if I’m telling the truth.

Bilbo after dentist 😮‍💨

THIS IS TONIGHT! Hearse Mechanic is Joe Preston’s new project…. Come peep!

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With @triggerobject.bsky.social

Episode 52 of Vern’s World on Repeater Radio airs tomorrow (Saturday) at 1pm Pacific / 4pm Eastern / 9pm UK on Repeater-Radio.com