Hit my toe on a potted plant

Hit my elbow on my desk

Tripped on the last step going down stairs

Hit my elbow on a handle

Walked into a wall

Pulled a muscle in my leg when stretching, youch

Accidentally hit myself in the face with my knee

The bed frame strikes again (my toe this time)

Just hit my hand on my desk

Posting this for no reason @griff-2.bsky.social

I feel like posting about random minor inconveniences I run into Just hit my hand on my bed frame

A message for my fans in Latin America. (plain text is in the image alt-text if you need it for translation.)

Why would you watch the Super Bowl when you could watch new TheMightyNebby video

Don't let Minecraft Live being next week distract you from the fact that it has now been 7 years since Fletching Table functionality was promised

Tech CEOs claim that the AI Bubble isn’t real, but I know what I saw.

Hey so can we just not require ID to play games? What happened to "don't give away personal information on the internet" (Yes United Kingdom I am talking to you)

Report: That Was Very Stupid Thing To Say https://theonion.com/report-that-was-very-stupid-thing-to-say-1819579593/

Uh oh

It would be great if those silly little Minecraft guys could maybe not take over my brain, my heart can only take so much

A fun art style Ocs belong to @griff-2.bsky.social and @edencadia.bsky.social

Discord wants to know how you feel about AI. Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...

Worcestershire sauce

Gubernatorial is a real word that exists, and I love that

The power of free will strikes again Smorgasbord

Hey wait I have free will, I can just say whatever I want Blarglenarf

omg

With the Trump Administration infiltrating BlueSky, the MAGA edgelords are sure to come next. BlueSky has long abided by a general and very effective rule. BLOCK. MOVE ON. DO NOT ENGAGE. Don't dunk. Don't quote. Don't respond. STARVE THEM OF ATTENTION.

"The Guard Dog" . I've been a bit obsessed with when @zombiecleo.bsky.social in Vampires SMP compared themself to a livestock guardian dog. Wolf collars look pretty cool, don't you think? . #VampiresSMP #mcyt #fanart #illustration #zombiecleo #vampire

The Doomed Yaoi (and all my other VODs) are always live on LegundoVODS! Probably the best place to watch streams after they happen! www.youtube.com/@LegundoVODS

Where do you stand? See you Sunday!!

The one thing that I don't get with vampire art is the blood dribble. My guy, keep your mouth closed when you're eating.

impostor #vampiressmp #art

//vampires smp spoilers Apparently, only one of these vampires is sane. (Though, I'm not entirely sure who it is...) [ #vampiressmp #vampiressmpfanart #apokunafanart #zombiecleofanart #shubblefanart #pyroscythefanart ]

i can mouse. i can be mouse. me when. me when i mouse.

You know what I love about Terraria Mobile? You can play it while driving You can play it while getting a ticket You can play it in court You can play it in jail Terraria Mobile will always be there for you!