first day on testosterone and my friends brought me a le COQ beer and chili NUTS and they didn't even realise what they did when they did it, the jokes are writing themselves

My goal for 2025 was to play more video games again, and it was def more than past few years so here's some that i played/replayed bc why not 🧵

we need to make people afraid of Death Note again bc what do you mean everyone's just posting their face and full name on the internet all the time now

had such an amazing mini vacation visiting @binkybear.bsky.social im well fed now

confidence boost of the day: two (more experienced) co-workers spent who knows how many hours trying to solve an issue that has been slowing our workflow for ages, asked me to help and I was able to solve it within minutes 🧑‍💻

"You ever heard of a fat elf? I've never seen a fat elf in my life, and I'm here. With a bad comb over and beans on my shirt." my lovely Fig: @typoi.bsky.social pictures by: @hobitteh (instagram) #dimension20 #fantasyhigh

A buddy asked my help in creating a character for a lvl20 dnd one shot and oh boy did it make me lock in. Glad no one needed me to get much work done on my last day at work before the summer vacation bc i had way more important stuff to do *rubbing my hands together like a sick lil fly*

posted on the gram after years of not doing that so i think it only fair to share these here as well such hair much fluff

finally went back to the office today after being sick for week+ and so many people said they're glad im back..... wish i wasn't but that felt pretty good not gonna lie

living room? nah bro, i call it the "single guy living alone corner"

🐻🤝🦝

get you a buddy who matches ur f̶r̶e̶a̶k̶ building love u @binkybear.bsky.social

coming out of my cage and i've been doing just fine if by fine you count as falling deep into an obsession over an old ass series to the point where it's hard to do or think of anything else but now im here and i don't know what to do guess i gotta learn to human again🧍‍♂️

still one of my fave pics👌😎

let's activate this account: 1 like = 1 thing i like 👀

ever sober up from a jerk off fantasy thinking "huh, i guess that's probably something i should unpack at later"?

mood

I've been watching House MD and any time they show the modern addition side of the hospital im filled with rage bc it's so stupid it looks so fake like i can't believe it's a real ass building and not just one of those old hollywood 2D fakes i hate it [screams in architect]

played this ttrpg for four years and all i got was this trophy aka everyone's favourite smelly cat enemy snatched the championship what even is life

whoopsie just learned that there's gonna be lay-offs at work and the next moment im like eight pints deep with a coworker on a thursday

my boots picked the worst possible weekend to start falling apart, gawddamnit

i keep looking at this pic of sissi on drugs, she sees everything, past and future, the beginning and the end of the universe...

“i just asked chatgpt and…” cool i just lost a significant amount of my respect for you

hello #dragonage2 mini-party 🥺🤲

i tell people to restart their computer while playing sims in hard mode with rules and laws

12+ hours of veilguard in pretty much one sitting, this is the good life

didn't think id get to play veilguard anytime soon but the LOVELIEST @binkybear.bsky.social bought the game for me so here we go fuckers!!! my enby rook rogue is ofc voiced by none other than the amazing and talented @erikaishii.bsky.social who deserves a mech

so glad i don't have civ vi on steam bc my replay would have been so embarrassing

TTRPG Creators: please, just say no to "AI." No AI background music, no AI-generated NPCs, no AI character art or podcast covers. It's *all* theft and it's *all* destructive.

> restart dragon age: inquisition for the nth time bc cant afford veilguard > complete dai on ps4 > buy dai for PC bc it's on sale (it has tresspasser, and i never played that) > @binkybear.bsky.social GETS ME VEILGUARD FOR A XMAS PRESENT > restart dragon age: inquisition

IT-support life be like me: did you at least try to restart your computer? them: i'll do it now, i cant remember the last time i shut off my computer me: 🙃i wonder 🙃 just why 🙃 it is that 🙃 your computer 🙃 keeps crashing 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

3 less teeth and 100% more drugged

mlem

sat on my pinky finger and it broke. never healed correctly (:

i really want like a week when i dont have to do anything and i can just get back to playing video games, i miss skyrim.

starting to build some kind of career for myself and connecting with people professionally and shit i guess but i absolutely refuse to abandon my whimsy and become a Serious Adult™

i love my moms

the people sitting next to me just psychoanalized a guy so hard he left the bar, i wanna join their convo so bad

sup

he looks like one of the first stoats but silly

📸 @silvalaskala.bsky.social #leviackerman #erwinsmith #attackontitan #shingekinokyojin #eruri #cosplay #shibari

now this changes things A LOT

anyway here's a silly man

i have arrived