@ferdinandvonaegir.bsky.social “Sorry about the crabs 🙏 😔 “

“I am not cleaning up anyone else’s puddles! I did not urinate on your floor!” “AND STOP ASSAULTING THE VON AEGIR FAMILY HEIRLOOMS!”

// FERDINAND ENDED UP WOTH CRAB LICE IN MY SIMS HELP I’M SCREAMING HAHAHAHAGA

“Is that not what you’re currently doing for the witch you serve? She’d rather send you than face us head-on in battle. But I suppose barking at the emperor’s enemies is what a hound does best.” Felix scoffs. “They’re not empty. But since you’re in such a hurry.” His blade is drawn and within—

Opens mouth. Closes mouth. “💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

The SLANDER. He's never been so insulted.

He only calls her Annie whenever he wants something.

“………………….” Mumbling. “…You look good when you dress up.” //////////

SPLUTTERING. HIS FACE IS A BRILLIANT RED. “SHUT UP! Quit acting as if you have any right to comment on my affairs!!”

“I’m not wearing something that ridiculous! Are you insane?”

“WHAT? Why? You’re acting childish!” 💢💢💢

WHAT.

“WHAT. Is something amusing you to you, Boar? Spit it out! I dare you!”

Felix just fighting everyone today. Mind your business.

“What part of ‘no’ did you not understand?! Am I speaking another language here?!” 💢💢💢💢💢

“I SAID NO. DROP IT.”

VEHEMENTLY REFUSING. “NO.”

“I HAVE NOT DONE THAT I HAVE SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU I DID NOT PEE IN YOUR HOME!!!”

“STOP ASSOCIATING ME WITH URINE IN EVERY ASPECT OF YOUR LIFE!!”

“I DID NOT DO THAT THAT MUST HAVE BEEN SOME CHEAP DOPPELGÄNGER OF MINE!!”

[ @ferdinandvonaegir.bsky.social ] “I always knew you were pathetic, but holding your bladder until you wet yourself all over my floor yesterday is a new low for you.”

Dimitri - Remembrance. #FE3H #FireEmblem

mermaid annette 🧜‍♀️ #FireEmblem

in love with the ocean 🧜‍♀️ FE3H mermaid AU

Felix’s ego, as much as he loved to insult and berate others for being easily offended, was fragile. A scowl lined his lips before he’d scoff and sheathe his blade into its scabbard once more. “…I’m leaving.” And off he went, presumably to go play with his sword somewhere and lick his wounds.

  You all are such pests. Bothersome pests. Except Ike. Ike is fine, however, all of you leave.  

“We’re not done,” Felix venomously hissed as he pointed the blade in Soren’s face again. “I’m not going to let you make fun of me and walk away from it.”

Damn him, why was it so hard for him to insult cute girls the same way he’d insult Sylvain or Ingrid? With a sigh, Felix showed her his sword and his armour. “Happy now?”

Her stance told him that she was a warrior. Good. This battle would be exciting. Felix took his own stance and brandished his sword. “Now COME AT ME!”

Felix’s sword is pointed in Soren’s face the minute ‘circus’ leaves the latter’s lips. “You’ve got a lot of nerve and I resent that.”

Unfortunately for Soren, Felix has a fragile ego and hates being made fun of. So again, he cuts off his escape. "Your attitude is pissing me off. You're going to regret making a fool of me!"

Oh, now Felix is SEETHING. His pride will not be insulted! He quickly cuts off this man's exit. "I'm not giving you a choice!"

This twerp has jokes AND nerve! "That's it! You want to make fun of me? I'll show you who here is the joke when I put you into the dirt!"

Who is this twerp and who does he think he is? "Funny. You've got jokes."

// I said I was done with sims tonight But my Petra sim is just so pretty I have to play her

“Does no one here get tired of listening to the sound of their own voice? Shut. Up.”

“It’s too loud. You’re all too loud. Shut up.”

// I’m bored out of my fucking skull.

Last #FEArtScuffle attack! A #netteflix collab with @courtneywirthit.bsky.social for rose~ #Annette | #Felix | #FE3H

// can I strangle him pls— Literally what is his PROBLEM omg he’s the WORST 😩

“????” HE’S CONFUSED.

“…That doesn’t answer the question.” 💢

“What’s a microwave?”

He grit his teeth. “Which part of ‘don’t do that again’ escaped you?” Felix sucked in a deep breath through his nostrils. “I’m not going to praise you for doing something so stupid.”

“Whether I know you or not is irrelevant. You fight. With a sword, at that.”

“…” The sight is almost too much to take in. He’s never seen Lysithea this ravenous over food before. “We have a war meeting in half an hour.” A pause. “You ought to wash up.”

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Not only was the /cake/ a brown mess of sludge…Annette’s dress was too. Her shoulders slumped in defeat as she stared at the mess in front of her. “. . .” She had followed the recipe exactly!? How did this happen?! “…t-the book.” She managed to mutter out, quietly.

He heaved a frustrated sigh. “If I show you my sword and my armour, will you leave?”