Sweet older lady calls me honey/sugar/love etc at the shoppette or dfac: 🥹❤️🥰💕🌷😌 Literally anyone else calling me that: 😒

Yo I did something cool everyone

1sg is on leave but he gets to be surprised with his new decorated door when he comes back tomorrow!!!

Just had the absolute fluffiest visitor to my office!!!

Honestly the part that's so incredibly heart wrenching about the army aviation accident is knowing that this sort of thing could've happened to any one of my fellow female combat arms officers and yet the reaction would've been the exact same.

Wow as a woman in combat arms I have to say I am officially pretty anxious now watching this crazy train barreling towards us

Had a late work call this AM so I thought I'd try my hand at making sourdough baguettes and I must say I am pleasantly surprised.

This time in history is gonna be a hell of a DBQ on some AP U.S History exam I'll tell you what

My mom texted me that it was my 6 year Army-versary today and I didn't even remember it hahaha

Having a snow day as an adult is like, 1000x better than as a child

Anyone want to bet that the issue here is that she's a woman? I mean, besides her interesting in promoting diversity in the Coast Guard? www.nytimes.com/2025/01/21/u...

Rootin' AND tootin? In this economy?

A girl at my gym who was trying to be a "fitness influencer" just posted a reel that's getting her stomped on by a bunch of popular influencers and I gotta say this is the closest I've been to good drama in a while wow

Nothing bothers me more than when authors put actual song names and artists in their storyline, like nobody needs to know that your "super edgy" and "alternative" main character listens to 5 finger death punch, now your book reads like bad fanfiction.

A reminder that 'New year, new me" does not always have to mean "new year, better me" I will be unapologetically insane this year and probably more chaotic thanks for following along ❤️

Ahem THIS WAS NOT WHAT I ASKED FOR UNIVERSEEEEE

Lmao im getting recalled from leave hahahhahahahah this is literally the worst HBL of my life

Had a soldier emergency, caught covid, had my siblings AND my in laws visit back to back, and now to top it off I have lady issues to deal with so if the universe could just throw me a dang bone I would be so thankful

Sometimes the world seems insane but y'know, bagels

This is the most useless week of work 😭 I didn't take leave this week but like 90% of my troop did so now I'm just sitting at my desk for the next 8 hours

Disappointed to announce I've become a Tripod Girl™ in the gym because my new bodybuilding coach requests that I send her clips of my training every week 🫠 I feel so awkward videoing myself AHHHHH

Well the Internet is down across post so... I guess I'm just sitting here until squadron closeout formation now 🙃

The Army has way too many combat arms officers and needs some of them to find new gigs www.military.com/daily-news/2...

I NEED YALL TO STOP TEXTING AND DRIVING YOU CAN BARELY DRIVE AS IT IS MUCH LESS DO TWO THINGS AT ONCE

Hosted thanksgiving for the first time and it was honestly great minus the INSANE PILE OF DISHES literally getting paper plates next year my god

Ok I'm not gonna lie I absolutely love when my soldiers bring their babies in to work because of appointments etc and I get to shirk my official duties 🥰🥰 sorry boss I can't send my CUB slides I'm playing peekaboo this is very important

New XO texted me to say he was looking forward to meeting me... Bless him lmao I probably gave him a heart attack when I said " it's actually ma'am but excited to have you on the team!"

Is this how people normally look at their firstborn???

So it turns out that the "pink pony club" is not, in fact, just something my cav scouts call their platoon office

Please enjoy this photo of me and my husband at the interservice bullseye pistol match last weekend (we look like a power couple but came like 100+ points behind everyone else lolololol)

I don't need to "veg out" or have "rotting time" I need someone to put me into a medically induced coma until summer ughhhhhhhh

This Tuesday has Monday energy for sure.... Forgot my boots and now I have to walk of shame out of the locker room 😭

"We have a mandate to dismantle the regulatory state - and both the power and the will to do so," Is explicitly what they ran on and enough of the US has just always had clean water and safe food and some manor of workplace protection that they categorically do not understand what a threat that is.

Happy birthday, US Marine Corps.

I salute my fellow veterans! The all-volunteer force shares an oath that places the constitution as our reason “why.” We know what we protect! …..that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion….

I made sourdough bagels!!!

I know I have like 40 blue sky posts but damn 2023 me would be surprised as hell that I did a bodybuilding show AND a half marathon in 2024

Thank goodness for this four day weekend because this might have just been the toughest week I've had in command and I feel like a wrung out washcloth 🫠

So did we all just collectively decide to migrate over here now or what

Totally forgot bluesky existed wow oopsie ❤️

Daylight savings is literally the worst only for the fact that my animals think they're dying when I'm waiting an additional hour to feed them

Y'know sometimes I wish I could talk to my cats and explain that I'm not scratching their face they just have eye crusties and I gotta pick em out

I forgot to post my second ever jack-o-lantern!!!

Enjoy the Reformation and Halloween with the classic 95 Reese's being nailed to a door

Literally got like one trick or treater what do I even do now lol

Got a cat wheel for my cats to run on when I'm not at home and one of them has turned into an absolute machine and will cry if I'm not there to pet him while he's running