Trump murdered people on Christmas Day. I will not rest until I see him in prison for the rest of his pitiful life.

My Christmas dinner for your consideration.

The boyfriend and I are conspiring to sell people pearls. Need to sign you on…

Wanna know how fucked we are? Gold is more expensive an ounce that I can afford. A single ounce would cost more than my entire salary and I make $90,000 a year.

Serious question. If I report myself to the FBI as a trans activist to collect the bounty am I obligated to claim such a government gift as income?

Fox News is trying to gin up .15% of the federal budget as fraud to be a national crisis. Can we audit space x?

youtu.be/QrXBZAChtYw?... We are all thinking it…

Rest now. Tomorrow we rise….

Wanna know how I know religion is bullshit? The people who knock on my door are never willing to pay my hourly rate to attempt to convert me.

The ban “brands all transgender people, without regard to individual merit, as unworthy to serve in our armed forces solely because they are transgender,” Judge Cornelia Pillard wrote in a forceful dissent. www.advocate.com/news/trans-m...

So gross

I’m gonna order my assistant lunch on Friday!

Ilhan Omar is the kind of person that makes the United States great.

The best part of my ears being so plugged up from my cold right now? I’m impervious to being whammed!

It’s cold out there today

Bye Felicia has penetrated the next generation!!!

Mashed potato pancake tradition complete for this year.

Never been at a job within a month and got a raise before until today!

Not true. I clearly remember them T Y dinner party in the night I question in Topeka Ks.

Watching the Chicago 7. Yeah I’m a damn good attorney!

This statement makes it painfully obvious that Ms. Leavitt doesn’t have a clue about what the department of education does.

Hell yes @pattonoswalt.bsky.social! Thank you for standing with us!

When you have been sick for a week and a half and your work clothes are running thin but you don’t have the energy to do laundry:

Old enough to get raped by the president but not old enough to access gender affirming care is a fucked up hill for conservatives to die on.

I swear to God, bitch, if you stole my fucking VocalMist I will break each and every one of your goddamn fucking fingers And if I find that shit Aha, I will fucking ram that shit so far down your throat You're gonna be fucking coughing up saline vapor for the next month

No Kings—Earth to Eve

The new Frankenstein is stellar!

The number of lawyers ice talked to who will be happy to prosecute ice agents when the regime falls is heartening.

I would like you all to imagine the obscenity of Musk’s new pay package. $100k of singles stacked is 33 feet tall. $1million is 358 feet tall $1 billion is 67.9 miles $1 trillion is 67,866 miles tall or roughly a quarter of the way to the moon. I mean this with all sincerity. Fuck the rich.

Watching the election news tonight realizing that I’ve never voted for a republican candidate for president and I’m proud of that.

Yesterday was new pen day. I got an amazing pen and new ink and I’m happy to incorporate it into my practice.

Out lawyering.

A lawyer.

As a lawyer…

I can’t express how much I appreciate my new workplace using my chosen name without any hint of judgement.

I know I’m a woman because I’m a week and a half into my new job and I couldn’t tell you where the men’s room is on my floor.

@mattdoc32.bsky.social is having a lot of fun tonight with this game.

Second B-2 landed in Topeka. What is the orange doing?

Just had eyes on a B-2 in Topeka Ks landing at Forbes field. What is going on?

Finished my first week as a lawyer at a big firm. I’m pumped and ready to go. I want to learn and earn!

My daughter this evening: “move Kori! I’m self defensneing!!!”

All of us.

I looked like a lawyer today.

And we will fight with him!

It’s so hard forming a blended family… sigh.

No kings.

This is piracy.