“You would find that Byleth will agree with me, even if Dimitri’s bleeding heart would not. This is war, and House Vestra has been loyal to House Hresvelg since its inception. What do you suggest, then? Keep his son alive so that they have another chance to kill us? You can’t be serious.”

@chadsylvain.bsky.social “Happy birthday, comrade! I thought perhaps an armor oil would do you wonders since you’re living and working in harsh environments back in Faerghus!” “I will have tea prepared for us shortly for this joyous day.”

A pack of sheepskin condoms flies through the air and smacks @chadsylvain.bsky.social in the face. When Sylvain would look up, Felix’s boot would be seen disappearing behind a corner. Happy birthday, Sylvain.

"..."

"Ferdinand, don't let him know my secrets, man."

This time, Felix blushed. “…Shut up,” he finally muttered after a long pause.

“. . .” He’s shocked. Shocked!

“Rumours have been flying around about you and that girl. What was her name again? Ah, Dorothea. You know, for someone who never shuts up about propriety, you seem to love sleeping around outside of wedlock.”

“I’ve had it with him. We ought to string him up by his balls from the gates of Fhirdiad. Maybe then he’ll finally stop with his debauchery.”

Long, exasperated sigh. “Sylvain…!” Dimitri sounds so done with Sylvain’s ridiculous antics.

"I don't know what you mean, it's just a portrait of me."

@chadsylvain.bsky.social “…Sylvain. Your profile picture is not very noble.”

Literally just walking around the monastery, arms behind his head, enjoying the sun.

The husband EVER ❤️ ))

Felix took a swig from his leather sack and sighed. “You’re way too chatty for your own good. But… better, after that fight. You’re strong, and you’re a valuable asset to our army.”

And Felix welcomed every blow. Each attack was deftly avoided. When their fearsome bout finally ended, Felix would feel himself grin. “You gave it your all that fight. I’m impressed.”

“Are you deaf or just stupid? I TOLD you: if you’re swinging your sword around with that dopey grin on your face, then you can forget it. I want an enemy out for blood, not one skipping through rose bushes.”

“Jealous?” That was enough to get Felix to blink at Ferdinand. What the hell did he mean by that? “Jealous of what?”

“I don’t buy it for a second. Usually, after I tell you to knock it off, you at least have the decency to look embarrassed.” He huffed and lowered his sword. “I’m not interested in fighting an opponent who isn’t looking to kill me.”

@fraldariuswolf.bsky.social Ferdinand was so very chirp this fine day after his ..visit to Dorothea. “Felix! I am now ready and healthy for our training!” He beamed. Somehow he seemed to radiate even more energy than usual, his steps light and sure.

“. . .” He’s left staring at the heavy oak door in disgust. What the fuck was that about? “…Tch. Whatever.” And off he goes.

“You did deserve them,” Felix replied without skipping a beat. Though he did feel bad about kicking him in the crotch. “…Just don’t do it again and I won’t have to beat you next time.” How thoughtful.

The tips of his ears went pink. “Shut up,” he grumbled as he looked high and low for Manuela. “You’re distracting me.”

Eventually, Felix would enter with his own cape over his mouth. “Damn…” What a mess he’d made.

He couldn’t help but blush in embarrassment. He quickly fought his way out of Ferdinand’s grip. “Thank you. For the sword, I mean.”

@fraldariuswolf.bsky.social Ferdinand had kept his distance as promised, and actually didn’t come anywhere near Felix. The bruise on his face was healed thanks to Dorothea, though Ferdinand’s side and ..inner thighs were still purple but slowly healing. Ferdinand avoided him. Left if he saw -

"Ferdie, if you were any better, you'd be amongst the saints." She gave another sigh, picking up the cup. Felix was most definitely going to get a few choice words in the future.. "It's not as if YOU forced him to walk around like that. If he's an exhibitionist, he shouldn't be so defensive."

@songstressdorothea.bsky.social “Lady Dorothea!” “How delightful to see you again, you asked for me? Whatever for?” Ferdinand set down his trusty tea set, already preparing them tea.

@fraldariuswolf.bsky.social Ferdinand didn’t exactly feel good. His lip was still purplish, as was his side beneath his clothes, not to mention his groin either… He took a deep breath, holding a sword in his grasp as he walked towards the training grounds to find Felix-

“Are you boys still talking about the handcuffs? Goodness, men really do only have one thing on the brain, huh?”

@fraldariuswolf.bsky.social “I am surprised to see your hands free of pink fluff, especially when lady Annette said there’d be another time.” “Though perhaps this time you’re not asking for my assistance..You did seem rather..excited about the prospect.”

“Ngh…!!” Damn him! Damn him and his ability to point out Felix’s hypocrisy! “Fine! Give me your coin purse.”

@fraldariuswolf.bsky.social “I am afraid I am falling ill, Felix. Could you do me a favor and go see if the markets have medicine on sale as well as some tealeaves? I’ll give you my coin pouch of course.”

“Finally…” Men, being as stupid as they are, see no issue with this very dangerous act about to be commenced. So Felix gets down on the ground and spreads his wrists apart. ANNETTE SHOULD STOP THIS FROM HAPPENING BEFORE TESTOSTERONE IS TO BLAME FOR AMPUTATING FELIX’S HANDS.

@songbirdannette.bsky.social @fraldariuswolf.bsky.social “I wish to congratulate the new couple! May the Goddess bless this young union and bring you prosperity to your now shared lives!”

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