"LOOK LOOK I SAID A SLUR LOOK AT ME I SAID I SLUR I'M SO FUNNY AND EDGY AREN'T I?? IT'S A SLUR THAT'S THE JOKE, DON'T YOU GET IT? THE PUNCHLINE I'M RACIST! PLEASE LAUGH."

get rich and die crying

EXCUSE ME YOU LITTLE SHIT????

Is it normal to just...scroll through all of your posts every once in a while and nod approvingly at all the based takes you did?? Like idk if its narcicisstic or whatever but I love reading my old posts.

I just think I needed to remind people that im not gay.. Ok bye

I am the ULTIMATE simp for Dr. Lisa Cuddy and Queen Maeve like OH MY GOD. DROOLS.

hahahaha... yes. This is my plan of world domination. Become part of the new world order now and let your pfp get drawn by me on Microsoft Paint.

new pfp 😛 creds to @secretly100wilsons.bsky.social

redesigned the weed bunny

Yoo what else should i draw on Paint?? Gimme some requests and I'll badly execute them idk

ok wait I made it better

MS Paints nr. 1 greatest artist oat

My cats are so cute мои любимые милашки I can’t I wanna pat them and give them lots of kisses

Same father who always wanted me to develop my own political and social stance btw. But no, suddenly I'm complaining too much about his dear ultracapitalist multi-billion AI-tech companies who are supporting fascist ideologies and propaganda. I apologize dearly for my critical thinking skills!!

"your AI-hatred annoys me" Oh, you mean my hatred against authoritarian ultracapitalist tech companies, exploitation and theft of intellectual property, nonconsensual deepfake porn/sexual abuse material of but not limited to minors, political extremist propaganda and desensitizing slop??? Sorry ig?

Me watching someone get cancelled and torn apart on the internet even tho i lwk agree with them 🥹✌️

Same goes with ethnicity, skin color or heritage imo. White pride fe. is the stupidest shit ever.

You are proud of your nationality if theres nothing you've achieved yourself in your life to be proud of. National pride is truly stupid.

genuine question, why is it nowadays considered "left extremist" to want basic human rights and humane living conditions for everyone... I thought that was like- bare minimum??

I yearn for the plague doctor mask

I think I killed it but im only like 70% sure, because I smacked that thing with the power of hell and heaven combined, but I didn't find its corpse, and my hand was clean... Istg it better not still be alive I am sosososo tired.

Mosquitos are genuinely the worst things alive, why do we even need these motherfuckers for, genuinely?? Besides being a source of food for some other critters, WHAT ARE THEY USEFUL FOR. I just stayed up till 1:40 AM because there was one of these bitches in my room somewhere and couldn't sleep.

Should i get a pfp now that im active again or is the white circle doing the job

I just ate 31 grams of protein worth of gummy bears...

„Have you ever been hated or discriminated against? I have.“ -neurotypical straight cis white male

Took my antidepressants too irregularly, now im having a full on low again

Maybe I just try-hard wanna be different, but I'd love to have a wedding where the bride wears a black dress and the groom wears a white suit. Like, hello??? That'd look so cool??

In my heart Eminem will ALWAYS have won the beef against pedo uncle Michael Jackson.

Ok, getting ragebaited by a vid on my fyp right before i wanna sleep... Holy shit this shouldnt make me as angry but DUDE.

I think bro likes eminem

How it feels checking on my elderly cat because she’s sleeping TOO deeply

*Cough cough* PEAK

Do yall fw the hitman layout

Im only a gooner so that im not a goner, cause that shit be the only thing keeping me alive in times of the most severe depression ever

Theres no correlation between Homelander and me complaining about AI btw, he just has the best reaction gifs ever

seeing someone OBVIOUSLY trace over AI (like, so obvious that im shocked its not a parody) and calling in their art... ooooh boy

THIS, and also abt Michael Jackson and the entire internet going crazy for him after the movie dropped... Did we just all collectively forget about 'Leaving Neverland'?? About the crazy ass allegations against this man? Hello??? Are we gonna ignore that and just make tik tok edits of him instead?

I NEED adult money immediately. Watch me pull up with a plague doctor mask the next morning. You cannot convince me that shit doesnt look cool as fuck.

get mogged by this cat

One beer, two beer, red beer, blue beer

Also! I'm hearing my neighbors literally screaming at their 3 year old daughter to stop crying... she's crying because she's in pain. Genuinely, if you're that bad at handling the difficulties of parenthood & being there for your child's emotional development in a mature way, then DONT GET A CHILD.

Idk if i wanna come back to bsky, on one hand Theres many awesome folks ln here, on the other hand the amount of drama and creeps is sometimes insane... I'llbe thinking about it.